You know you're an OOMPH! Fan when...

[enkibaal]

Quote:

See, I worship Rammstein. ((Well, technically, I worship Till. I'm not even joking.)) When I admitted OOMPH! was better than R+ in a group of friends, they ALL gasped and stared like I was from Mars. ...That'd be cool. Red planet power!!

yeah, in that instance i suppose it would be alright, as Till's pretty damned hot even though he's old enough to be my dad.

If red planet power means liking OOMPH! go for it, heat ray and all. biggrin


 

[watchdawg77]

when you find the shark sperm cute...maybe it's just me redface  

[watchdawg77]

when you rack your brain trying to think of more things that make you an OOMPH! fan.  

[Minari]

...When you're surprised to hear music you actually understand. (This, of course, doesn't work for German fans, or people who've looked up the translations, but whatev.)  

[watchdawg77]

when you would gladly bear Dero's (or Crap's or Flux's) children...even if you don't want kids xd  

[Minari]

watchdawg77

when you would gladly bear Dero's (or Cra'p' or Flux's) children...even if you don't want kids xd

And are far too young to be considering such things.

...When you know the words to the Lord's Prayer in German, but not English. (Yep, too much Gott ist ein Popstar for me biggrin )  

[watchdawg77]

Minari

watchdawg77

when you would gladly bear Dero's (or Cra'p' or Flux's) children...even if you don't want kids xd

And are far too young to be considering such things.

...When you know the words to the Lord's Prayer in German, but not English. (Yep, too much Gott ist ein Popstar for me biggrin )

3nodding well, the second one's true for me...  

[watchdawg77]

when you learn how to count (from 1-10) by listening to Augen Auf! (or 1-9 by listening to Sonne from Rammstein) sweatdrop  

[watchdawg77]

When you wish Dero would try out for Broadway or be an actor.  

[Minari]

Oh! Directly related: when you think the Silent Film business lost a magnificent actor when Dero decided to go into music. (Es LEBT!)  

[watchdawg77]

When you learn your body parts from OOMPH!  

[Eisbaer]

watchdawg77

-when you want to know what colone Dero wears xd

AHAH!!!!! He told meeeeeeeee

He wears In Motion by Hugo Boss. here's a picture of it:

mwahaha. why he tells me these weird things? I tell him fans are hounding me and won't leave me alone until he answers rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[watchdawg77]

Eisbaer

watchdawg77

-when you want to know what colone Dero wears xd

AHAH!!!!! He told meeeeeeeee

He wears In Motion by Hugo Boss. here's a picture of it:

mwahaha. why he tells me these weird things? I tell him fans are hounding me and won't leave me alone until he answers rofl rofl rofl rofl

lmao. Thanks.  

[watchdawg77]

watchdawg77

Eisbaer

watchdawg77

-when you want to know what colone Dero wears xd

AHAH!!!!! He told meeeeeeeee

He wears In Motion by Hugo Boss. here's a picture of it:

mwahaha. why he tells me these weird things? I tell him fans are hounding me and won't leave me alone until he answers rofl rofl rofl rofl

lmao. Thanks. and what was his reply?

 

[watchdawg77]

when you think they should make a workout video xd ...i'd definently exersize then wink as long as they don't look like Richard Simmons. stressed *shudder*