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Username: ZaiaFantasy
Character's name: Kyndall Rosen
Outfit: This is included for her sense of style. She wears form fitting shirts and fluffy skirts. Think of a stylish businesswoman.

Joke: What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

XD

✿ I have a joke! ✿

Username: Quicksilver the Archangel
Character's name: Penelope Seneca
Outfit: I don't really have any set references as much as a general "fashion" of what Penelope would wear. So, this is pretty much CC with these notes in mind--I'm really open to whatever you come up with!

Penelope likes to be comfortable, but she also believes that one should look classy and coordinated. Dresses and semi-casual pants suits are the norm, along with appropriate accessories. She prefers jewel tones and neutral colors, avoiding anything overly bright or flashy. She dislikes showing too much skin, so she avoids shorts, skirts above the knee, and sleeveless shirts (unless paired with a jacket).

Joke:

What do you call a man with one eye, one leg, and one arm married to a super model?

Lucky.

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Username: Urimian
Character's name: Barbara Lonko
Outfit: This one.

Joke:
Lol I will give you 2!

A smart guy, a snobbish woman, a strong guy and a normal person are in a room. All of a sudden, the door closes. The strong guy panics and punches the door, but to no avail; the smart guy calls the ambulance, but they just laugh at him; the snob doesn't even want to touch the door, and the normal person twists the door knob, and opens the door.

3 girls are dating 3 guys. The girls' mothers, wanting to know if the guys are going to be good husbands, decide together to put them to a test. They will each take them to a cottage house, and pretend to drown.
So then the first mom goes and pretends to drown, and the guy saves her. The next morning, he receives a basket of muffins with a letter saying: "Thank you, your mother in law."
The second one pretends to drown, and gets saved. The next morning, he gets an iPhone with a letter saying the same thing.
The third mother then proceeds to do the same thing, but they ignore her and she drowns for real. The next morning he sees a car with a letter saying: "Thank you, from your father in law."

✿ List ✿

1. Silverah
2. shibrogane
3. Orangeish Sherbert
4. Sunshine Alouette
5. Zero Dream
6. Sleet Tempest Snape
7. Lucifer Force
8. zippedsiren
9. yoko lorako
10. Remove
11. Sylent Nyte
12. Ithiltari
13. Asahi Kumoru
14. ZaiaFantasy
15. LP
16. Quicksilver the Archangel
17. Lithia_Brandon
18. Urimian
19. Seiana_ZI

Thanks to everyone who participated!! This is closed now and I'll be rolling in the next post! <33

✿ List ✿

1. Silverah
2. shibrogane
3. Orangeish Sherbert
4. Sunshine Alouette
5. Zero Dream
6. Sleet Tempest Snape
7. Lucifer Force
8. zippedsiren
9. yoko lorako
10. Remove
11. Sylent Nyte
12. Ithiltari
13. Asahi Kumoru
14. ZaiaFantasy
15. LP
16. Quicksilver the Archangel
17. Lithia_Brandon
18. Urimian
19. Seiana_ZI

Winner number two: Zero Dream!!! <33

Thanks everyone!! Don't forget to check out Ende's hoodie alt civ raffle! <33