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 Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:08 pm
What the Hell, Imma gonna spam the Game thread with a whole bunch of awesome-like games. First one quoted from the great Queen Ismaire. Queen Ismaire Corrupted Wish Game
Corrupt a wish game.
It works like this, I wish for something, then you grant the wish, but screw it up somehow.
For example:
Me: I wish I had some pepsi.
You: Granted, but the pepsi is full of poisonous spiders.
Then you say what you wish for.
Okay, I wish I had a car.
Granted, but its not drivable.... It's a Matchbox car...
I wish I had a.... bed...
Granted, but the bed has millions of tiny needles and splinters in it that poke you when you lay down. I wish I could have a humoungonormous sweater that swamped me in it's great bulk of material.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:51 am
Granted, but its very flammable so it rubs together and catches on fire
I wish for a new computer!
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:58 am
Granted, but the computer is full of viruses and crashes your internet for good.
I wish I had a kitty!
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:04 pm
Granted but the kitty gets pregnant and before you know it your house is torn to shreds by all the new kitten's claws!
I wish For a stable full of horses
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:56 pm
Granted but the horses are all canibles and they eat each other alive that night. {Sorry been reading too much Macbeth in school. DX}
I wish for a pair of handcuffs. ^.^
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:57 pm
Granted, but the handcuffs have knifes in the side, so they cut your hands off.
I wish I had an ipod.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:31 am
Granted but I Pod wasn't made right so it over powers and electrocutes your hand and ears.
I wish for 1 million gaia gold
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:04 pm
Granted, but you stole it, so your account gets banned.
I wish for...a new shirt!
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:57 pm
Granted but the shirt is made out of cotton, so u put it in th dryer to long and it shrinks so much u can't were it any more.
I wish for the ability to speak Mandarin Chinese
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:26 pm
Granted, but your accent is so thick it comes out vaguely Italian-sounding.
I wish I [will] get 100% on every test I take.
((You guys sure catch on quick. xD))
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:25 pm
Granted, but you do so well that your fellow students get jealous and mug u in a dark alley way
I wish that I could have angel wings and fly around
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:56 pm
Granted, but you can't control your height, so either you can't see anything through the clouds, or you crash into office buildings. Ouch.
I wish I could eat chocolate constantly and never have it do anything to my health or my appearance.
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:54 pm
Granted, but the chocolate was the "healthy" type, so all your friends begin to make fun of you. So sad...xD
I wish I had x-ray vision!
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:37 am
Granted but thats the only kind of vision u have, you can never turn it off!
I wish I had caller Id on my phone
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:43 pm
Granted, but it plays pig-Latin with all your numbers (after making a random letter combination from the numbers)
I wish I had a yard full of chickens.
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