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 Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:31 pm
✿ SO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY? ✿ I'm kind of a fan of corny jokes, but I'm running out of good ones to use on my family and friends. Maybe you guys can help and have the chance to win alternate civilan outfits for your character?? There are two free slots to be raffled off for alternate civilian art! ✿ Some Rules ✿Closed now! Thank you to all who participated!! <333 • This is OPEN will be closing Thursday, August 25 at 5 PM EST. • You may only enter if you have an already existing ItNotM character. That means you have official art, already. • You my only enter once! If you have multiple characters, you may only pick one to enter with. • Make sure the joke you enter with is still within the ToC Gaia has. I want fun, silly jokes! Nothing raunchy or distasteful, please! [size=14][b][color=royalblue]✿ I have a joke! ✿[/color][/b][/size]
[b]Username:[/b] (your username)
[b]Character's name:[/b] (name for your character — please link to their official art here)
[b]Outfit:[/b] (Include references, description, hairstyle, expression, whatever you want for the alt art here!)
[b]Joke:[/b] (Here's your chance to share the silliest joke you know!)
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:32 pm
✿ List ✿
1. Silverah
2. shibrogane
3. Orangeish Sherbert
4. Sunshine Alouette
5. Zero Dream
6. Sleet Tempest Snape
7. Lucifer Force
8. zippedsiren
9. yoko lorako
10. Remove
11. Sylent Nyte
12. Ithiltari
13. Asahi Kumoru
14. ZaiaFantasy
15. LP
16. Quicksilver the Archangel
17. Lithia_Brandon
18. Urimian
19. Seiana_ZI
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:27 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿ Username: Silverah Character's name: Tallulah CowdenOutfit: Normal hairdo or a ponytail, Keep Calm and Call Batman! Make her star clip yellow. XD Joke: So, Moses, Jesus, and this other guy are playing golf. They're on the last hole, and there's a kind of ridiculous water trap in the middle of it. Jesus putts first, and his ball is headed for the water - so, he holds up his hand, the ball stops on the surface of the water, Jesus strides out, and hits the ball over to the other side. Then it's Moses's turn. Moses swings, and his ball is also headed for the water trap. Moses holds up his club, the water trap parts, and the ball rolls safely to the other side. Finally, it's the other guy's turn. He swings wildly, sending the ball on a crazy trajectory towards the water trap... where it lands on a water lilly, and is promptly swallowed by a frog. The frog is then captured by an eagle, which is about to carry the frog off the course, but the frog screams in terror, vomits up the golf ball, and it falls directly down for a hole in one. Golf claps. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Dude, I hate playing golf with your old man."
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:36 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿ Username: shibrogane Character's name: Kaatje van der Weydin ✿Outfit: ✿ accurate reference for hairstyleJoke: A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "You got any grapes?" Looking a bit confused, the bartender tells him, no, they don't have any grapes. They're a bar. So the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks into the same bar and he asks the bartender, "You got any grapes?" A little annoyed, the bartender tells him, no, they don't have any grapes. So the duck leaves. The day after that, the same duck walks into the same bar and he asks the bartender, "You got any grapes?" The bartender, by this time, is pretty mad and he says, "No, we don't have any grapes, and if you ask again I'll nail your beak to the bar!" So the duck leaves. On the fourth day, the same duck walks into the same bar and he asks the bartender, "You got any nails?" Confused again, the bartender says no, he doesn't have any nails. The duck thinks about it for a minute, and then he says: "You got any grapes?"
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:08 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿ Username: (your username) Character's name: OdetteOutfit:Clothing And if her hair could just be down, it reaches just past her shoulders and is very slightly wavy. Joke: What did the lawyer name his daughter? .... Sue.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:30 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿ Username: Sunshine Alouette Character's name: Paris LeFay ( Student art) Outfit: Jeans with a loose top, and boots. Ref right hur. Hair styled like in the ref, except it’d be a little longer since his hair’s about shoulder-ish length when it’s straightened. Head band in the hair to keep his side-swept bangs from falling into his eyes. Expression? Idk. Whatever you think fits him best. Joke: So… there are two muffins sitting in the oven getting baked. One muffin turns to the other and says, “Wow, it’s hot in here!” The other muffin shouts, “Ahhh! A talking muffin!” Because I know it’s your favorite corny joke… XD;;;;;
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:58 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:16 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿Username: Sleet Tempest Snape Character's name: Alexandre EvansOutfit: For the hair I'd say keep it tied back, black hair band, maybe his bangs about his face; maybe a little wind blown. As for the facial expression some sort of soft, light, smile. Clothing example: XThe coat can be open or closed, if it's open and the sweater can be seen maybe a pale blue or light gray color. Dark jeans. If the coat is closed then the scarf should be about his neck and tucked into the front of the coat. Joke: Q: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? A: Because they kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:07 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿ Username: Lucifer Force Character's name: Christabelle Calloway!Outfit: Something like this! Bohemian, earth colors and flowy. Basically. XD She's not into purses though! Joke: Do you know why jelly jars are so hard to open? ....it's because they're jammed!You can blame my dad for that one.
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:31 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿Username: zippedsiren Character's name: Samson Colt Outfit: Polyvore! (but navy blue instead of black pea-coat and open.) Joke: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but no atmosphere.
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:04 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿Username: yoko lorako Character's name:Ariel StormOutfit: outfit and accessories : the same as here(the picture on the right, the one on the left is to show well the swimsuit ^^) + the hat like this. If it is possible (really only if it si possible) I would like a version with the swimsuit+pareo image on the right and the same swimsuit and accesories but with a jean mini short like on this oneOnly if possible, if not just the swimsuit version ^^ Joke: hum difficult because I only know French joke XD (and joke about blonde because I am XD) A blonde woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over." The doctor asked the blonde to explain more. The blonde said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts." The doctor examined the blonde and said, "Miss, your finger is broken!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:02 am
✿ I have a joke! ✿Username: Remove Character's name: Louisa McIntyreOutfit: hair down with this headband, this Dress and Shoes Joke:A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before being locked away, each is to be granted a year's supply of whatever he wants to help him get through the long, long spell alone. * The Scotsman asks for a year's supply of whisky; it's given to him and he's locked away. * The Irishman asks for a year's supply of Guinness so he's locked up with several thousand bottles of it. * The Englishman asks for a year's supply of cigarettes and he's given a pile of cartons and the cell door is shut on him. One year later, the doors are all unlocked. * The Scotsman staggers out and shouts, 'I'm free!' and then keels over dead from alcohol poisoning. * The Irishman is dragged out into the light, whereupon he promptly dies of liver failure. * When the door to the Englishman's cell is opened, everybody watches eagerly to see what sort of a wreck the man has made of himself. To their surprise, he walks right out the door, sidles up to the first person he sees, and asks, 'I say you wouldn't happen to have a match, would you?'
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:06 am
✿ I have a joke! ✿Username: Sylent Nyte Character's name: Quinn BennettOutfit: You can pretty much grab any ideas from her polyvore wardrobe! I'd like her hair to be either down or in a messy/wavy side ponytail- it should fall to about mid-back. I'd prefer that she be wearing any of the pairs of heels that I've got in there, rather than the flats, and no sun-glasses on her. Anything else in there is fair game. Joke: Did you hear about the two antennas getting married? The ceremony wasn't so good, but the reception was great! (har har~)
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:06 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿ Username: Ithiltari Character's name: Vera ValentineOutfit: Polyvore outfit! Hair can be whatever - possibly up, or down, idk, have fun. Joke: Q: What's the best way to prepare a fish? A: Get it into a good school.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:18 pm
✿ I have a joke! ✿Username: Asahi Kumoru Character's name: Marcella Palomo | Super Sailor AsclepiusOutfit: Polyvore closet for a general idea of styles and colors. I really like the Daytrip Surplice Babydoll Tank Top in particular, but yeah, otherwise feel free to wing it with the accessories and all. Hairstyle is the same. Joke: Did you hear about that guy who was beaten to death in a rice field with a souvenir statue? First case ever of an actual knick-knack paddy whack. =|
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