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Dear Blake,

To answer your question, I am a different kind of ninja. At the risk of foaming at the mouth, I must say, that I think that this new wave of "naruto ninjas" is a disgrace to anything ninja have ever stood for. How can you take a profession as serious as death itself, involving disguise, espionage, explosives and a bevy more things and boil it down to what is basically a Pokemon battle with "ninjas?"

"Naruto is trying to learn a new Jutsu but Naruto already knows 4 moves. Should he forget one to make room for a new one?"

*sighs and shakes head*

So no, I do not know any Jutsu other than jujitsu (jujutsu) which is a bit of a pronunciation thing. Ninjitsu is another story. I know much ninjitsu as a martial form and also as a study of explosives, stealth, and weaponry.

The ninja that I pay homage to reside in other popular culture such as the martial arts, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi, and to a lesser extent, Metal Gear Solid. It is Ninja (or Grey Fox) from Metal Gear that I take my name from.

Thank you for your question.

I respect your decision nontheless.

Hey I just realized, its my thread so I can always have the last word. Not that I want it or anything...

I am ninja-ing my thread up to the top.

Come one! Come all! Ask a ninja! Right here!

It depends on the type of klondike bar. If it is my favorite kind, the cookies and cream klondike bar *Zelda just-got-item music* This is what I would do:
1) Wear anything someone wanted for one day on my avatar.
2) Sneak into a camp of enemy ninja and instead of killing them, shout "Hajime!" and then run away.
3) Vote in an organized political election.
4) That is pretty much the only things I would do.
5) Ask for it nicely.


As far as bigger the better, no, I dont think it works that way. Granted, I like some big chicks but sometimes the setting and plot of a giantess scenario are not conducive to a MEGA size.

Galactus like, space faring giantesses make good MEGAs. Also, like Pearl says, MEGAs are good in stories. Also, Goddesses are good at MEGA size, just to name a few things. Normal interaction is strained though and so if you are looking for intimacy you are unlikely to find it with a MEGA.

Good question Mario.

I like a diverse array of weapons and I own many, so making such a decision is a hard one, but I am up to the challenge.

First of all, often times I prefer to fight with no weapon at all. My fighting style is somewhat of a brawling affair that aims to lock the opponent into a stranglehold with my bicep and forearm, much like a snake. I have the record of being inescapable once I get my opponent in said hold. It has to do with how I lock my arm. Also, I have independently studied a few other martial arts, but I refuse to take courses because I dont want to go to jail if I accidentally kill somebody.

My favorite melee weapon varies but it comes down to the range of swords and knives. I like the entire gamut of swords from b*****d swords to long swords, but I have a special affinity for katanas and ninja knives. For anyone who doesnt know, a ninja knife is like a a short sword with a single edge. It isnt just a weapon, but it is also a composite system of tools, such as a blowdart, step-up, and tourniquet (the tassle). I also like army knives when brawling.

Thrown weapons is a hard one because I dont use thrown weapons that often. I like kunai and shuriken but I have become a bit spoiled. Now, I pretty much stick to handguns, blowdarts, and bows when I seek to engage the enemy at range. I do have a special place for caltrops as well, but I dont know if that counts.

Hmm, not sure if I was specific enough for you. Ask more if you like.

When it comes to guns you prefer pistols but you have also picked up a sniper rifle or two.

As far as melee weapons go, you like sabers, rapiers and spears the most. You are more likely to use magic than traditional ranged weapons.

The ghostbusters of course! lol. Nah, I would take care of it myself...