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Horoscope for the Week of September 4-9, 2006

Virgo (August 23-September 22):

You may find yourself hunting turnips this week--don't worry, this is due to the approach of the full moon. If people comment on it as strange, paint them with a purple eggplant. You are only as good are your codswaddle.

Libra (September 23-October 22):

Can't find the time for jellybeans? Pay attention because that special confecitonary may be closer than you think. Beware though; candy may be sweet but it gets sticky in bed and may attract ants.

Scorpio (October 23-November 22)

An angry lozenge may accuse you of making radishes with your other coat-pants. Reassure him that you care by sticking a beet up your nose and calling it Toodles.

Sagittarius (November 23-December 22):

Marmalade is pleasant but too much can be dangerous. Don't overwhelm that special can of peas with your need for gooey goodness. Take it one piece of toast at a time and remember that a pat of butter can get you out of almost any situation.

Capricorn (December 23-January 22):

Irate rattlesnakes may seem intimidating at first but smearing them in your hair can actually improve your eyesight. As with all things, massage gently and jackhammer dry. Others may not approve of your techniques but rest assured that your foray into the world of knockwurst painting has not been a mistake.

Aquarius (January 23-February 22):

Members of your household have been sneaking into your room and replacing your CD collection with toenail shavings. While this is disturbing it will in no way hinder your distribution of mangled sea urchins. Keep your chin up, eyes forward and remember that your dead fish is special too.

Pisces (February 23-March 22):

Arguments with angry dishplates are best avoided this week. You can't have your chair and eat it too you know. Leave them be and spend your time with a cheery toilet brush, lest your eyes break free and attack a wandering garden gnome.

Aries (March 23-April 22):

Give yourself time when considering those scrummy bunions. Zealous grapes may be charming but they might turn loose and steal all of your bathtowels. Genocidal hopscotch is not the best way to sell your scones but may ultimately bring you good fortune.

Taurus (April 23-May 22):

Hanging your brother upside down over a pit of live cougars will bring you love, wealth and happiness this week. As tempting as it may seem, do not dress your tomato up and expect him to behave like a squash. You cannot transform one fruit into a jar of onions--you'll need to batter your spleen with a can-opener first.

Gemini (May 23-June 22):

Your need for linty mothballs has gotten you into a lot of trouble lately. Take that pickled kumquat out to dinner and forget about the whole mess. Grated lemon on your forehead improves your chances of acing that interview with the head kiwi.

Cancer (June 23-July 22):

Invading sea monkeys may take over your sockdrawer this week. This cannot be avoided but offerings of autographed Ralph Lauren polo undershorts may mollify the little maurauders. Whatever you do, avoid hitting them with a candy shell blender. This will only cause them to swell until they burst and cover your room in a shower of ermine tails.

Leo (July 23-August 22):

As much as you may want to, avoid fraternizing with scummy popcorn water and one-eyed potatoes. They will only fill your cat with beans and take your lunch money. Fuzzy strawberries and peaches with beards will offer you money this week. Stuffing a pineapple in your ears and dancing the Charleston will bring you luck.

(#49)

*gives you a hug* blaugh

eek *gets the Lysol*