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 Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:39 pm
XD That makes sense. A couple of my friends and I rewrote the bible last year. Well, parts of it. I should really post it... I did the creation part, and Chii did the smiting.
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:19 pm
Jesus was a ninja, John the Baptist was a hippie, and Mary Magdalene was a women's rights activist. It's no wonder they were all in constant danger of stoning...
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:27 pm
The cast of the bible, as written by Chii, Stephanie, Emily, and whoever the hell else contributed:
God- Kelly
K (Apostle) AKA Rufus- Stephanie
Jesus- Joseph
Peter (St.)- Michelle
Mary Ho (Maggie)- Nadine
Ponty Pilate- Tiffany
Virgin Mary- Daisy
Judas- Chii
Internet- Rita
Mama Nature- Blyth
Luke (Apostle)- Alie
B-dog (Apostle)- Brandy
Whaddya think: should I put the rest up in my journal?
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:58 pm
Hell yeah! That's a hoot!
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Holmes of Baker Street Crew
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:00 pm
Then I shall. It's... going to be long.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:19 pm
I'll make sure I keep up with it, then. Sounds heretically delicious.
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Holmes of Baker Street Crew
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:42 pm
Like Froot Loops with a pinch of fire and brimstone! -Thumbs up!-
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:40 pm
There is no butter in hell!
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Holmes of Baker Street Crew
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:40 pm
You're right. There is Billy Blanks, though.
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:14 pm
ninja In hell, there's a big hotel, where the bar just closed and the windows never open, no phone so you can't call home, and the TV works but the clicker is broken!
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:15 pm
...OHGODNONONO...
In my hell there would be Tae Bo videos on one endless repeat, my 6th grade English teacher, and nothing on the TV with the broken remote but infomercials. And everything would smell like stuffed peppers. Dear Maude how I hate that smell.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:51 pm
Richard Simmons and constant reruns of Keeping Up Appearances. And all they serve in the cafeteria in Hell is those weird little deep fried fish rectangles.
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Holmes of Baker Street Crew
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:58 pm
That and the sick-a** bean burritos they serve at camp on Thursdays. It's hard to try to get your kids to eat their lunch when you can't even finish yours.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:01 pm
Eeewww! Cold pizza and canned tomato soup.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:01 pm
Cold pizza rocks. Dont' diss the cold pizza, man.
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