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 Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:46 pm
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Naruto: Dear Ninja Diary, today was boring. did you have a good day? Did I use "good" right? I mean was it supposed to be "well"? I mean, Did you have a WELL day? Humm..... Anywhoodlums, Rachel-kun and I talked all day today about... well, stuff. From porn to panties, from Ramen to Robin Williams, from yaoi to yo-yos.... You get the point.
So anyways, I started to realize that a girl was talking to me. A GIRL... and she wasn't planning on hitting me across the face becuase I tried to hug her.... I actually hugged her to... and she was WAAARRRRMM! ^^ When she left, she kissed me.... on my lips.... for the first time. She waved goodbye slowly and blew a kiss...
Me: NARUTO-KUN!
Naruto: Rachel-Kun!
Me: Good news!
Naruto: WAT?! YOU'LL GO OUT WITH ME?!??!?!
Me: Umm.... no.... I found you a hot date for Friday night!
Naruto: WHO IS IT??!??!
Me: Come in!
*Lee walks in slowly. He leans against the doorway, and smiles suductively.*
*Naruto falls over*
Me: Naruto-kun?
Lee: Awww..... sad Poor sweet Naruto-kun... I call him later.
Me: Alrigh.... *kisses him sweetly*
Lee: Bye....
((Sorry, I was jealous that Naruto got all of Lee... so I had to make me kiss him. He's Bi))
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:04 am
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KittyKun06 *Gaara and Lee lying in bed together* Gaara: Lee.... that.. was... GREAT! Lee: YUP! SURE WAS! ME: *enters room* Hello boys.... AHHH! *sees em naked in my bed* WHAT THE HECK?!!??!?!? *both cover their chests with covers.* Lee: Rachel-dono! I'm sorry! I'm soooo sorry! I-I had to much to drink last night! Me: I'm soooooo mad at you Lee! Lee: WHY?!!?!?! Me: Cause you didn't do it to me! THAT'S WHY! Lee: sweatdrop Ohh... that it? *lee tries to get out of bed* Gaara: Lee-kun... don't leave.... Lee: *licks Gaara's cheek* Don't worry, it's not for long....
rofl wow! I absolutly ADORE this one!! AW! Its so cute!! XDDDDD
lol I heart it to da MAX!! Dude! It is so awesome! lol |
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_-Subliminal Logic-_ Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:32 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:31 pm
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Whoo, another GaaLee fan! They're my favorite.
♥
I guess I'll try to make one.
Me: Oh Lee-kun!~
Lee: Oh, hello! How are you this day?
Me: Nevermind that, I have something important to tell you.
Lee: *gasp* Important? Do tell!
Me: I've been watching you, and I got someone who you like to go on a date with you! It's a very special date!~
Lee: You mean... Sakura-chan? *eyes light up*
Me: Just come with me. You're date's waiting for you in that room! *leads him to a door* Well, go inside!
*Lee happily opens the door, and finds Gaara inside, lying in a seductive pose on a bed, wearing a net shirt and holding a black rose in his mouth. Lee freezes in shock, eyes wide, jaw open, and blood trickling out of his nose. He turns beet-red and swiftly turns to me.*
Lee: What is this??? Gaara's my date??? And what's with the seducing???
Me: Don't be rude, at least go greet your date! *shoves him inside and closes the door*
Gaara: *smoothly pulls rose out of mouth* Lee.
Lee: *attempts to hold back nosebleed* G-Gaara-kun! What, er, I mean, uh, why did you let her talk you into this?
Gaara: I didn't. I did this on my own free will. She did suggest the rose and net shirt though. You don't like it?
Lee: No, I like it, it's just... *Crap! I did not just say that!* What? No! I mean-er-
Gaara: Oh, surely the 'Beautiful Beast' of Konoha can handle this. But, hey, I don't mind being seme.
Lee: WHAT??? O____________O
Gaara: Eh, I guess you aren't a MAN after all. *mockingly*
Lee: *turns red again and walks over to bed, pushing down Gaara's shoulders and kisses him forcfully, in a 'I told you so' way*
Me: *listening from outside the door* Hm, I wonder if Lee ever even considered the fact that the door wasn't locked... Oh well. Damn, I wish I had a camera, I could make a fortune selling this on the internet! *gets hit in the head with a rock* XP |
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_-Subliminal Logic-_ Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:25 pm
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The Moot Whoo, another GaaLee fan! They're my favorite.
♥
I guess I'll try to make one. Me: Oh Lee-kun!~ Lee: Oh, hello! How are you this day? Me: Nevermind that, I have something important to tell you. Lee: *gasp* Important? Do tell! Me: I've been watching you, and I got someone who you like to go on a date with you! It's a very special date!~ Lee: You mean... Sakura-chan? *eyes light up*Me: Just come with me. You're date's waiting for you in that room! *leads him to a door* Well, go inside! *Lee happily opens the door, and finds Gaara inside, lying in a seductive pose on a bed, wearing a net shirt and holding a black rose in his mouth. Lee freezes in shock, eyes wide, jaw open, and blood trickling out of his nose. He turns beet-red and swiftly turns to me.*Lee: What is this??? Gaara's my date??? And what's with the seducing??? Me: Don't be rude, at least go greet your date! *shoves him inside and closes the door*Gaara: *smoothly pulls rose out of mouth* Lee. Lee: *attempts to hold back nosebleed* G-Gaara-kun! What, er, I mean, uh, why did you let her talk you into this? Gaara: I didn't. I did this on my own free will. She did suggest the rose and net shirt though. You don't like it? Lee: No, I like it, it's just... *Crap! I did not just say that!* What? No! I mean-er- Gaara: Oh, surely the 'Beautiful Beast' of Konoha can handle this. But, hey, I don't mind being seme. Lee: WHAT??? O____________O Gaara: Eh, I guess you aren't a MAN after all. *mockingly* Lee: *turns red again and walks over to bed, pushing down Gaara's shoulders and kisses him forcfully, in a 'I told you so' way*Me: *listening from outside the door* Hm, I wonder if Lee ever even considered the fact that the door wasn't locked... Oh well. Damn, I wish I had a camera, I could make a fortune selling this on the internet! *gets hit in the head with a rock* XP
lmfao! Wow! This is sssoo awesome! XD I laughed really hard! lol I heart the end... *giggle* *imagines things* ^^ Tee hee hee! |
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:40 pm
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The Moot Whoo, another GaaLee fan! They're my favorite.
♥
I guess I'll try to make one. Me: Oh Lee-kun!~ Lee: Oh, hello! How are you this day? Me: Nevermind that, I have something important to tell you. Lee: *gasp* Important? Do tell! Me: I've been watching you, and I got someone who you like to go on a date with you! It's a very special date!~ Lee: You mean... Sakura-chan? *eyes light up*Me: Just come with me. You're date's waiting for you in that room! *leads him to a door* Well, go inside! *Lee happily opens the door, and finds Gaara inside, lying in a seductive pose on a bed, wearing a net shirt and holding a black rose in his mouth. Lee freezes in shock, eyes wide, jaw open, and blood trickling out of his nose. He turns beet-red and swiftly turns to me.*Lee: What is this??? Gaara's my date??? And what's with the seducing??? Me: Don't be rude, at least go greet your date! *shoves him inside and closes the door*Gaara: *smoothly pulls rose out of mouth* Lee. Lee: *attempts to hold back nosebleed* G-Gaara-kun! What, er, I mean, uh, why did you let her talk you into this? Gaara: I didn't. I did this on my own free will. She did suggest the rose and net shirt though. You don't like it? Lee: No, I like it, it's just... *Crap! I did not just say that!* What? No! I mean-er- Gaara: Oh, surely the 'Beautiful Beast' of Konoha can handle this. But, hey, I don't mind being seme. Lee: WHAT??? O____________O Gaara: Eh, I guess you aren't a MAN after all. *mockingly* Lee: *turns red again and walks over to bed, pushing down Gaara's shoulders and kisses him forcfully, in a 'I told you so' way*Me: *listening from outside the door* Hm, I wonder if Lee ever even considered the fact that the door wasn't locked... Oh well. Damn, I wish I had a camera, I could make a fortune selling this on the internet! *gets hit in the head with a rock* XP
*omgomgomgomg* Squee! So hot! heart (I wish Gaara was waiting on my bed like that.. stare ) aaanyways.. I love it! heart
Ohhh, I read your fanfics too heart So kyoot! |
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:24 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:16 pm
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_-Subliminal Logic-_ Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:44 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:54 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:29 pm
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Kyoko Naruko lol Well, Azmira-chan's right about the blooper thing!!! But, yeah, if you have any questions, just ask!!! I'll be glad to help!! ^.^ I wrote a really sucky blooper but here it is: *While you're reading this, imagine them as chibis!!!* Guess What!! Orochimaru: Kabuto!! Come here!! Kabuto: *walks up to Orochimaru* What is it, Orochimaru-sama?? Orochimaru: *jumps up and down* It's really good news!!!!!!! Kabuto: *jumps excitedly* I'm getting a promotion?!?! *imagines himself next to a BIG pile of money* Orochimaru: NO! NO!! IT'S EVEN BETTER!! Kabuto: *claps hands* YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY?!?!? *imagines himself next to an enormous birthday present* Orochimaru: NO NO NO!!!!!! IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THAT!!!! Kabuto: *major gasp* No! You're finally going to make love with me?!?! *imagines him and Orochimaru* ~*YAOI BLOCK*~*silence* *crickets chirping* *silence* Orochimaru: Um...no! Kabuto-san, you know I'm only into little boys!! Kabuto: AH!! THAN WHAT IS THE GOOD NEWS, OROCHIMARU-SAMA!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! Orochimaru: *smiles happily* You're getting replaced!! Kabuto: *twitch twitch* *dies* Orochimaru: And here's your replacement!!! Sasuke: *talks in a low sarcastically voice* Hello. My name is Uchiha Sasuke!! I'm so very happy to be Orochimaru's new toy.... THE END ^.^ Okay, it wasn't even a yaoi blopper but I felt like I should put it down!! |
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:31 pm
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The Moot Whoo, another GaaLee fan! They're my favorite.
♥
I guess I'll try to make one. Me: Oh Lee-kun!~ Lee: Oh, hello! How are you this day? Me: Nevermind that, I have something important to tell you. Lee: *gasp* Important? Do tell! Me: I've been watching you, and I got someone who you like to go on a date with you! It's a very special date!~ Lee: You mean... Sakura-chan? *eyes light up*Me: Just come with me. You're date's waiting for you in that room! *leads him to a door* Well, go inside! *Lee happily opens the door, and finds Gaara inside, lying in a seductive pose on a bed, wearing a net shirt and holding a black rose in his mouth. Lee freezes in shock, eyes wide, jaw open, and blood trickling out of his nose. He turns beet-red and swiftly turns to me.*Lee: What is this??? Gaara's my date??? And what's with the seducing??? Me: Don't be rude, at least go greet your date! *shoves him inside and closes the door*Gaara: *smoothly pulls rose out of mouth* Lee. Lee: *attempts to hold back nosebleed* G-Gaara-kun! What, er, I mean, uh, why did you let her talk you into this? Gaara: I didn't. I did this on my own free will. She did suggest the rose and net shirt though. You don't like it? Lee: No, I like it, it's just... *Crap! I did not just say that!* What? No! I mean-er- Gaara: Oh, surely the 'Beautiful Beast' of Konoha can handle this. But, hey, I don't mind being seme. Lee: WHAT??? O____________O Gaara: Eh, I guess you aren't a MAN after all. *mockingly* Lee: *turns red again and walks over to bed, pushing down Gaara's shoulders and kisses him forcfully, in a 'I told you so' way*Me: *listening from outside the door* Hm, I wonder if Lee ever even considered the fact that the door wasn't locked... Oh well. Damn, I wish I had a camera, I could make a fortune selling this on the internet! *gets hit in the head with a rock* XP |
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:48 am
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The Moot Whoo, another GaaLee fan! They're my favorite.
♥
I guess I'll try to make one. Me: Oh Lee-kun!~ Lee: Oh, hello! How are you this day? Me: Nevermind that, I have something important to tell you. Lee: *gasp* Important? Do tell! Me: I've been watching you, and I got someone who you like to go on a date with you! It's a very special date!~ Lee: You mean... Sakura-chan? *eyes light up*Me: Just come with me. You're date's waiting for you in that room! *leads him to a door* Well, go inside! *Lee happily opens the door, and finds Gaara inside, lying in a seductive pose on a bed, wearing a net shirt and holding a black rose in his mouth. Lee freezes in shock, eyes wide, jaw open, and blood trickling out of his nose. He turns beet-red and swiftly turns to me.*Lee: What is this??? Gaara's my date??? And what's with the seducing??? Me: Don't be rude, at least go greet your date! *shoves him inside and closes the door*Gaara: *smoothly pulls rose out of mouth* Lee. Lee: *attempts to hold back nosebleed* G-Gaara-kun! What, er, I mean, uh, why did you let her talk you into this? Gaara: I didn't. I did this on my own free will. She did suggest the rose and net shirt though. You don't like it? Lee: No, I like it, it's just... *Crap! I did not just say that!* What? No! I mean-er- Gaara: Oh, surely the 'Beautiful Beast' of Konoha can handle this. But, hey, I don't mind being seme. Lee: WHAT??? O____________O Gaara: Eh, I guess you aren't a MAN after all. *mockingly* Lee: *turns red again and walks over to bed, pushing down Gaara's shoulders and kisses him forcfully, in a 'I told you so' way*Me: *listening from outside the door* Hm, I wonder if Lee ever even considered the fact that the door wasn't locked... Oh well. Damn, I wish I had a camera, I could make a fortune selling this on the internet! *gets hit in the head with a rock* XP
*fwee* Sexy |
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:56 am
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And now, Naru-Sasu theaters present...
A Naru-Sasu blooper!
(its a warm, sunny day in Konoha, and Naruto and Sasuke are down by the lake. Naruto has a bright red bikini on and Sasuke is wearing swim trunks. Naruto is wearing sunglasses that are hug and girly, and sasuke is weairng normal sunglasses that are... normal)
Naruto: What a gorgeoud day. The birds are chirpring, the sun is shining... the smell of tanning oil
Sasuke: Indeed.
Naruto: You know, we ARE all alone out here...
Sasuke: Now Naruto.... we just started going out yesterday...
Sakura: (jumps out at them) AHA! I knew it! You two has feelings for each other! That's why Sasuke doesnt love me! Oh Sasuke... wHY?!
Naruto: Uh, Sakura... he's never gonna love you. And not beucase he is gay, but becuase.... your big motuhed, annoying, and you have pink hair.
Sakura: Why would some1 not love me for pink hair?
Naruto: I dont know. All I know is that.... you have pink hair.
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