Corrupt a wish game!

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted, but you later realize that all those pretty green stuff turned out to be counterfeit.

I wished I could have all the star candy in the world.  

[kglguy]

It shall be so. You are promptly crushed to death by a massive amount of star candy.

I wish I was the focal point of a religion.  

[Alienor Kaze]

kglguy

It shall be so. You are promptly crushed to death by a massive amount of star candy.

I wish I was the focal point of a religion.

Granted, only you're the focal point of a religion that has a stigma held onto it. So naturally everyone's trying to kill you.

I wish I could have a cute penguin doll.  

[Ebb n Flow Man]

kaze no sakura

I wish I could have a cute penguin doll.

Granted, except it was made in Korea and promptly falls apart after 5 minutes of hugging.

I wish I had good luck at everything. 3nodding
 

[Alienor Kaze]

But Korean dolls don't fall apart easily! I've still got some I owned back when I was six, and they're still in top-notch condition! gonk

Wish granted! Unfortunately, every time you get good luck there's always a terrible consequence that follows.

I wished all the n00bs on Gaia would just go away!  

[Ebb n Flow Man]

Wish Granted. But for every n00b that leaves 2 Newbs show up.

I wish I had an uncrruptable wish.
 

[kglguy]

Granted, you now wish that you were a pretty princess, and it's uncorruptable.

I wish I had a cool pet.  

[Dweezal]

Granted, you now have a giant man eating plant. And it eats you.

I wish..................I wish I knew what to wish for. whee  

[Ebb n Flow Man]

Dweezal

Granted, you now have a giant man eating plant. And it eats you.

I wish..................I wish I knew what to wish for. whee

Granted... You wish to be a princess like me, except you will be less pretty. xd

I wish they would give an update on the Gaia Battle System.
 

[Dweezal]

EvV

Granted... You wish to be a princess like me, except you will be less pretty. xd

I wish they would give an update on the Gaia Battle System.

Granted. The update announces that the Battle System has been canceled! gonk

I wish I didn't have a quiz in Botany today.  

[kglguy]

Granted. You must now write an essay on the factors that both contributed to the start of the Thirty Years War, and those that kept the war raging on. Good luck with that.

I wish I had an army of androids to do my bidding.  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish ranted! Sadly, they're all broken androids.

I wished all this light pollution didn't wash out the stars.  

[kglguy]

And behold...The light pollution is magically replaced with dark pollution, which eats up the stars' light.


I wish I had an awesome sidekick.  

[Ebb n Flow Man]

kglguy

I wish I had an awesome sidekick.

Granted. But while fighting evil your sidekick is killed off, for a plot twist.

I wish I could own the titles to old cartoon shows, and re-release them on DVD.
 

[kglguy]

Granted, you get the rights to My Little Pony and Jem. They then languish on the shelves because no one wants those cartoons.


I wish I an excellent singing voice.