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xp Yay! Time for more Shino Blooper funness! Wee! haha! I had fun writing these... I hope you guys enjoy reading them... even though they are kind of long and whatever... lol!
Shino Bloopers!
~Shino Gets Sick~Me: *slyly sneaks into Shino's bedroom and tiptoes over to the wondow and clutches closed blinds* Hey Shino! XD *yell*
Shino: *opens an eye groggily* What is it, Madam?
Me: GOOD MORNING STARSHINE!!! *rips open the blinds and lets the bright morning sunshine seep into the rom*
Shino: AH! *covers eyes with his bed covers*
Me: *jumps on the bed in a very childish manner* Aw.... get up, get up, get up! *jumps on the bed one last time before finally jumping and landing and strattling Shino's hips*
Shino: *tries to pish Me away* No *very short and to the point*
Me: *whines* But Shiiiinooooo!!! Its already 6:00 in the morning!! You should already be up and ready for a funfulled yaoi-full day!!
Shino: *thinks: Thats exacitically why I dont want to get up right now....* *continues trying to puch Me off his hips*
Me: Aw.... *bounces up and down on Shino* But you're so sexthy!!
Shino: *blushes slightly*
Me: Ah! O_O You're blushing!!
Shino: *tries to hide ther eason why he is blushing*
Me: *gasp* E~~~~~W!!!!
Shino: *thinks: Oh gawd... Why now... why NOW of all timesdoes
that have to hapen?*
Me: *jumps off of the bed and runs to the farthest corner from Shinos bed and covers her mouth and nose* Shino's Sick!! Ah!
Shino: *dies a little inside from the shame of his manly nature*
Me: We should get some medicine!
Shino: *sighs* I dont think that medicine will make it go down.....
Me: *gasp* Are you trying to say that-
Shino: *nods* Yes, I do indeed have an-
Me: A FEVER?!?! D=
Shino: o_o
Me: *gasp* *runs over to the side of the bed and and sits beside Shino and lowers her her forehead onto his*
Shino: *blush*
Me: Oh no! You DO have a fever!!
Shino: *thinks: hmmm... I wonder why.....*
Me: I'll be right back! *runs out of the room*
Shino: *sigh of relief*
Me: *bursts through the door carrying a tray with a pill bottle and a glass of water on it* *sets the tray on the bedside table and pours a few pills into her hand* Here! This stuff should help! ^ ^
Shino: um... thanks... *takes the pills and the glass of water and swallows the pills*
Me: *stares at Shino with caring eyes*
Shino: Huh?
Me: Oh nothing... *sits on the side of the bed for a few minutes before lifting up the covers and crawling uncer them to face Shino*
Shino: *blushes a little more* W-what are you d-doing?
Me: *closes eyes* Whenever I was sick, my mom would always lay down beside me and talk to me. It always made me feel better... *trails off*
Shino: Well that doesnt mean that I'll get better if your laying down beside me... *naughty thoughts*
Me: *opens eyes and stares into Shino's* Well... Its worth a try.. Just lie down here and take a nap.. maybe you'll feel better then once the medicine kicks in.
Shino: *sigh* OKay... I guess I could try it....
~~~15 Minutes Later~~~
Me: ...And so I was like, "Girrr! That shirt
sssoooooooo does
NOT go with that skirt!"
Shino: O_O *mumbles* oh no....
Me: I know!! It was a
total mistake! I mean-
Shino: *reaches over Me to grab the pill bottle*
Me: -what girl in their right mind would do that? Its like- Hey Shino? Could you stop poking me in the leg? Its getting annoying... It was a retorical question... so you dont have to answe-
Shino: *gasp* WHAT KIND OF MEDICINE DID YOU GIVE ME?!?!
Me: *takes pill bottle and reads* Viagra...
Shino: O//////////////////////////////////////////////////////O WHAT?!?!?!
Me: *unphased* What? Viagra is just an allergy pill....
Shino: OMFG!!! READ THE BACK! *takes the pill bottle from her hand and shoves it up to her face*
Me: *starts reading and her face steadily starts to get redder* *quietly* um.... *awkward silence* *moment of realization* *eyes get really big* HO MY GAWD!!!!! *lifts up the covers to finally discover what had been poking her in the leg for so long* AAAAHHHHH!!!! SICKO PERVY BUG MAN!!!
THE END
lol! I was just really bored so I started to write this one on a piece of paper... I dont know... lol I do wierd things when Im bored... lol
4laugh But you know you love it! lol ha ha just kidding! lol Sorry that its so long! lol I just got started and once I begin I dont ever stop.... unless a butterfly flies by... then I have to go chase after it with a fork yelling "Come here my cute little porkchop you!" and nipping at the air every once in a while... *still bored as you can clearly tell* rofl!! XDDDD