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[~ Sonata Euphoriacide ~]
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:23 pm
thelovelyLIZ WORST CAST EVER Valjean- Michael Jackson Javert- Robin Williams Marius- Tom Hanks Cosette- Arnold Schwarzenegger Eponine- Angelina Jolie Thenardier- T.R. Knight (You know... George from Grey's Anantomy. He's too cute and innocent to play Thenardier) Mme Thenardier- Kate Hudson Enjoras- Antonio Banderez Gavroche- ...Dakota Fanning? (For some reason I can see them dressing her up as a boy... I dunno...) Fantine- Hillary Duff That scared me for a while, there. eek They're going to be in for it if they try this...
Anyways...
I'd walk out of the cinema if... ~This was all a practical joke just to see us Mizzies get hyped. ~If they use the same lyrics, but, to get the attention of teens, they use bubblegum pop music. AAAARRRGGHHH. Last thing we need is another High School Musical, and set to Les Mis no less... ~If they add an overload cuss words to any of the songs. Imagine how "Lovely Ladies" would go...
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:57 pm
Sonata of SpurnedAmbition thelovelyLIZ WORST CAST EVER Valjean- Michael Jackson Javert- Robin Williams Marius- Tom Hanks Cosette- Arnold Schwarzenegger Eponine- Angelina Jolie Thenardier- T.R. Knight (You know... George from Grey's Anantomy. He's too cute and innocent to play Thenardier) Mme Thenardier- Kate Hudson Enjoras- Antonio Banderez Gavroche- ...Dakota Fanning? (For some reason I can see them dressing her up as a boy... I dunno...) Fantine- Hillary Duff That scared me for a while, there. eek They're going to be in for it if they try this...
Anyways...
I'd walk out of the cinema if... ~This was all a practical joke just to see us Mizzies get hyped. ~If they use the same lyrics, but, to get the attention of teens, they use bubblegum pop music. AAAARRRGGHHH. Last thing we need is another High School Musical, and set to Les Mis no less... ~If they add an overload cuss words to any of the songs. Imagine how "Lovely Ladies" would go... Don't worry, I don't think they can legally change the words. But they'll probably go along with the latest trend of turning singing parts into talking parts...
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:16 am
1) songs being cut 2) Valjean doesn't die 3) anybody who's supposed to die doesn't die 4) no barricade 5) no sideburns on Javert
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:34 am
people need to realize that if it's les mis they talking les mis "the movie based upon musical" not the les mis based upon the book.
But if it's terrible cliche stuff like if they do the same thing like for instance an unoriginal scene of the "One Day More" with the same old stuff on stage, and no original new ideas like they did on WWS, then I would probably walk out. But I really like the 1998 version, I think you can get a few ideas from it. And if they had Leonidas as Marius, then i would have a fit.
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:40 pm
..Johnny Depp and Valjean... OK, I love me some Johnny, and I can't WAIT for Sweeney Todd, but PLEASE! Not Valjean! ..Brunette Fantine... Sorry, nothing against brunettes, I just always picture Fantine as blonde. ..Eponine is not the Thenardier's child... I mean, come on! ..Unnecessary sword fight between Valjean and Javert. ..No Gavroche at all. ..Idina Menzel cameo... love me some Idina, but she doesn't belong in my Les Mis.
Worst Cast EVER!
Valjean - Antonio Banderas Fantine - Dolly Parton Javert - John Travolta Cosette - Rosario Dawson Marius - Zac Effron Eponine - Brittany Spears Thenardier - Richard Gere Mme. Thenardier - Liza Minnelli Enjolras - Adam Pascal
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:17 pm
thelovelyLIZ WORST CAST EVER Valjean- Michael Jackson Javert- Robin Williams Marius- Tom Hanks Cosette- Arnold Schwarzenegger Eponine- Angelina Jolie Thenardier- T.R. Knight (You know... George from Grey's Anantomy. He's too cute and innocent to play Thenardier) Mme Thenardier- Kate Hudson Enjoras- Antonio Banderez Gavroche- ...Dakota Fanning? (For some reason I can see them dressing her up as a boy... I dunno...) Fantine- Hillary Duff You win the worst casting contest. I've been scarred for life. I'm still trying to picture Arnold Schwarzenegger as Cosette. Cosette is leaving Marius for the night and says "I'll be back." rofl
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:06 pm
masked baby ..Johnny Depp and Valjean... OK, I love me some Johnny, and I can't WAIT for Sweeney Todd, but PLEASE! Not Valjean! ..Brunette Fantine... Sorry, nothing against brunettes, I just always picture Fantine as blonde. ..Eponine is not the Thenardier's child... I mean, come on! ..Unnecessary sword fight between Valjean and Javert. ..No Gavroche at all. ..Idina Menzel cameo... love me some Idina, but she doesn't belong in my Les Mis. Worst Cast EVER! Valjean - Antonio Banderas Fantine - Dolly Parton Javert - John Travolta Cosette - Rosario Dawson Marius - Zac Effron Eponine - Brittany Spears Thenardier - Richard Gere Mme. Thenardier - Liza Minnelli Enjolras - Adam Pascal burning_eyes WORST CAST EVER Valjean- Michael Jackson Javert- Robin Williams Marius- Tom Hanks Cosette- Arnold Schwarzenegger Eponine- Angelina Jolie Thenardier- T.R. Knight (You know... George from Grey's Anantomy. He's too cute and innocent to play Thenardier) Mme Thenardier- Kate Hudson Enjoras- Antonio Banderez Gavroche- ...Dakota Fanning? (For some reason I can see them dressing her up as a boy... I dunno...) Fantine- Hillary Duff And that one. I think my eyes just fell out of my head. Yup, no wonder I'm staring at the ceiling...
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:59 am
I'd walk out if:
* They glossed over Fantine's downfall * The barricade boys were just background characters scream * Again, Javert's sideburns... * Grantaire wasn't drinking/drunk in most of his scenes wink
This is all assuming I'm not thrown out for muttering/yelling about the mistakes. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:08 am
[.Eponine.] But for fun I'll make a worst cast ever list.
Valjean - Steve Martin Javert - Geoffrey Rush Fantine - Britney Spears Cosette - Hillary Duff Young Cosette - Dakota Fanning Marius - Elijah Wood Thenardier - Johnny Depp Enjolras - Orlando Bloom Eponine - Anne Hathaway I wouldn't much mind Johnny Depp as Thenardier, he could pull off the kind of weasely "nope, not doin' nothin' till you give me money' sort of attitude (Depp girl, sorry if anyone disagrees), and considering his singing in Sweeney Todd, he could probably just pull off Thenardier's songs...
But I swear, if they casted Hillary Duff, Zac Effron Orlando Bloom, or Dakota Fanning anywhere in the movie, I would personally track down everyone involved, rocket launcher in hand. THIS I SWEAR BY......THE STARS!!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:16 pm
If they did Les Miserables modern day... I don't know why, but I don't think that would end up very well...
Lovely ladies in, like a whore house where all these people are doing drugs... And the bar haveing the neon lights and all... haha.
Or if they change the plot so much we won't even be able to recognize the story.
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