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 Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:31 pm
Granted, but there were also roosters, who not only wake you up at 4 am in the morning, but cause the neighbors to get so pissed off at you that they burn your house down. With you in it. xD
I wish I was the queen of the world!
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:01 am
Granted, but your definition of 'the world' is a pencil sharpener in the shape of a globe that you found long ago in your kindergarten glass and stole.
I wish I lived in a huge mansion with maids to serve me and no expenses on my part.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:46 am
Granted but all the maids hate you so they poison your food, not allowing you to ever eat.
I wish I had a magical genie.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:33 pm
Granted, but after the third wish, the genie sucks you into the bottle, making you his genie.
I wish I was a famous piano player.
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:21 pm
Granted, but you got famous for screwing up all the classics very badly, and everyone hates you.
I wish my friend would just hurry up and ask me out.
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