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 Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:12 am
Gee, seems like everyone's decidin' to bring soda to my show; must be a trend, huh?
Hahaha, well, speakin' o' monsterly beings such as yourself, there was one who seemed to not care much about your presence on the last show of Straight Stereo.
[Ricky Maru played the footage over the titantron of Tank* walking around Battler to go backstage with an angry expression in his eyes. The two monstrosities shared eye contact for only a moment before Tank* continued his vain pursuit backstage.]
Seems like one o' them Big Show-like people was givin' you the dead eye just then. I betcha... You ought to take care of that Tank* before he gets you with the element of surprise. Don't you think?
And Shane, haha, well, I'm sure that anybody in this business can beat Shane Brandon McMahon's a** all the way... from coast to coast, hahaha. I think maybe I'll go kick Shane's a** later on an' become General Manager myself.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:28 am
Battler looked at the titantron as the events transpired.
"Creeker? Pfft, what a pushover. He just stands and takes the beatings. I hear he Godmodes too! I've been lookin' at his matches, and they're not bad, but I think I can take him." He thought of Shane.
"And as for Shane, he'll taste the hint of my kendo stick as it goes across his face soon. Or maybe it'll just be Defur. I want that damn A-weight title."
((And why arent you in my Hardcore tourney? razz ))
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:51 am
(( I WANT TO BE IN THE NEXT FREAKIN' EDITION! scream ))
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:53 am
I've noticed that from his matches, too. My thoughts exactly. Y'know, with your extensive fighting style, I'm sure you could beat Tank's* a** any day of the week, and the same goes for Shane.
In fact... Open the polls. Open them now.
[waits]
Thank you, now [Ricky Maru starts looking at the audience.] Who here thinks that the amazing Battler can kick Tank's* a**?
[The crowd starts going berserk] Make some noise if you think... If you think Tank's a d**k make some noise! [Ricky Maru held up his mic as the crowd started cheering. A few "Tank's - A - d**k!" chants began to erupt.]
Now make some more noise if you want Warmonger Battler to beat Tank's a**. Let it be known! [Ricky Maru held up his mic again, and the crowd's response was at full force. People were jumping up and down, and the previous chants had now changed to "Kick - Tank's - a**! Kick - Tank's - a**!" Ricky Maru looked back to Battler among the cheering fans and nodded.]
Battler... I think they want you to kick Tank's a** sometime, man. [The audience was still cheering loudly]
((( That one from way back when? I forgot about it, my bad man, lol. I'm sorry. sweatdrop Is it my turn in there or what? surprised )))
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:55 am
Shane Brandon McMahon (( I WANT TO BE IN THE NEXT FREAKIN' EDITION! scream )) ((( mrgreen Sure Say, try interfering in this one )))
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:02 am
Battler smiled, then bowed. "Yes, I'll have to beat his a** eventually. Any other questions, my favorite reporter?"
((I needed like 4 more people for another tourney. XD))
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:10 am
Hmm, nah, nothing more than I can think of... Except, I'd just like to say on the behalf of the crowd... Hope you take out Tank soon. [Extends his hand for a handshake]
And, good luck obtaining that championship o' yours.
((( Count me in, then. Just PM me to remind me whenever it's time for me to enter. It always helps to have nice reminders. sweatdrop lol )))
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:15 am
"Thanks. It'll be a pleasure..." He smiled and looked at the crowd.
((Too late. razz ))
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:23 am
[The segment ended and the two superstars left the ring]
((( xp heheheh )))
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:41 am
_________________
((NO MOAR PAGE STRETCH! XD))
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:45 am
[Ricky Maru stood in the ring, wearing a Toronto Raptors basketball jersey with a black T-shirt underneath, some white sneakers with purple stripes, and black shorts that hung far below his knees. The area had been decorated to appear as a diner with two chairs, a table off to the side, and a counter with a few sodas to choose from.]
Now introducing... The GM of GWC... and a big Kevin Federline rip-off...
Here comes the money, Shane - Brandon - McMahon!
[Ricky awaited the appearance of his guest.]
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:02 am
Shane came out with his entrance music, he tould the guys to cut the music as he grabbed a mic and slid into the ring. "Whoa whoa! Wait a secound, that must be the worst explenation ov me I've ever heard! - Not quoting Simon - The GM? I'm the owner of this company! I could fire your a** of this screen right now, I also hate rap!" as he end his sentance he is reminded by a emploey that he has a rap song in his entrance "wha? Oh right, I didn't mean that last thing. So, eh. What was you're name again?"
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:18 am
[Ricky Maru did this look arrow surprised ] .... Uh huh, Well, MR. MCMAHON, I guess I was out of line to call you the General Manager, my bad... I was just thinkin' that maybe you actually had to take some steps up before your billionare father simply handed the business and his estate over to his baby boy. Oh, they grow up so fast these days, folks. Here we've got a prime example, Mr. Owner of Gaia Wrestle Comapany Shane Brandon McMahon. He's gone from... Rich a** son of a billion dollar b***h to... rich a** son of a billion dollar b***h and he owns a wrestling company. Way to go Shane! That musta been some had work, son! Yeah!... [Ricky Maru changed his non-chalant mood to a serious face and looked Shane-O-Mac straight in the eyes.] But, do you really think you can avoid getting your a** kicked sometime soon if you decide to fire me?
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:34 am
"It's Corporation!" scream "I've proven many times that I can kick a**!" he paused a bit "Wait, was that last part a threat?" he said in a serious tone, and poked him in the chest, mocking him a bit.
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:42 am
[Ricky Maru grabbed Shane McMahon's hand as he was poked and used an Aikido hold to twist his wrist and make him fall to his knees.]
Now, Shane, that's more like it. On your knees begging is exactly where you belong.
[Ricky Maru continued speaking as Shane squealed and grimaced]
Anyways Shane - O, you can call the GWC whatever the ******** you want, son. A business, corporation, a company, a franchise, I don't give a damn! What I know is this is where I run the show! An' if you feel like you wanna step up to me, I'll show you who the man really is!
[Ricky Maru released his grip on Shane - O's wrist and let him slide away to regain his composure and speak]
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