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 Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:07 am
Um, that was really long man. Did you copy and paste that from somewhere dude O_o.
anyway, here is one.
-when hebrews where slaves to the eygptians-
hebrew slave quote- "Fear not, for we are dealing with our torment today. After this, it will smooth sailing for the rest of people's lives while others will suffer. (from family guy if you don't know that xd ).
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:30 am
Yeah, I got them from Uncyclopedia.com. I love that site. It's the encyclopedia you use to unlearn things.
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:25 pm
Ok, here's the new theme. Since Christmas is Thursday, this weeks theme is "Bad Christmas Gifts". Say who it's from and who it's too.
Iran to Israel - A nuke to warm themselves on cold nights, or days. stressed
Charlie Brown to Lucy - A boot to the head. blaugh
Me to my Boss - Kick to nuts. lol
That's all I can think of for now.
Marry Christmas everyone!
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:13 pm
me to my best friend: a condom. (hes gay so he doesnt exactly need it)
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:12 pm
Actually, yeah he would.
drew carey to collin mawkery: A wig rofl .
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:21 pm
Ok, as my clock read 1AM, it's officially Monday. So here is the new theme, "New Years Resolutions That Will Never Come To Pass". Say who it's for and then the bad resolution.
Rosy O'Donald: I shall lose weight.
Pres-elect. Obama: I shall save America. (this country is practically doomed)
Zombie Mark: I shall be less insane and violent.
Tucker (from Red vs Blue): I shall think outside the box.
Your turn.
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:05 pm
Darth Vader: I will be you mother.
Darth Vader: I will be your daddy rofl .
Walter: I will be nice to my wife.
House: I will be sensetive.
pres-elect obama: I will make change rofl .
Past President Cliton: I will not have sexual relationships with that woman rofl .
President Bush: I will find weapons of mass destruction.
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:57 am
ok. This weeks theme shall be game lines that suck. It happens all the time, they bring them over from Japan and screw up the translation. Also, dosn;t have to be real, but it's funnier if it is.
Donkey Kong's original name - Monkey Kong (The most famous screw up of all)
you made we be mad - One of the original Final Fantasy games, can't remember which one though but I do remember this line.
well, have fun and a happy new year.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:41 am
From the anime Fate/stay night: "People die when they are killed.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:20 pm
Scatlette, I like that one.
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:34 am
This weeks thyme is Headlines, like on Jay Lino. Tell the dumbest headlines you've ever seen (Real or fake, I don't care).
1. Scientist link cancer to death. (real one I saw somewhere)
2. Non-Rechargeable batterys do not recharge (Real one on the back of a toy sword I found)
4. Light sword may brake and not made for sword fights (same as last one, what else are you going to do with a toy sword?)
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:51 pm
On CNN: 18 Times The Speed Of Light
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:29 am
Sorry this is late. I've been scattered brained lately. Bored mixed with a bit of ADD. Well, this past Sunday was the Superbowl, best football game of the year, and truly the only one I watch, and that mainly for the ads. So this weeks thyme is "Worlds Worst TV Ads". Real or fake's, I don't care. For my sake, if I see an/the ad on youtube or somewhere, I link it. 1. Any GEICO ad with the cavemen (I hate those. They were funny at first but now just overdone) See Here2.The Alltel wizards ads (a funny series, but when you put a fake beard on a baby, it's gone on a bit long) Watch here3. The new Cheetos ads (to much CGI) Dont watch, I dont care
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:56 am
Last year's Pepsi commercial. The one where Justin Timberlake gets dragged around. It was funny the first time but then it jsut got annoying.
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:45 pm
The old butterfinger's commercial (bart just got boring xd ).
the mountain dew commercial with queen (it was good but got boring fast sad ).
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