You know you're an OOMPH! Fan when...

[watchdawg77]

-you steal this idea from the Rammstein Guild sweatdrop
-you start a 'you know you're an oomph fan when' thread
-When you dream about them, and stay awake 2 hours later and still wonder if they play at birthday parties... sweatdrop
-when you no longer put you're OOMPH! shirts in the dryer, you hang them on the clothes bar to dry.
-when you wish your brother had hair long enough to spike up like Dero's
-when you wish you were Marta at the BVSC during "Träumst Du"
stare  

[watchdawg77]

-when you write OOMPH! Fics eating pixy stix. blaugh
-when you wish Dero wasn't married and as old as your mom, so you can bring him home. xd  

[Gek -LaLeLu-]

((both my parents are older than Dero by 8 and 9 years. Side-stepped that landmine! xd My dad's one year older than Till...so I'm good on all sides))

--when you admit without guilt they're better than Rammstein
--when you write OOMPH! fics without or without pixy stix
--when you actually do spend time wondering if Crap and Dero could possibly be lovers
--when you spend at least an hour a day discussing OOMPH! on Gaia or looking up the band's stuff on other internet sites  

[Yasira]

-> when you can't take off your eyes from Dero
-> when you still need a handkerchief to catch your spittle from looking on their pictures during some hours  

[Captainsansnom]

-when you have no more life except them-haha, jk.  

[watchdawg77]

Captainsansnom

-when you have no more life except them-haha, jk.

lol...no, you're right.  

[watchdawg77]

Yasira

-> when you can't take off your eyes from Dero
-> when you still need a handkerchief to catch your spittle from looking on their pictures during some hours

lol...i got one better

-When you drown in a puddle of drool, after watching or looking at Dero. (i know i almost have xd )  

[Gek -LaLeLu-]

--when you command ask your boyfriend to spike his hair and grow sideburns like Dero's  

[watchdawg77]

-when you want to know what colone Dero wears xd  

[Hero Propaganda]

Well, I don't wish I was Marta during the "Traumst Du" video, that's illegal. biggrin

 

[watchdawg77]

Hero Propaganda

Well, I don't wish I was Marta during the "Traumst Du" video, that's illegal. biggrin

rofl  

[watchdawg77]

when you wish you'd have more OOMPH! dreams...  

[watchdawg77]

when you listen to an OOMPH! CD everynight before you go to bed...and while you sleep.  

[enkibaal]

SparrowWriter

--when you admit without guilt they're better than Rammstein

There should be no guilt my friends.... They inspired Rammstein, almost exclusively. No guilt at all that they should be, and are, better.

and now for my contribution...

- when Dero's voice makes you need your boyfriend.  

[Gek -LaLeLu-]

enkibaal

SparrowWriter

--when you admit without guilt they're better than Rammstein

There should be no guilt my friends.... They inspired Rammstein, almost exclusively. No guilt at all that they should be, and are, better.

See, I worship Rammstein. ((Well, technically, I worship Till. I'm not even joking.)) When I admitted OOMPH! was better than R+ in a group of friends, they ALL gasped and stared like I was from Mars. ...That'd be cool. Red planet power!!

enkibaal

and now for my contribution...

- when Dero's voice makes you need your boyfriend.

rofl