Why'd you divorce the person above you? (My favoriet game!)

[Crumpet the Tea]

It's simple. Why'd you divorce the person above you? It can be anything. Example:
Gaia 1- I divorced the person above me beacause they didn't laugh at my jokes.
Gaia 2- Beacause They loves dogs more than they loved me!
Gaia 3- Beacause their avatar sucks.
Gaia 2- (That's cold...) Beacause they are a jerk.
Gaia 4- Beacause they are judgmental...

An so on and so forth. I'll start!  

[Crumpet the Tea]

Beacause she is to much like me.  

[x-Lil-Mama-To-Juicy-]

↑ dont like her avatar  

[Nowhere-left-to-run]

Beacause she doesnt care about me  

[The Anime Pirate]

cuz i found her working on the street corners. lol  

[Anna]

because she called twilight gay(sorry if you like it i picked something random)  

[Crumpet the Tea]

Beacause she was a banana lover, Not a apple lover.  

[Dismal_day]

because she don't like the evilness crying  

[Khevyn]

Because you were with that one chick who was with that other chick  

[I_AM_GAME_OVER]

Because you think to much

 

[Khevyn]

......Because you don't think enough  

[I_AM_GAME_OVER]

Because I just dislike you  

[Khevyn]

Because your dislike for me isn't healthy.....Not to mention one-sided  

[The Anime Pirate]

cuz you wont stop bickering with your ex
(and yes, i do think twilight is gay!)  

[Anna]

oh then i definantly divorce you



go twilight! ******** the haters!