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 Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:50 am
This is where we can make fun of the people in Morrowind and stuff...even stuff they wouldn't say, y'know?
Just have fun here. wink
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:53 am
Khajiit is stupid.
Khajiit has no brain.
Khajiit brain size of ant brain.
Khajiit think brain is in hand.
Khajiit not know what brain is.
Did I forget one?
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:55 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:59 am
Gah! What's with you and all the LOLs? Too much moonsugar or something?
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:01 pm
*shifty look* ninja Uh...no, I haven't been smoking Cid's moon sugar...
What gave you that idea?
MAY THE WIND BE ON YOUR BACK!
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:03 pm
*does the mother look* Taylor (censored) (censored)! Now what have I told you about moon sugar?!
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:04 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:13 pm
That was your name...you know...middle and last...duh!
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:15 pm
Yeah...I know...it was just funny.
YOU WILL PAY, WITH YOUR BLOOD!!! 
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:28 pm
Thanks for the pic! I think I'll put that on my siggy!
And then write, "Join the Morrowind Guild".
Or make a link to it...but I don't know how to do that. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:37 pm
An Ordinator's chasing a criminal all the way to Balmora.
A Hlaalu guard sees and grabs the criminal just as the Ordinator does.
Ordinator: Hey you n'wah! That's my outlaw to do justice on!
Hlaalu: Oh well I caught him first!
Ordinator: No! We both did at the same time!
Hlaalu: Silence you f'lah! This is the Hlaalu city, and I'm a Hlaalu guard so I'll take him to prison!
Ordinator: Says who?! I saw him do the crime!
Criminal: Uh...
Hlaalu: Yeah I'll bet you did!
Ordinator: Oh you wanna bet?!
Hlaalu: Yeah! I'LL BET I COULD KICK YOUR SORRY a** ANY DAY!
Ordinator: OH YEAH?!
Hlaalu guard and Ordinator start fighting, criminal escapes and rips off the Mages guild. xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:41 pm
Hey you write something! xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:52 pm
Um...
Cassandra is casually walking through the foreign quarter. She decides to wait for a couple hours, but...
"you cannot rest here. there are enemies nearby."
Cassandra looks around. All of a sudden...
"You cannot escape the righteous!"
Cassandra pulls out her Musashi (daedric dai-katana absorb health and fatigue on strike).
An ordinator bravely runs up.
"Die fetcher!"
Cassandra taps R.
Ordinator dies.
Cassandra takes helmet and armor, sells armor to the talking mud crab, and sets the helmet on a torch in Mat.
...that wasn't that great of a story...but it's true...
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:53 pm
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