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ninjabbehrens Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:00 pm
This is just a kind of open way to talk to me. It can be about anything and you have the safety of knowing that it is in a public place and you dont have to be alone with the crazy person. This is a thread to:
1) Talk to a moderator of the guild to bring about change, or whatnot.
2) Ask me any question you want no matter what. As long as I dont think you are screwing with me to be mean, I will answer it.
3) Help you with your homework. Seriously. I am a whiz at almost all high school coursework and pretty soon I will have much more college level coursework under my belt.
4) Help you with video games. Though with the expansion and price increase on newer games, I just cant afford to buy many anymore. Still I know tons of older info.
5) Ask for personal advice. Or not so personal, but I will give you the best advice I know how. If I have no clue, I wont wing it. I may refer you to someone else or a mental health professional.
Of course, there is no charge but if you would like to donate because I really did help you, that is perfectly acceptable.
With that I say, have at you!
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:54 pm
How come you don't have that funny voice and make those stupid jokes like you do on youtube?
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ninjabbehrens Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:43 pm
Because I am not that guy. Next question.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:53 pm
How do you know you aren't him? I mean you are a ninja and he is a ninja. You both even have the same theme of ask a ninja. And you don't know everything so maybe you just don't know you are him.
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ninjabbehrens Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:55 pm
Sir, please stop drinking and vacate the premises, we dont want to resort to violence...
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:41 am
I'm sorry. I shouldn't harass you. cry
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:07 pm
Ninja, what made you start liking m&M??
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:17 pm
Ah, an excellent question. Well, I could post the long story or the short story.
First off. The short story: I have always liked giantess. Always. There is nothing else to say about it. I have been fantasizing about big chicks since as long as I can remember. I have clear memories of thinking that it would be awesome if my 1st grade girlfriend was a MEGA giantess (yes, a freaking MEGA!). Thats weird. All throughout my youth, all of my imagination and pretend centered around giantess. It escapes me how I could be so fixated on a thing.
When I found reciprocation, I was ecstatic. More later, not enough time now.
Thank you for your question, I may post more about it. ^^
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ninjabbehrens Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:48 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:42 pm
Ninjabbehrens? Do you have any new insights about the tale of the magical "Turkey Feather" I brought up a few months ago. I would like to hear you input.
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ninjabbehrens Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:30 pm
Wait refresh my memory? I dont remember what you are talking about Kyojen.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:50 am
How's this?:
You've all heard of "Ask a Ninja.com" right? Image asking the Ninja this;
"Paul B. writes;
"'Ninja. I have a real BIG problem on my hands."
"'Everyday going to and coming home from high school, I have this really mean bully of a girl who wants to "stomp" me into the ground like a rusty nail or something. And she can do the "stomping" very literary because she is over forty feet tall!'"
"'Now I don't want to end up like leftover 'street pizza'. Please, Please, please! Tell me do you know of any mystical weapon to advert such a threat?'"
Ninja pauses to look into the camera with a raised eye brow.
"Forty feet?! Now that's a huge b...well you know."
"Paul. Paul! Of course there is way. There's all ways a way! My weapon of choice is the..."
He holds up a turkey feather.
"The ever powerful MYSTICAL feather of the golden god bird of Thanksgiving FootballDay Of FullAGut of Food..."Gobble Gobble Mcgoo"!"
Get that mean bully to step on you. (Just tell her she fat or chubby while she's that big and there's a good chance she will want to flatten you!) And just before she is about to make "goo" out of you, you raise the feather about you so proudly and (hoping that is she is bare foot) swing the feather back and fourth saying very strongly these powerful words I will now teach you; "Iche, Iche, coo!" And REPEAT over and over the words; "Iche, Iche, coo!" And if this works she will either be tickleish or just really pissed off and really go "downtown" on you. I await to hear you with your replies!
By the way; "Iche mean "One" is Japanese.
PEACE!
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ninjabbehrens Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:47 pm
I have heard of ask a ninja.com. I borrowed the title for my thread. That is funny stuff and I do remember what you are talking about.
But honestly, I can say that I could use my ninjitsu lightening to stun her, then summon a series of floating rocks that I would jump up and then slit her throat. But your way is good too. lol
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:59 pm
I might as well give it a try! biggrin
Dear Ninja,
I've want to know...can you do cool jutsu's? xD or are you a different kind of ninja?
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