Why'd you divorce the person above you? (My favoriet game!)

[I_AM_GAME_OVER]

Divorce!!
Cause I'm no ******* hater, I just dislike twilight...  

[skydemon3598]

cause u ate my shoe and made love to teh couch? O_o (was rly bored so had to say somefin random xP)  

[Crumpet the Tea]

Beacause she ate my pasta, and jell-o, and............MY DESIGNER SUNGLASSES I FOUND IN THE STREET!!!! NOOOO..  

[Rapunzelora]

Because I realized I am straight and therefore cannot be with another woman.  

[Anna]

because she likes rainbow monkeys  

[Rapunzelora]

Because she likes black and white monkeys.
Lol.  

[Anna]

because she likes the color pink(evil color)  

[_not gonna change_]

because she likes twilight  

[The Anime Pirate]

Because our first date was at the dumpster in the alley next to the candy shop.
Cheapskate.  

[Poetic Pockii]

Because the ring I got wasn't big enough  

[VacantGaze]

because my ring was to big so it fell in the sewer and we got in a raging fight  

[Anna]

because she copied my hairstyle!(just a different color)  

[Poetic Pockii]

Because she copied MY hairstyle!  

[VacantGaze]

becuse she thought i copied her hairstyle  

[Verratene Liebe]

Because for the short 36.4 seconds we've been together, I've realized not only the thought of sleeping with you sickens me, it's also the thought that you're actually a dog...