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 Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:51 pm
*votes for 3rd option down*
lol
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:52 pm
[Ricky, startled by Battler's appearance in the aftermath of show, took a few steps back down the ramp while facing the new comer, Battler, who was making a fast paced effort to approach him.]
Battler! What... What's goin' on? What's the deal?
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:04 pm
Tank pulls the top rope down and begins to walk up the ramp.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:15 pm
"Ok Dic...I mean....Tank, stay over there. This is between me and Ricky. Dont worry buddy, he wont hit you." Battler was brandishing a kendo stick. "So...you're the show guy in the GWC now?"
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:21 am
[Ricky Maru look back at Tank and then again to Battler and his kendo stick.]
... Show guy, huh? Yea, if that's what y'all call it. Welcome to the Straight Stereo, Battler... So, what's the deal?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:37 am
Battler smiled.
"I've always wanted to be on a show like this. I'm not gonna hurt ya, but if I were you, I'd run...because Tank doesnt look too hot right now."
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:33 pm
[Ricky Maru began to quickly but steadily walk around Battler and his kendo stick and replied sarcastically.]
Ah hell, woulda never thought o' that one. Thanks, see yea.
[Ricky Maru left to offstage and dissappeared behind the curtain.]
[The next segment of Straight Stereo was registered to feature a new guest, Battler.]
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:47 pm
Tank walked up the ramp and around Butler to get to backstage.
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:33 pm
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((Who's that-a page stretchin' in my forum!? surprised --LGD))
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:43 pm
[Ricky Maru stood in the ring, wearing a black ball cap, black and white tennis shoes, black shorts that hung below the knees and had a white stripe running down either leg, and a San Antonio Spurs basketball jersey. The area had been decorated to appear as a diner with two chairs, a table off to the side, and a counter with a few sodas to choose from.]
Ladies an' gentlemen, I'd like for you to meet a man among men who enjoys good TV show segments enough to request to be on one. He stands at about 7 feet tall and weighs over 300 pounds. His name is Battler!
[Ricky Maru awaited the entrance of his new guest.]
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:39 am
Battler arrived in a typical fashion, walked down the entrance way, kendo stick in hand. He went inside of the ring, and promptly offered a handshake.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:27 pm
[Ricky Maru took Battler's outstretched hand and gave a firm shake. Then, he issued him a mic which was tossed over by some dude in the corner. ninja ]
Glad you could make it, Battler. Before we start the show, is there anything you'd like to say?
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:15 pm
"Sure, thanks for havin' me firstly." He smiled, and sheathed his kendo stick in his deep pocket. "So what's up, my friend?"
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:06 pm
No problem, Battler. I'm feelin' that this edition of Straight Stereo will turn out even better than the last.
[As he speaks he begins to pour some Sierra Mist into a large glass for himself. "Feel free to help yourself to a drink" he says.]
So, please, tell me somethin'. I noticed that quite awhile ago you beat Shane McMahon for the title of being General Manager, but it seems as if he's... givin' you the official boot right out of his office. What's up with that?
And, secondly, I'd say... from my first person perspective... that you're a big man who can really knock the s**t outta someone. What's the deal with the kendo stick, then? Isn't it kinda overkill?
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:45 am
Battler laughed. He looked at Maru.
"Well, the kendo stick is overkill for people like Shane, or Blind Rage, or those other mini peeps. But for people like us, us big manly Big Show-type people, I need a wee bit more of an edge." He pulls out a bottle of root beer. "Oh, and I've got my own, thanks." He slams it down, then continues
"As for Shane and me...it isn't so much that he and I fought for GM position, as much as I just do duties when he's bein' lazy, or when I beat his a**." Battler laughed.
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