Corrupt a wish game!

[Dweezal]

Granted, you have an excellent singing voice. And (permanent) laryngitis.

I wish I owned the internet! whee  

[kglguy]

You are now the proud owner of the internet. You're promptly overwhelmed with lawsuits from people with viruses and angry parents whos' kids have been on porn sites.

I wish I had a real life gundam.  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted! But your Gumdam keeps breaking down during the most urgent times.

I wished my studio didn't have so many bugs.  

[Link Shirou]

Gotcha, now you have to clean all the bugs' corpses.

I wish some... happiness xd  

[kglguy]

Weird, I just started feeling happy all of a sudden.


I wish I could vacation in Europe.  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted! But the trip ends up to be the worst one you've ever had. Your flight was delayed for 48 hours, then you got cheated by every single person you met, and then your hotel room had so many leaks you couldn't sleep properly.

I wished I could play the piano really well.  

[kglguy]

Granted. However, your wonderful performances draw the attention of a crazy stalker.

I wish I knew how to fly a jet.  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted! But you can't put your awesome performance into good use because you have terrible vision.

I wished I had all the gaia gold in the world.  

[Link Shirou]

granted, but then the site itself dissapears. o_o


I wish a quick tour to the bathroom... ninja  

[Ebb n Flow Man]

Granted, as soon as you get to the bathroom, a fat guy kicks you out so he can use it.

I wish I knew what you meant... sweatdrop
 

[kglguy]

Granted. You now know what he meant. And you're horrified.


I wish I lived in a castle.  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted, but the castle's foundation is poorly built and you are promptly killed when everything comes crashing down on you.

I wished I got this month's donation items.  

[kglguy]

Granted, but they come with a horrible virus that downloads Barney songs all day.


I wish I owned a railroad company.  

[Alienor Kaze]

Granted, but your workers are always on strike.

I wish I had some chocolate fudge ice cream.  

[Book4567]

kaze no sakura

I wish I had some chocolate fudge ice cream.

Granted but it melts and falls through the containers bottom

i wish the vending machine game would be popular again