✿ I have a joke! ✿Username: Urimian
Character's name: Barbara LonkoOutfit: This one.
Joke: Lol I will give you 2!
A smart guy, a snobbish woman, a strong guy and a normal person are in a room. All of a sudden, the door closes. The strong guy panics and punches the door, but to no avail; the smart guy calls the ambulance, but they just laugh at him; the snob doesn't even want to touch the door, and the normal person twists the door knob, and opens the door.
3 girls are dating 3 guys. The girls' mothers, wanting to know if the guys are going to be good husbands, decide together to put them to a test. They will each take them to a cottage house, and pretend to drown.
So then the first mom goes and pretends to drown, and the guy saves her. The next morning, he receives a basket of muffins with a letter saying: "Thank you, your mother in law."
The second one pretends to drown, and gets saved. The next morning, he gets an iPhone with a letter saying the same thing.
The third mother then proceeds to do the same thing, but they ignore her and she drowns for real. The next morning he sees a
car with a letter saying: "Thank you, from your father in law."