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 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:59 pm
cups and bottles
why do all the monsters have to attack Kratos? i mean he didnt do anything to them at all right?
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:04 pm
They're jealous of his hot bod.
Why doesn't Kratos ever have to pee?
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:13 pm
he never drinks. what is there to pee?
does kratos ever call these wimen back?
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:19 pm
No, because he just finds more biggrin
Why does Kratos kill first and ask later?
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:19 pm
he has a "kill on sight" reflex.
why are the sirens in the dessert? there supposed to live on an island... in the ocean.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 11:55 am
They got sea sick
Why are the gorgons naked?(-twich twich- even the ugly ones -twich-)
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:45 pm
becauase Koals doesn't carry pants for snake people... Or XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL t-shirts.
why does Kratos have a home phone on Olympus? A home phone you can call and hear him talk about chaining up Aeris's soul?
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:39 pm
Becasue he doesn't have anyplace to put a cell.
Why Does Zues have old man hair even as a kid?
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 7:18 pm
the result of inbred family breeding.
how come Atlas is just fine after you pull part of his spine out? and for that matter why is there a spine in his arm?
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 10:12 pm
More family inbreeding. Not that he can feels his back anymore since its been pulled out by holding up such heavy weight his whole life.
Who is better Chuck Norris or Kratos?
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Raven_Silverclaw Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:30 am
KRATOS!!! scream
Could Kratos beat Super-Man, if he didn't have any Kryptonite?
[Um, what the hell are you talking about ripping out Atlas' spine, that never happens...]
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:24 pm
((sure it does! after you glide down to that opening you pull out a section of what certainy looks like a spine. You then walk past it and pull it back in to reach a ledge. I beleave that ledge leads to a rock minatour surprised ))
Kratos. Lets see how good super man is without his head!
After years and years won't The chains on Kratos's arms grow into him? like his flesh would start growing around them because theyve been in place so long, creating constant unbeleavable pain in his arms. Thus disabaling him from combat?
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:24 pm
why would kratos ever need to fight superman?
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:20 pm
"stupid question, stupid answer"
what did you expect?
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:24 pm
sarasninjaboy why would kratos ever need to fight superman? because he wants everyone to know that superman isnt the man of steel... why does Zeus marry Hera anyway?
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