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 Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:15 pm
Picasso walked up to the Sapphire Phoenix slowly, then said, "Hello there, Ms. Sapphire! I made up a joke, and I hope you like it."
"Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are always dying to get in!"
((Very hard to think right now xp ))
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:35 pm
((I know!
Its always harder to think of jokes when you need to have one,
but so easy to think of one when you don't need it.))
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:35 pm
((Yeah, I hate it when that happens >.<))
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:43 am
The Sapphire Phoenix laughed at the jokes, and squealed with delight at Iori's costume.
"You Phoenii are wonderful... A treat has been placed in each of your ToT bags smile "
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TheSapphirePhoenix Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:14 pm
Fyr flutters by the Phoenix.
"Ooh! I know! I know!
Knock knock!
Whos there!
Nonya!
Nonya who?
Nonya Business!"
Fyr beams with pride.
Skai smirks and laughs meekly at his dumb joke.
"Humors not my thing..here goes..
A little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and asked 'Um, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?' A huge man, wearing biker leathers, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the trembling little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," said the little man, very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," said the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy."
"Bull!" shouted the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?" "It appears that your dog choked on her..." Skai said.
Spice looked at Skai meekly.
"Stupid..
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts." said Spice.
"I think Nyte is trying to tell a joke..." Fyr inquired...
He walked towards the egg and pushed his ear up.
"Say that again?
One more time please.
Oh...hah...that's a bit funny..okay.
Nyte says, 'What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
It said: 'Is that you mommy?'"
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:16 pm
Brooke had be sitting off to the side with her sister Alexis, trying to think hard of a joke. It was then, one came to her.
Gliding excitedly to the Sapphire Phoenix, she gave a clever grin, and bowed her head. She wasn't all too good with words sometimes, so she said what came to mind, 'Hello, m'lady! I've got a pretty comical Halloween joke for you!'
Clearing her throat, she told her joke, 'Why are graveyards noisy?' Waiting for a brief moment, she continued, 'Because of the coffin!'
From behind, you could hear Alexis laughing hysterically. But would the Sapphire Phoenix like it?
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TheSapphirePhoenix Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:00 pm
*cracks up* Yet more amusing jokes, and still hardly any I've heard before wink
*drops some more stuff into their ToT bags*
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:20 pm
Shui rolls Tristan's cracked egg over to Sapphire Phoenix, listening for a moment before translating the egg's joke.
Q: Why do scary monsters have so many ears?
A: To become more "eerie."
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:13 am
Pene looks are you and ask you...
Q: How do you catch a Squeal?
A: Clim a tree and act like a nut..
that is the best i can do on anything stressed
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:13 am
She chuckles softly. "You guys are great! Check your ToT bags" She gave nod of her head in thanks.
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TheSapphirePhoenix Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:09 pm
Zanzo and his little crew of freshly hatched chicks hopped up to the great Sapphire Phoenix. Zanzo had flown them here, as none of them could fly yet. He had explained to them what a joke was and what Halloween was all about. He only hoped now that were able to impress the Sapphire Phoenix with some of the corny jokes he gave to them to say.As Blui hopped up to the great Phoenix, he stared up at her in amazement. His beak fell open and nearly fell backwards, just now realizing how tall and big she was. As he swallowed, he laughed nervously.
"Ummm.. Hello Ms. Phoenix. My name is... Blui. I'd like to... To tell you a joke. Alright.. Ummmm.. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? Did ya guess yet? He had no guts!"
The little chick burst out laughing, his eyes tearing up some.Shaking his head, Grole walked up next to his brother, looking the Sapphire Phoenix right in the eyes. He sat there, waiting for his brother to just fall over in laughter. Once he did, he merely told his joke.
"Hello. My name is Grole. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Give up? He asked, 'Do you believe in people?'"
That was it, he was done. As he sat there, his brother burst out laughing once more, making poor Grole slightly irritated.Yealu, the little yellow Phoenii chick, toddled on up, her curiousity making her less afriad. As she went up to sit down next to her green brother, she took a deep breath, letting out slowly.
"My name is Yealu Ms. Sapphire Phoenix. This is my joke. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? Can you guess? They're too wrapped up in themselves. Was it a good joke? I hope so..."Finally, little Renia bounded her way over, landing on the back of her -still- laughing brother. Instantly, he starting coughing, making her giggle a little bit. She immidiately bounded off of him, Blui now sitting up like the other two, only coughing now.
"Hello there Ms.! My name is Renia! Here is my joke! Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? Didja? Didja?? He was buttering up his teacher! Isn't that funny?!"
The chick burst out laughing, making Blui laugh once more, Zanzo behind her giving a sheepish smile.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:20 pm
*Laughs* Original jokes, it must be said!
Check your ToT bags wink
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TheSapphirePhoenix Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:26 pm
All of the chicks chirped happily, even grumpy ole' Grole. Zanzo smiled and nodded in thanks, pushing his chicks onto his back and flying off with there ToT bags, exciting chirps bursting out as they discovered what they had won.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:52 am
Pene looks around to try and find hers. but get annoyed.. Umm were is it?
the she find she is siting on it and looks in.. what did i get?
Meaghan loughing at her i dont know turn it over and maybe it will drop out.. as she loughs hard at Penelope
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