Corrupt a wish game!

[Crystal_suicune]

The game's quite simple.One person makes
a wish,and the next poster grants it,but twists
it in a way that makes it all bad.Then the poster
makes his own wish.

Example:

Poster 1:I wish I don't have to go to school
Poster 2:Granted,but you have to work in
an office instead.

Geddit?I'll wish first!
I wish I can own a cat.  

[Link Shirou]

I gave you one I found on a street earlier... squashed. xd


I wish I could use the older marketplace D:  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted! 'Cept the marketplace now has a 50% tax added to selling items!

I wished my headache could go away.  

[kglguy]

Granted! I shoot you in the kneecap. Can't feel that headache now, can ya'?


I wish I had my own flying aircraft carrier.  

[Alienor Kaze]

LOL - it's the divert-the-pain method! XD

Wish granted! But you get one made out of cardboard and infested with vengeful-man-eating aliens!

I wished the neighbors would stop being idiots and turn their damn music down!  

[Link Shirou]

Granted! But they just received a new stereo with more powerful woofers and they're starting again a BIG PARTY  

[Ebb n Flow Man]

Link, you didn't make a wish. xd So I'll make one.

I wish my Imac was working again.
 

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted! But your imac keep stalling every one minute.

I wished I could learn to fight like a man! scream  

[kglguy]

Congratulations! You learned to fight like a man. Woody Allen to be specific.


I wish I had an English maid.  

[Ebb n Flow Man]

Wish granted. Except the maid is a manly hunch-back, and only wants to be paid with sexual favors.

I wish I could move into a nice apartment.
 

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted! But the apartment is located in an area that has a 100% crime rate and the neighbors are complete assholes, plus hot water only comes out in the summer while cold water only comes out in the winter.

I wished I could own an MP3 player.  

[Ebb n Flow Man]

Wish Granted. But your MP3 player came with a virus that makes it play 'You Are My Sunshine' over and over again.

I wish I had a well paying job that I actually enjoy.
 

[kglguy]

Wish granted, but you get a pink slip on your third day at work.


I wish I could hypnotize people.  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted, only those you hypnotize do everything the opposite of what you command them to do.

I wished I could fly.  

[kglguy]

Granted! You turn into a house fly. Now you can fly.

I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates.