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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:34 pm
(please tell me if I spelled "battlefield" wrong)
This is the main RP thread. Battle away!
"Well. Is the targeting locked?"
"affirmative!"
"Then fire!"
*uses Ion cannon on Reldo*
"Let the war BEGIN!"
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:23 pm
(( You didn't. [{=+=}] ))
Upon noticing that Reldo has taken no action to defend himself, I, Seth ( No, not the guy from the first game, unfortunately... ), of the Black Hand of Nod, have decided to aid him. I declare war on anyone who takes the side of the Global Defense Initiative!
"Activate ze Nuke!"
*Nuclear missle rises from the Temple and fires at the Global Defense Initiatives' Philadelphia.*
"MUAHAHA!"
"Sir, what are we going to do about the Ion Cannon that was fired at us?"
"Crap..."
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:36 pm
((In the rules I said that I can break them If I want))
"Dayim! you shall pay for dis! send in the rabid kitties!"
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:25 pm
(( And so you shall, but believe me, you will pay... ))
"Sir, reports from the forward 'borgs are claiming 'rabid kitties' are tearing them apart! What should we do?"
"Rabid kitties, eh? G.D.I. is getting desperate. Send in hordes of Flame Tanks and scorch the kitties!"
"Yes, sir!"
*Subterranean bunkers open and Flame Tanks begin incinerating the kitties.*
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 8:40 pm
*Damn, should have bought the fireproof kitties*
"use the feul air bombs! the fire from the tanks will make big inferno-ish explosions!"
"Affirmative! Feul air Bombs are en route!"
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:21 pm
"Sir, the Mobile Sensor Arrays are reporting an aircraft heading for our tanks! Possibilities are G.D.I. sending in a destructive force, or it's a commercial airliner filled with civilians. What should we do?"
"Umm, lemme' think...We're Nod for f**ks' sake! We'd shoot it either way! Return the Flame Tanks to base and deploy the S.A.M.'s!"
"Affirmative!"
*S.A.M.'s deploy from underground silos and fire at the aircraft, others are put on standby, waiting for it to get in range. Nuke is seconds from the Philadelphia.
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 2:51 pm
"what, that slow-a** nuke didn't destroy the philadelphia? well then blow the nuke up with an ion cannon!"
"what about the bombers that they destroyed?"
"I'm thinking! uuh... just send in more. stealth bombers this time, so the SAMs cant target them"
*Ion cannon launched*
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:11 pm
*Walks right into middle of battlefield, notices Ion Cannoned cardboard cut-out*
"What the ********? Send in the tanks!"
*Forest around Shadow Splitter's base turns into an army of Mirage Tanks*
"Check, and mate, MATE!"
*Tanks, now surrounding base, fire.*
[{=+=}]
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:26 pm
*sees destroyed cardboard cut-out of a base destroyed*
"Damn! he destroyed the fake base! That was expensive crying "
WOOT 100th POST!!!
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:29 pm
"Cardboard cut-out of a base...?"
*Yells at soldiers*
"You guys are friggin' geniuses ya' idiots!
"Yessir"
"Return to base!"
"Yessir"
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:29 pm
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:30 pm
"Don't look at me like that!"
*Shoots twisted emoticon*
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:36 pm
"Just send in our secret backup army and get it over with!"
*Small army of toga-wearing bowmen run toward Shadow's base*
"That should take care of 'em."
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 8:12 pm
*The nuke was armed and detonated on the Philadelphia anyways.*
"The Ion Cannon is now disabled, sir!"
"Perfect...now about these...bowmen. AHH! They're wearing togas?! Arm the Obelisks!"
*Ten Obelisks of Light emerge from the ground and arm their high-powered, anti-everyting-but-air laser.*
Sir, they've sent more bombers, this time stealth!"
"Stealth, eh? Call in Yuri. We need his Forcefield to defend us against the bombers temporarily. Remember, only activate it as they open the hatches to the bomb bays!"
Yes, sir!
*Dials Soviets, gets a translator on the line to help with the Russian and gets Yuri to use the Forcefield when needed.*
"Yuri also wants me to tell you, he has a Psychic Dominator ready..."
"Oh, Hell yes!"
( Stupid Obies not hitting air... )
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Shadow Splitter Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:56 pm
AAH togas! *hides under chair*
good thing I played so much C&C that I'm already brain-dead
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