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Scaramouche Fandango

Big Wife

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:04 pm


Just wait 'til Soren reads the thread again... twisted
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:07 pm


I hope he doesn't have a heart attack! eek

So when did this whole teasing Soren thing start?

arielphotort


Scaramouche Fandango

Big Wife

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:18 pm


i'm not sure... i think it started before i got here, but i jumped in during the question game.

Scaramouche Fandango
Scaramouche Fandango


Question: You've got fifty yards of bubble wrap, enough tinfoil to cover Buckingham Palace, a hot glue gun, two ducks, a bag of Cheetos, five pounds of cotton balls, Freddie, and three hours. What do you do?


Fairy Feller Fancy
A: First, we're going to make Freddie a mermaid fin with the tinfoil and pad under it with bubble wrap. We then hot glue it to him. Next, we pad his chest with more bubble wrap, giving him size F cups. We make a halter top with the tin foil and make it pretty with the cotton balls. We find this so much fun, that we dot the tail with cotton balls. And now for the cheetos; we eat them. Seriously. Next, we're going to pluck all the duck feather and hot glue them to Freddie's hair for silky smooth hair and make the feather hair reach his wasit. After that? We place him sitting on Soren's door step, with a sign reading "Soren's Girl- Back Off"


And it would probably look something like this...

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It's gone to hell in a handbasket for poor Soren from there. But i think it started earlier...
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:25 pm


lol, i liked that pic. and the one of him at prom too. that was awesome! xd

arielphotort


Scaramouche Fandango

Big Wife

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:27 pm


arielphotort
lol, i liked that pic. and the one of him at prom too. that was awesome! xd
i'm still working on another prom pic... after all, with my love of John in a dress, and the whole prom deal... well, you can probably guess the content. wink
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:23 pm


Auuuuuugh, nooooooooooooooo!! NOT MORE OF THAT THING!! gonk

Oh, and any girl who wishes she had umm... bigger body parts needs to wake up to one little fact: she would only attract shallow guys. razz Why should any girl care about something like that? I hear they're just a pain, anyway. I feel sorry for the girls cursed with large body parts, honestly. razz

Soren DeGali


Scaramouche Fandango

Big Wife

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:36 pm


Aww... you feel sorry for your ladyfriend! Y'know, pity is akin to liking...
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:35 pm


Are you saying you like my ladyfriend? razz

Soren DeGali


Fairy Feller Fancy
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:29 am


Are you admitting that she is, indeed, your ladyfriend? xd
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:38 am


Who is his Lady Friend?

arielphotort


Fairy Feller Fancy
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:43 am


arielphotort
Who is his Lady Friend?


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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 1:03 pm


Soren DeGali
Are you saying you like my ladyfriend? razz
No, i don't feel sorry for her... i like her, of course... anybody who can cause you that much gonk ishness must be an amazing person. But...
Soren DeGali
I feel sorry for the girls cursed with large body parts, honestly.
... and pity is akin to liking! Therefore, she's starting to grow on you... it's so cute!

Scaramouche Fandango

Big Wife


Soren DeGali

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 3:16 pm


You can feel sorry for someone without caring about them! SHEESH!! razz And plus, those aren't body parts, that's stuffing. Unless Freddie gained a lot of weight and grew some manboobs or something. razz

And for Pete's sake, I'm STRAIGHT ALREADY!! Why doesn't anyone believe me?!? gonk
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:03 pm


I think the lady friend is growing on you. He's just that ******** sexy. xd And... Soren, darling, my dear friend, etc... I made a picture for you.

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And if Freddie gained weight, it's only in the chest area because look how trim he is in all the pictures! xd

Fairy Feller Fancy
Vice Captain


Soren DeGali

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:14 pm


W...w...what am I doing with my HANDS?!?!?! O_______________O

Of course, you and Scary Moose are extremely pleased by our little love affair while I have a grimace on my face. razz Hehe, that's pretty good, though.
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