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 Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:40 am
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:42 am
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:43 am
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:45 am
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:46 am
What disease did cured ham actually have?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:47 am
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:48 am
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:49 am
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:50 am
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:51 am
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:52 am
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:53 am
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:54 am
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:00 am
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:49 pm
Can a hearse carrying A CORPSE DRIVE IN the carpool lane?
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