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Fairy Feller Fancy Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:58 pm
Yeah, so what are yours? Don't say you don't have any, because everyone does. Something annoys you. What is it? And don't be smart and say "this thread"... I'll have to... well... I'll get back to that.
Mine:
Pedestrians... seriously.
Pinecones (long story, but they annoy me to no end)
Socks with highheels/flip flops. Yeah. No.
My friends that Drunk'n'Dial me at 3:30AM.
People that hold grudges. Yeah.
And the phrase 'Pet Peeve'. Seriously, what was that dude thinking?
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:02 pm
Stupid customers that don't read. If the coupon says limit 3, dont try to buy 100! mad
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:09 pm
Pinecones? Do tell. razz
Hmm, the only one that I can think of is music-related. I really can't stand it when the vocal part of a song follows the guitar riff exactly at the same time. There're a few exceptions to this, but it has so little creativity I can't stand it! gonk
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:23 pm
Hahah. Pine cone story.
Okay, WELL.
Once upon a time, there lived a young girl in the "fictional" town of Mantua. Mantua was in the mountains and very beautiful with it's own lake and only 700 people, one country store, and no schools. However, there was a downside... when autumn turned and you had raked up all the leaves, pounded into the ground were pinecones from the many evergreen trees. They were literally stuck into the ground.
Well, this little girl would walk around barefoot after the leaves had been raked. The pinecones would be stuck into the soft ground, and it would never fail that a worm ridden one get stuck onto her foot. She'd pull and pull at the pine cone, not wanting to touch the worms that were on it. But nevertheless, it was always stuck into her tender foot and would make her cry out in pain when she pulled.
When she finally got it off of her foot, she'd be bleeding everywhere. She'd run into the house for her grandmother to show her what happened. Yet, her grandmother would always respond, "Torey... how many times have I told you not to run around outside without your shoes on!? Now we have to put Neosporin on your foot and bandage it."
The girl would cry, "No großmutti! It hurts!" And her grandmother would look at her with kind eyes and say, "Delbert, hold her tight to make sure she doesn't move." And then the grandmother would apply neosporin all over her feet and bandage them.
Afterwards, the following words never ceased to be heard, "Torey, put your shoes on and pick up all the pinecones outside." The worm ridden, damp, soggy or hard, smelly pine cone smell would stay on the girl's hands for days.
And it isn't a ******** joke. I hate pinecones, they irritate me to no end now.
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Fairy Feller Fancy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:45 pm
Ouch... that sounds painful. gonk I don't blame you for hating them. razz
The only pinecone-picking up experience I had wasn't anything like that. I cleaned an old lady's lawn of 'em and she gave me $20! razz
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:07 am
"Will Torey shoot me now, or later?"
I'll go for later.
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Fairy Feller Fancy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:08 am
We don't have pinecones stuck in the ground, we've got the little gumballs from sweet gum trees. Gumballs my ... tail end, they are NOT smooth, chewy balls of goodness. They're sharp! But i spend so much time outside that they don't bother me. i know how to avoid them. We set fire to our pinecones. My biggest pet peeve right now is raging feminists. i live with one, and it's annoying to be talking to the boyfriend and have her blathering on about how men are evil because they're not women. One of these days, i swear i'm going to start pretending to be a fifties housewife, just to see if i can make her head go asplode.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:13 am
Scaramouche Fandango We don't have pinecones stuck in the ground, we've got the little gumballs from sweet gum trees. Gumballs my ... tail end, they are NOT smooth, chewy balls of goodness. They're sharp! But i spend so much time outside that they don't bother me. i know how to avoid them. We set fire to our pinecones. My biggest pet peeve right now is raging feminists. i live with one, and it's annoying to be talking to the boyfriend and have her blathering on about how men are evil because they're not women. One of these days, i swear i'm going to start pretending to be a fifties housewife, just to see if i can make her head go asplode. Haha, that would be great!! xd I don't understand feminists... Anyone with a little bit of sense can tell both genders are just as crappy as one another. razz It's probably just some sort of excuse for giving themselves self-esteem, as if people these days don't have enough of it already. What's worse is that if you confront people on topics that're so built into their very being, they'll get really angry and just resort to name-calling. razz At least, that's what I've encountered most of the times with people who have beliefs like that. Oh well. Does she even give any other reason for men being evil besides they're not women? xp
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Fairy Feller Fancy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:19 am
Men have penises. In a feminists' eyes, one d**k is all it takes for the whole lot to be bad. xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:57 am
True dat, Torey. After all, those must be evil... we are the superior sex, and we don't have one! Destroy all penises!
Hmm... if that's the case, that what one sex has that the other doesn't, what must men think about boobs?
Actually, about an hour ago my pet peeve changed from feminists in general to my roommate. She has now decided that not only are men evil, men with long hair and lazy dress senses are especially evil. stare Sometimes i think she just hates my boyfriend (who she has never spoken to and has met twice, i think) and makes up this feminist stuff to make i legitimate.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:39 pm
I dress very casual. I don't dress to impress at all. I dress for comfort.
And, as for what men think about boobs. It varies. Some men like them, as is seen in movies such as Anchorman, and some men don't really care for them. They don't appeal to me at all. I much prefer a lady with a nice figure than just big boobs.
Anyways, I hate it when people blatantly lie in your face, and you can tell. I am pretty fair at telling when people are lying, and when they do it, it just makes me mad.
I also hate it when people claim to not like/hate people when they don't give them a chance. It's not fair to that person who doesn't even know what he/she did wrong.
I know that I have a lot more pet peeves, but I can't think of them. Whenever I get really angry, I'll remember them, and I'll update you guys.
A slight detour from pet peeves, but its something I hate, only because its a phobia of sorts of mine. I HATE bugs! I can't stand the little critters!
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:52 pm
Bugs are what lizards are for. My largest can eat two dozen crickets in the span of five minutes. Perhaps you should get a lizard and carry it with you. It will ensure that you are never bothered by an insect again.
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Fairy Feller Fancy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:52 pm
I'm not a guy, but I still have an opinion on boobs. Mainly, because I have an older brother who can be described in two words: Man Whore. Seriously, I opened his cell phone and there's this chick with size F, at least! And she's in a size SMALL tank top with the word "Hottie" on it.
But anyway, I think silicon additions are plain disgusting. Girls with humongous boobs are disgusting. I'm not jealous, I'm proud of my chest size and don't want to be sagging to my belly button in 30 years. But seriously... I now have bouncy, nude breasts perfectly pictured in my mind. --;
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:36 pm
It could be worse... you could have Soren's Girl's boobs pictured in your mind!
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:41 pm
Ahhhh! Why did you have to get that picture stuck in my mind now? whee
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