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 Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:00 pm
as an obviously nervous sheriff put the noose around a condemed mans neck hes says to him "sorry about all the shakeyness, this is my first hanging." the man respondses "mine too"
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:31 pm
every joke is taken! geez! gonk
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:59 pm
Totally!
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Ok then, here's a riddle for ya.
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on the man, and the man thanks the bartender and leaves.
What was wrong with the man?
Lol, the answer is something totally relevant, but slightly obscure.
Before anyone even says it, no, he is not insane or drunk.
EDIT:
Captain you cannot answer this! I know Deme has already told the joke to you, so don't give it away to those who may not know!!
<3
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:29 am
just say the answer already, plzzzzzzzzz
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Salty the Rockstar Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:06 pm
.[BlueMuse]. Totally!
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Ok then, here's a riddle for ya.A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on the man, and the man thanks the bartender and leaves.
What was wrong with the man?Lol, the answer is something totally relevant, but slightly obscure.
Before anyone even says it, no, he is not insane or drunk.EDIT: Captain you cannot answer this! I know Deme has already told the joke to you, so don't give it away to those who may not know!!
<3 Noooooooooo!!!! Mleh!! gonk I know it, I know it, I know it!!! whee
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:04 pm
.[BlueMuse]. Totally!
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Ok then, here's a riddle for ya.A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on the man, and the man thanks the bartender and leaves.
What was wrong with the man?Lol, the answer is something totally relevant, but slightly obscure.
Before anyone even says it, no, he is not insane or drunk.EDIT: Captain you cannot answer this! I know Deme has already told the joke to you, so don't give it away to those who may not know!!
<3 hmm.....good 1, idk.... confused
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:57 am
"There are those who believe that a new modernity demands a new morality. What they fail to consider is the harsh reality that there is no such thing as a new morality. There is only one morality. All else is immorality." --Theodore Roosevelt
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:45 pm
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
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Salty the Rockstar Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:36 pm
On my way down the stairs I was when in MID STEP my sister says, "No, let's use the elevator!" And than she turns around and starts on her way back up. So, in my MID STEP state, I put my foot back on the previous step though my body was still headed FORWARD.
Yes.
My sister almost pushed me down the stairs with nothing but her words.
(I believe she did it with the force, but she still denys that she is a Jedi.)
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:57 pm
Tailerr_Rokaz On my way down the stairs I was when in MID STEP my sister says , "No , let 's use the elevator !" And than she turns around and starts on her way back up . So , in my MID STEP state , I put my foot back on the previous step though my body was still headed FORWARD . Yes . My sister almost pushed me down the stairs with nothing but her words .(I believe she did it with the force , but she still denys that she is a Jedi .)that cuz shes really a sith lol [im a nerd] this is what i was really gonna say though(this really happened)- my friends and i were waitin for chruch to start, when i suddenly looked up and im like ahhhh gonk . my friend Josh was like, whats wrong and im like- your Japanese(actually German), max is mexican(actually Columbian)[that was an on going joke], and tyler is Irish(that 1 was right). hes like, so whats wrong? i said, i figured out why im the weird one out of us! and he was like what?!?! and i just went- IM THE WHITE GUY!!!!!!!! gonk gonk
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Dementia][Praecox Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:59 pm
.[BlueMuse]. Totally!
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Ok then, here's a riddle for ya.A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on the man, and the man thanks the bartender and leaves.
What was wrong with the man?Lol, the answer is something totally relevant, but slightly obscure.
Before anyone even says it, no, he is not insane or drunk.EDIT: Captain you cannot answer this! I know Deme has already told the joke to you, so don't give it away to those who may not know!!
<3 Alright, since noone is guessing, and Blue hasn't been on in awhile, I'll post the nswer. The man who asked for a glass of water had the hiccups. Instead of giving him some water, the bartender scared him with a gun to rid the man of his hiccups. The man thanked the bartender for the scare and left without the glass of water, because he no longer needed it.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:55 pm
Hahah! Oh I love it!
Man! It was hard not to say the answer! I can't believe she actually posted that I can't answer!!
How cruel!
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Salty the Rockstar Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:46 pm
I'm back, I'm- Oh. stare You already gave away the punch line? >< How unfortunate.
I'll be back with more! But, for now, just enjoy this pic that shows how much I love you all.
<3
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:00 pm
this joke was inspired by the contacts that i have recently gotten[thnx mom]
contact were invented as an alturnitive to glass right? "youll see just as clearly as if you had your glasses on" stare ya that only works if you dont poke yourself blind first
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:39 pm
So, my sister goes into the backyard to garden for a bit, and comes back in the house:
"Guess what I found in the potato bucket?! Potatoes!!!"
xp
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