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 Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:27 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:28 am
((( GUEST LISTINGS ))) Tank
Battler
Shane McMahon
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:29 am
((( HEADCASES ))) Shane Brandon McMahon
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:38 am
[Stands out in the ring dressed in his casual outfit with a mic in each hand. The area has been decorated to appear as a diner with two chairs, a table off to the side, and a counter with a couple of sodas.]
Now, as my first guest in the grand debut of Straight Stereo, I'd like to introduce a man whose mama really knew what to feed 'im, Tank!
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:00 am
Thunder struck by AC/DC played over the P.A. Couple seconds later Tank came out of the back wearing a Light brown comofloge battle halmet, dog tags around his neck, open long light brown comofloge army jacket, light brown cargo pants, light brown combat boots. Tank walked down the ramp. Tank steps over the top rope and staries at Ricky.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:09 am
[Ricky gazes up at the behemoth of a man that towered over him] ... [tosses him a mic.]
So... Mr... Tank... I hear you were involved with military but decided to move along to GWC as a wrestler... Was it because they couldn't feed you enough to keep you goin' in there or what?
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Nah, I'm just jokin' with you tank. Tell me, though, what exactly DID your mother feed you as a child? My mama told me to eat plenty o' chicken an' greens to get big an' strong, but as we can see... somethin' else was workin' alot better with you, huh?
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:49 pm
Tank looked at the mic and says "haha really funny small fry. I can eat things three times your size with getting a stomack ack. The reason why I left the military is none of damn busniess. You think I use the roids? I'm not that stupid in danger my career in wrestling."
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:12 pm
[Ricky replied]
Well, I never said you used steroids, but... now that you mention it... It does seem like there may have been a legitimate reason for your dismissal from the military, huh big guy? surprised
And... if you're talkin' about eating big things, well, [pulls at the middle of his jeans] I may not seem exactly gigantic now... but, you should've heard what SHE said. Catch my drift?
But anyways, I don't swing that way, Tank. I dunno about you, since you love to Eat - Big - Things, or whatever. Ha, and judging by your typically rude manner, apparently what they say is true. You ARE [Ricky jerks at his own belt buckle] what you eat.
Anyways... C'mon Tank, I'm just messin' with yea. Lighten up. Have a drink. [motions toward the counter area]
Now, Being the biggest guy in our federation don't you think that you should hold the biggest title belt in the fed? C'mon speak your mind.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:25 pm
"I was honorly dismissed from the military thankyou very much. I served four years over seas fighting the enemy. She? you mean your boyfriend? So, what you telling me is want you eat is what your are? So, that makes you a d**k?" says Tank
Crowd boos tank just because they dont like tank
tank looked at the sodas on the couter "those things would be crushed in my hand *pulls out a huge two little of coke* this what I drink to wate my whistle. For titles, I do what the biggest title here but if i do get any chance at other titles I would go after them."
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:33 am
[Watches Tank hold up his two liter soda. Ricky Maru begins to approach him.]
... You lost me an' everyone else in the arena, Tank. The initial statement given to you was heard loud an' clear by everyone in this stadium. But, if you'd like to hear it again, lemme make it clear as crystal. You're a- !
[Ricky Maru holds the mic in the air and the crowd replies.]
Audience: d**k!
And, as for title shots... Y'know why you haven't gotten your hands on a championship belt yet? [Ricky Maru is right in his face now] It's cuz everyone who faces you has one srategy in mind... The bigger they are, the harder they-
[Ricky, fast as lightning, pulls his leg back and gives Tank a huge kick to the balls and immediatly slides outta the ring. Scotty Doesnt Know by Lustra plays over the stadium as he walks up the ramp smiling back at Tank who's writhing in the ring. The crowd cheers and laughs at the outcome.]
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:07 am
tank holds the ropes and sneers at the chicken walked away.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:47 pm
Battler's music started, and he ran towards Ricky.
"Hey there, hold on a sec! You're not quite done yet." Battler grinned.
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