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 Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:27 pm
cheesey pick up lines:
"hey whats your sign, what acention, what zodiac?"
"whats a sidhe like you doing in a circle like this?"
"lets go back to my place and widdershins!"
" you have the most beautiful third eye ive ever seen!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:12 pm
~Natures Child~ Letter Home to Pagan Parents from Elementary School Teacher
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas,
I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight A student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address.
Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the room with her pencil in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her art class is in an hour and to please refrain until then to do any drawing.
And speaking of art class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists on drawing little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosés! By the way, what does "sky clad" mean?
Aradia has no problem with making friends. I always find her sitting outside during recess with her friends sitting around her in a circle. She likes to share her juice and cookies. It is nice how she wants no one to ever thirst or hunger. However, when I walked over to see what they were doing, she jumped up and told me to stop, pulled out a little plastic knife and started waiving it in front of me. I thought this a bit dangerous, so I took her to the Principal's Office. She explained to the Principal that she was "opening the circle" to let me in. She also said that her Mommy and Daddy always told her not to play or run with an "athame" in her hand, that she could put someone's eye out. I don't know what an "athame" is, but I'm glad she keeps it at home.
As for stories, your daughter tends to make up some whoppers. Just yesterday while I was talking sternly to Tommy Johson and shaking my finger at him, he started screaming and ran from the room. When I finally caught him, he told me Aradia told him and the rest of the class that the last time I shook my finger at someone, they caught the chicken pox. I explained to him that the Sally Jones incident was just a coincidence, and that things like that don't really happen.
One of the strangest things that happened was when I asked the children to bring in Halloween decorations for the classroom. Aradia brought in salt, incense, and her family album. I see she has quite a sense of humor.
One of Aradia's worst habits is that she is very argumentative. We were discussing what the Golden Rule was (Do Unto Others as you would have them Do Unto You), she firmly disagreed with me and stated that it was "Do As you Will, but Harm None" and she will not stop saying "So Mote It Be" after she reads aloud in class. I try to correct her on these matters and she got very angry. She pointed her finger at me and mumbled something under her breath.
In closing, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I would like to set up a parent/teacher conference with you sometime next week to discuss these matters. I would like to see you sooner, but I have developed an irritating rash that I am quite worried about.
With deep concerns,
Mrs. Livingston
P.S. Blessed Be. I understand this is a greeting or closing from your country that your daughter informs me is polite and correct. I enjoyed that very much kudos to you and much applause.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:22 pm
heh all of these (well most of them anyways) are pretty old...i could name some of the sites they came off of lol
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:23 pm
man those were all so funny! I loved 'em.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:16 pm
from http://www.bewitchingways.com/humor/safe_kit.htmSafe Witch Kit Want to be a Witch, yet don't want dangerous items in your home? We've assembled this comprehensive kit to meet the beginning Witch's needs, without compromising safety. Includes: 1 Rubber Athame. Painted black handle, silver blade. Very flexible. You can swing this about in Circle with no fears about hurting anyone! Exclusive! The incredible Collapse-a-Wand! Hand-wrought of authentic wood-grained expanded foam, with a special adhesive patch for attaching the Power Stone of your choice (see below). 2 Battery-operated Candles (1 black, 1 white). No more concerns about flowing gowns catching fire. 1 package Glade Stick-ems. Fresh, floral scent, without the concerns of burning incense. No messy ash to clean up! 1 shaker Mrs. Dash. Get all the flavor and zip of salt, without the sodium! 1 Quality Fold-a-Cauldron. Easy-to-assemble, genuine simulated cast iron corrugated material. Complete instructions. 1 Fabric Rainbow Disk. No sharp corners to be concerned about. The perfect centerpiece for your own Altar. No worries of offending anyone, as could happen with those misunderstood pentagrams. 3 Assorted colors soft vinyl "Power Stones." Focus the energy of crystals. Perfect for attaching to your Collapse-a-Wand!(Choking hazard. Not recommended for children under 3 years of age) 1 Booklet, "How to Be One with the White Light, Because There Is No Dark Side, Luke" subtitled: "The Absolutely, Completely Comprehensive Guide to Everything Possible that a Witch Needs to Know to cast Any Spell at All" BONUS! Order now, and we'll send you our exclusive Fill In The Blanks Book of Light! All the spells you'll ever need, and YOU fill in the names and dates! Quality softcover binding. All packaged attractively in a lovely carry-case, which unfolds to become your altar cloth. Rush out and get yours today! My sister actually wants one lol...
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:05 pm
Those are hilarious!! I love them!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:41 am
that would be really sad if it existed.
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:04 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:16 am
My friend and I are making my little sister one for her b'day....don't tell her though.... smile
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:06 pm
BeautifulNitemare My friend and I are making my little sister one for her b'day....don't tell her though.... smile
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:56 pm
Pac BeautifulNitemare My friend and I are making my little sister one for her b'day....don't tell her though.... smile I KNOW I ABSOLUTLY LOVE IT!!!! gimme gimmme, k im done...
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:28 pm
Sweety D Pac BeautifulNitemare My friend and I are making my little sister one for her b'day....don't tell her though.... smile I KNOW I ABSOLUTLY LOVE IT!!!! gimme gimmme, k im done... Glad you guys like it...I came up with it when our Public Speaking Teacher asked us what we believed would be our destiny...I gave her an entire list and told her that...now my friends keep reminding me about it-I slip and say s**t like that and then can't live it down....:p For the record I think your's is adorable to, Sweety...however I can't see Pac's. sad
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:53 pm
A little girl was sitting on her porch with a basket with newborn kittens and their mother. A preacher walked by and asked her "What kind of kittens are they?"
She told him "they are Christian kittens" The preacher satisfied with her answer walked away.
A few weeks later he saw her again and asked her "How are the Christian kittens doing?"
She replied, "Now they are pagan kittens, they've opened their eyes."
Don't remember where I heard it, but I love it 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:56 am
probably in the celtic coven guild... it actually goes like this:
A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens.
"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the littlegirl.
The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts.
A few days latter the preacher saw the little girl again.
"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl.
"But...but... I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.
"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."
^_^
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:54 pm
wicked_faery probably in the celtic coven guild... it actually goes like this: A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens. "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher. "Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the littlegirl. The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts. A few days latter the preacher saw the little girl again. "And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God. "Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl. "But...but... I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher. "Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open." ^_^ Thanks for filling in the gaps smile
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