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 Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:39 pm
"Well, the bowmen all ran out of energy from all that charging and collapsed on the battlefield. Then, they all died of tiberium poisioning. Whatever. Send in the Stealth tanks."
"To which base?"
"Both of them"
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:51 am
"okay guys, send stanks to Reldo's base!"
*the stealth tanks, who cannot see each other, crash into Reldo's stealth tanks*
"damn! why does that always happen!?"
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:53 am
Shadow Splitter "okay guys, send stanks to Reldo's base!"*the stealth tanks, who cannot see each other, crash into Reldo's stealth tanks* "damn! why does that always happen!?" *Gets in subterranian apc, which dissappears into ground*
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:19 pm
*also gets into sub apc. the apc's crash into each other (they can't see, too much dirt in the way)*
"Damn. I guess we should exchange insurance information. I have none"
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:52 pm
Shadow Splitter *also gets into sub apc. the apc's crash into each other (they can't see, too much dirt in the way)* "Damn. I guess we should exchange insurance information. I have none"*Takes out pistol, starts shooting SS*
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:53 pm
"Yipe!" *runs away, frantically dodging bullets*
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:54 pm
*Chases SS up through dirt*
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:16 pm
*While watching Reldo and Shadow Splitter are busy fighting eachother, Seth pushes a button at his desk.*
YURI: "Yes?"
"Hit them with the Psychic Dominator, would you?"
YURI: "Of course..."
*Waves of psychic energy flow from a large building and focus on Reldo and Shadow Splitter.*
"MUAHAHA!!! I DECLARE WAR ON ANYONE!!! I'm invincible!...Kinda'..."
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:23 pm
you cant hurt me with your brain waves! my brain turned to mush! too much C&C, you see.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:34 pm
"WHAT?! Get Yuri back on the line...the b*****d guaranteed a win with that..."
"Yes, sir!"
*Dials Yuri, phone rings.*
"Da?"
"Yuri, you slimy b*****d! You told me-...Yuri...is...master..."
"You were saying, Seth?"
"Obey...Yuri..."
"That's better."
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:01 pm
someone forgot to get their daily dose of C&C wink
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:15 pm
"Yuri... is... YO MAMA! BWAAAHAHAHAHAH!!! Bet you really thought I was controlled, eh?"
"What the..."
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"Yuri... is... master..."
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:29 pm
ninja This Yuri guy is startin to get on my nerves
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:07 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:37 am
*Would like to declare war on Yuri, but too controlled to make decisions for myself. Obeys anything Yuri orders, instead.*
"Go shoot Reldo, Seth..."
"No, you cumguzzler!"
"Yes...Master..."
*Can't obey my own thoughts...How terrible. Grabs a Mammoth MK II and SLOWLY walks in Reldo's direction.*
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