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rainbowzebrahoe Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:19 am
That's right, it's time for trick or treating! All your Phoenii has to do is tell TheSapphirePhoenix a good joke, and if she likes it, she will give you a present for your ToT bag! How easy, eh? Onlt one joke per Phoenii though! You can doubley impress her by drawing a picture of your Phoenii in their costumes or just enjoying Halloween!! You can post as many pics as you like, and as long as you put some effort into them, you win a prize! So what are you waiting for? Joke away!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:29 pm
I have a knock, knock joke that Shui will tell through Hakkai XD
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
That's right! Avada kedavra!
*bad Harry Potter puns*
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:34 pm
Harry Potter rocks. XD;
Uh... Jadewing thought of one!
Why did the Phoenii cross the road?
Because there's wasn't a chicken, so a Phoenii has to subsitute!
*really bad joke*
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:10 pm
((Alright.. Here goes Zanzo's best shot. >.>'))Ruffling his feathers up some, trying to look impressive, Zanzo strut his way up to the one and only Sapphire Phoenix, the only pure Phoenix in the land. Once reaching her, he looked up, trying to smile somewhat, only making himself look like a complete fool.
"Uhhh.. Hello there.. Ms. Sapphire Phoenix... Ma'am. Ummm.. Would you like to hear a Halloween related joke?"
Without waiting for her to answer, he continued on, knowing that he was just supposed to tell it to her, not wait for her to respond first.
"Alright. What goes 'Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!'? Give up? It's a monster laughing his head off."
Feeling utterly embaressed by what he had just said, Zanzo laughed some to himself, finding it relatively funny. What a very foolish and just plain out dumb Phoenii he felt like.. Trying to impress the Sapphire Phoenix with such a small joke. Surely she had heard it before... Right?((-could honestly not think of anything better- ^^'))
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:50 pm
... I do not want to roleplay how Ra tells his joke.
Knock Knock!
You: *opens door* "Who's there?"
Kid: *muttering, so you can only hear part of what he's saying* "-a mascot for-"
You: "A mascot, *mutters 'for' quietly on accident* who?"
Kid: O_O "Wow! You sounded like a talking owl! Please will you be a mascot for the Purple Owls?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:02 pm
The Sapphire Phoenix listens intently as one by one, Phoenii in the Halloween spirit come up and tell her a joke each... Unable to stifle laughter, she starts chuckling quietly. After the last joke, she bursts out laughing.
"Where DO you guys come up with this!!??"
She smiles broadly and winks.
"Check your Trick or Treat bags... Hope you like what you got!"
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TheSapphirePhoenix Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:06 pm
Zanzo, much more cheerful now, squawked with delight, smiling back at the Sapphire Phoenix.
"Th-Thank you Ms. Sapphire Phoenix, Ma'am!"
Getting all excited, he eagerly checks his Trick or Treat bag, seeing what he got for his incredibly lame joke, or so he thought.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:14 pm
The Sapphire Phoenix smiles warmly at Zanzo.
"You'd be surprised how much that made me laugh! I hope you wear your new OMG hat with pride!"
She chuckles at his excitement. "Although it might fall over your eyes while you are still so young! But you'll grow into it in no time smile "
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TheSapphirePhoenix Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:20 pm
As Zanzo shuffled through his bag, his feathers swept past the vial of pinkish liquid, little hearts floating around it, and then found his brand new OMG Hat. As he took it out, he looked back up at the Phoenix, grinning now.
"Wow! Ummm.. Thank you again Ms. Sapphire Phoenix, Ma'am! I'll wear it just for you!"
As he went ahead and slipped it on over his head, it did indeed fall over his eyes, making his wings jut out for balance, so as to not fall. Pushing the brim of the hat up, Zanzo grinned sheepishly.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:23 pm
"Thanks a lot Sapphire Phoenix!" Jadewing chirped happily. She was glad that she enjoyed her joke, even if it was really bad. "Platinumsky would tell a joke, but he can't talk yet." She nuzzled her brother's egg in affection. In return, Platinumsky rolled over on his side.
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TheSapphirePhoenix Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:27 pm
The Sapphire Phoenix gazed at Zanzo and Jadewing, glad she had made them smile.
"Jadewing, I'm sure you can interpret a joke for your brother, ne?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:35 pm
Jadewing nodded and leaned closer to Platinumsky. After listening for a while, she looked back into Sapphire Phoenix's gaze and smiled.
A salt and pepper shaker were talking to each other. "I have a new dog!" The salt shaker said. "His name is Sugar!" "What a sweet name!" The pepper shaker replied.
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TheSapphirePhoenix Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:50 pm
The Sapphire Phoenix laugh heartily and puts a small present in the egg's ToT bag.
"Not bad at all for an egg, eh? wink "
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:26 pm
 A frightened little Iari comes towards the Sapphire Phoenix, her face hot as her blush races like wildfire across her face. Her body is covered with what appears to be tattered rags. She stands up as tall as she can, and chirps out "I'ma peasant fo' Hawwoween!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:03 pm
Fyora ruffled her feathers, gathering up enough courage to give her own joke. But she honestly couldn't find one. She duh into the recess' of her mind, and finally found one. She strode up to the Saphire Phoenix and said,
"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?" came the answer.
"Boo," said Fyora, stiffling her giggle.
"Boo Who?"
"Why are you crying! I hope I didn't hurt your feelings!" answered Fyora, blushing at the awfulness of the joke.
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