Corrupt a wish game!

[kglguy]

Granted. The vending machine game becomes so popular that every Gaia member tries to use it at once and the entire site crashes.

I wish I could get my old job at the Inquisition back.  

[Book4567]

granted but know one knows what the Inquisition is

i wish that i could have give everyone 2 free days off school like i have right now...  

[kglguy]

Granted, but everyone loves being off from school so much that they decide to never go again. Without any education, humanity slowly slips back into the Dark Ages.


I wish I could win the wii they're giving away.  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted!

Yet you realize that the contest had been too good to be true and the Wii console has been injected with RFS (Rabid Fan Syndrome). What's more, you learned of this fact too late.

I wished I could have a slice of cake.  

[kglguy]

A snow fairy appears and hands you a slice of brussel sprout cake with liverwurst frosting. Enjoy.


I wish I had artistic talent.  

[Dweezal]

Granted! You are now an expert at drawing: My Little Pony Fanart!!! xd

I wish I could dance...  

[Alienor Kaze]

But my little pony is teh AWESOMENESS! surprised

Wish granted! Sorry to say this, but you also have arthritis and therefore cannot show off your true talents.

I wished I could own the FFX Piano Collection CD.  

[Link Shirou]

Got it, but somehow your radio screws the cd while you were about to listen it D:

I want the Fire Emblem game I ordered NOW. D:<
 

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted! But once you get the game, you realize that it sucks and that you've wasted money on it.

I wished Wednesday would hurry up and come so I can watch my favorite soap opera. D:  

[Link Shirou]

Granted, apparently waaaaay to late the opera D:

I wish that more Bartas appear sweatdrop xd  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish Granted! But there are so many Bartans, you are promptly squashed to death.

I wished I could own all the items available on Gaia.  

[kglguy]

Granted. You get every item available on Gaia, including those already owned by others. Since everyone else's items were suddenly transfered to you, they decide that they've had it with Gaia and leave. Now you're all alone.

I wish I would get the Spitfire Mk. V Mecha Musume figure for Christmas.  

[Alienor Kaze]

Wish granted! But the moment you get it, your whole home burns down. Oddly enough, your Insurance company has a massive fire as well and you are now left out on the streets begging for quarters.

I wished all these students I'm writing essays for get rejected from every single college/university they apply for. D:  

[kglguy]

Your wish is granted, but soon a mob of angry, rejected students come after you with pitchforks and torches.

I wish I was a space pirate.