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 Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:27 pm
Omigod! You know what is sooooo stupid? I was a vampire, and I went into an ancestral tomb that had vampires in it. And when I'd talk to them, they'd say, "get away from me, vampire". It's like what? Yeah...um...I noticed...vampires don't talk...(they do when you click on them though...like everyone does).
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:40 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:26 pm
"werewolves? maybe from where you come, but not here" the only thing that made that saying the darnest things, was that there was a werewolf right behind the NPC
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 2:14 pm
*falls out of computer chair laughing* *bangs head against desk leg that was right behind her* Ow...
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:08 pm
Nord: I hate the cold...can't stand it. And I'd hate to live in any place that's snowy and filled with raging beasts to fight.
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:43 pm
Us Imperials are never consedid! (did i spell that right?)
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:19 pm
Tharlennis, the reformative new Archmagistress of House Telvanni and easily the richest woman in Vvardenfell, has had several run-ins with... well, stupid people. Since she's an abolitionist, the rest of House Telvanni kind of wants her out... however, since she usurped Gothren's seat when she was at least twice his power...
Paraphrased -
Gothren: Blah blah hortator blah blah red tape blah blah blah. No.
Tharlennis: All right. Sorry to waste your time. I'll be vanishing now. *activates chameleon pendant*
STABBITY STAB!
Gothren: WTF! My Dremoras!
Tharlennis: Red tape this, biotch! And while I'm here, all your soul gem are belong to us!
STABBITY!
Tharlennis: Thank you, come again. Yoink.
This bit never happened, but should, especially to Khajiit characters -
Crassius Curio: Mrrrowl!
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:19 pm
High Elf: Hah! I can stand the cold! I can stand heat! I can stand thunderstorms! Don't make fun of me just because I have weaknesses to them!
Nord comes by.
High Elf: Take that snowman! *shoots frost at Nord*
Nord stands there. stare
High Elf: Uh...
Nord comes up with Goldbrand. High Elf burns like paper.
High Elf: *voice going into slow motion* Noooooooooooooooooo!
Nord: Mmm! Elfmeat! Me bring home to wife and kids. xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:04 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:05 pm
sorry, i forgot what i was going to say.... I'll think of it later
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:26 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:06 am
Legions of Vampire Slaves: We love you Jouko!!!! Make us yours.
Yea, totally pimpin cool
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:58 pm
weird.....
I love when you are nerevarine and all the grandmasters and the ordinators are still "Move along" when you are technically their boss.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:14 am
Fargof told me that is was ugly when i was a werewolf
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:24 pm
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