Off Topic/Out of Character Only!

[Kurai_Yamino]

Old proverb say.

Man who run in front of car be tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted

 

[SeleneRosara]

Nozrin

Selene Rosara

Nozrin

I disagree. Guys asses are NOT awesome.

Unless I'm getting paid to showcase mine in a fashion show. Then MINE is the only awesome one.

So wait. If I give you money you'll show me your a**?

Plus, it has to be a fashion show. And I get to negotiate my own contract.

Fashion, got it, men's swim wear. What kind of contract?  

[Tarma_Falloner]

I want to buy-in on this action. ninja  

[Nozrin]

Selene Rosara

Nozrin

Selene Rosara

Nozrin

I disagree. Guys asses are NOT awesome.

Unless I'm getting paid to showcase mine in a fashion show. Then MINE is the only awesome one.

So wait. If I give you money you'll show me your a**?

Plus, it has to be a fashion show. And I get to negotiate my own contract.

Fashion, got it, men's swim wear. What kind of contract?

Oh, the best kind of contract. For me, that is. Fully negotiable and/or void at any time with a 90% cut of the revenue, which is required to be a minimum of $50,000 for every hour said fashion show is in session regardless of my participation. Monies are to be in muffins or cash, US dollars, preferably $20 bills but not to be smaller than $10 bills, presented at the beginning of every hour.

Oh, and don't for get my dolby digital surround sound chocolate chip cookies with extra shinies.  

[Nimliiost]

alright, Ill pick up that contract...IF you can get the ladies to post n***s  

[SeleneRosara]

Nozrin

Oh, the best kind of contract. For me, that is. Fully negotiable and/or void at any time with a 90% cut of the revenue, which is required to be a minimum of $50,000 for every hour said fashion show is in session regardless of my participation. Monies are to be in muffins or cash, US dollars, preferably $20 bills but not to be smaller than $10 bills, presented at the beginning of every hour.

Oh, and don't for get my dolby digital surround sound chocolate chip cookies with extra shinies.

Ha! Uh, yea, no. You would not be getting 90% of any cut. Try this on for size, I get 90% while you get 10% to start with a possible 1% extra after depending on sales. And you will not be given cash, you will get a check, at the end and assuming your a** sells what I want it to sell. 75% of the merchandise you display needs to be ordered or purchased or you can forget any side cut other then what you get paid hourly to prance around and shake afformentioned a**. Oh and all the muffins you want as long as said muffins don't make your a** hit the floor. Cellulite does not sell bathing suits.  

[Kai Karasurei]

Some of you may have already heard of this, but some inventive hackers have devised a way to use your account through cookies. Basically, if you click on a thread title (the title not a link inside) it takes you to a fake log-in page. This means they already have access to your account, but they do NOT have your password. From what I am told, if this happens to you (suspicious log-in page) simply empty your cookies and log-out. Apparently they can only use your CURRENT SESSION, so if you log out, you end that session. Also would be good practice to clear any personal information from your web browser and stuff. Just a heads up, this is a really short summary of the matter.
All in all, be careful ^__^  

[SeleneRosara]

Fracking little bastards! That's like the ten million or so hack attempts I had when I had a devil tail up for sale not to long ago. "Um, im a mod & i need ur pw. Now!!!111!!!" stare  

[Kurai_Yamino]

I had some one try to hack my account too sweatdrop  

[Nimliiost]

Im in your Ter'angreal, killing all your shadowspawn  

[Kurai_Yamino]

Woot.

Good food is like a laywer, no one should have to see it twice..  

[SeleneRosara]

So for those who may be wondering: Jumper is a good movie. The Other Boleyn Girl is a good movie. And 10,000 B.C. is a good movie. 3nodding And I'll let you know how Doomsday is once I see it.  

[Nimliiost]

lol sry no movie with Hayden Christensen can be good  

[SeleneRosara]

Can too. You're just mad because he is uber hot.  

[Tarma_Falloner]

'Fraid I must second that motion, Nim. Selly's got the right idea.

Ah Hayden, why wont you return my calls...? crying