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 Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:15 pm
LolitaxOtome sweatdrop she's not that bad, at least not most of time lol here's a song I can imagine Gisela singing with the person she falls for Oo, that's a pretty song. I've never heard that one before, I don't think!
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:18 pm
Here's a song for Maarten, befitting an Ohtori musical, I think. XD I'm afraid to put the lyrics in here, but some of you may know it.
Gay Bar by Electric Guitar! The part about the nuclear war is very applicable to Maarten, I think. XD
(I keed, I keed. But wouldn't it be funny??)
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:33 pm
Color the World Here's a song for Maarten, befitting an Ohtori musical, I think. XD I'm afraid to put the lyrics in here, but some of you may know it. Gay Bar by Electric Guitar! The part about the nuclear war is very applicable to Maarten, I think. XD (I keed, I keed. But wouldn't it be funny??) Dude. POST THE LYRICS, ha ha! xd
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:11 pm
For Piet
Pain by Three Days' Grace
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
You're sick of feeling numb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Anger and agony
Are better than misery
Trust me I've got a plan
When the lights go off you will understand
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
Rather feel pain
I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you're wounded
You know (You know you know you know you know)
That I'm here to save you
You know (You know you know you know you know)
I'm always here for you
I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you'll thank me later
Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain
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Dreamwhisper Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:58 am
Lol...ah...Piet the masochist. xd
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:01 pm
LL Cool J- "I'm That Type of Guy"
(I didn't need to change a WORD of this, lmao)
Sung by Maarten Hoffman
You're the type of guy that can't control your girl
You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls
I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene
And gets the seven digits, you know the routine
You're the type of guy that tells her, "Stay inside"
While you're steady frontin in your homeboy's ride
I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave
I'm doin your girlfriend, that's somethin you can't believe
Cause I'm that type of guy
You're the type of guy that gets suspicious
I'm the type of guy that says, "The puddin is delicious"
You're the type of guy that has no idea
That a sneaky, freaky brother's sneakin in from the rear
I'm the type of guy to eat it, when he won't
And look in the places that your boyfriend don't
You're the type of guy to try to call me a punk
Now knowin that your main girl's bitin my chunk
I'm the type of guy that loves a dedicated lady
Their boyfriends are borin, and I can drive em crazy
You're the type of guy to give her money to shop
She gave me a sweater _kiss_ thank you, sweetheart
I'm that type of guy
I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast
You're the type of guy eatin a tv dinner
Talkin about... "Goddamn it, I'ma kill her"
I'm the type of guy to make her say, "Why you're illin, Bee?"
...You're the type of guy to say, "My lower back is killin me"
...Catch my drift?
You're the type of guy that likes to drink Olde English
I'm the type of guy to cold put on a pamper
You're the type of guy to say, "What you talkin bout?"
I'm the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper
I'm that type of guy
I'm that type of guy
You know what I mean?
Check it out...
T-y-p-e g-u-y
I'm that type of guy to give you a pound and wink my eye
Like a bandit, caught me redhanded, took her for granted
But when I screwed her, you couldn't understand it
Cause you're the type of guy that don't know the time
Swearin up and down, "That girl's all mine"
I'm the type of guy to let you keep believin it
Go 'head to work, while I defrost it, and season it
I'm that type of guy
I'm that type of guy
Know what I mean
I'm that type of guy
"So ridiculous"
So funny
I don't know
Come on down
Yeah
Like real cool, you know what I mean?
I like just going to your frontdoor ringin bells
And just like, ha, leave...
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:08 pm
I can so see Gisela singing this about Charlie
Beautiful Stranger
Haven't we met
You're some kind of beautiful stranger
You could be good for me
I have a taste for danger
If I'm smart then I'll run away
But I'm not so I guess I'll stay
Heaven forbid
I take my chance on a beautiful stranger
I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumbling down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singing this song
To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
To love you is to be part of you
I pay for you with tears
And swallow all my pride
Dah-dah-dah-de dah-de-dah-de dah dah dah-dah-dum
Beautiful stranger
Dah-dah-dah-de dah-de-dah-de dah dah dah-dah-dum
Beautiful stranger
If I'm smart then I'll run away
But I'm not so I guess I'll stay
Haven't you heard
I fell in love with a beautiful stranger
I looked into your face
My heart was dancing all over the place
I'd like to change your point-of-view
If I could just forget about you
To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumbling down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singing this song to you
To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows
I pay for you with tears
And swallow all my pride
Dah-dah-dah-de dah-de-dah-de dah dah dah-dah-dum
Beautiful stranger
Dah-dah-dah-de dah-de-dah-de dah dah dah-dah-dum
Beautiful stranger
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:28 pm
For Isaac:
Hook -- by Blues Traveler
It doesn't matter what I say
So long as I sing with inflection
That makes you feel I'll convey
Some inner truth or vast reflection
But I've said nothing so far
And I can keep it up for as long as it takes
And it don't matter who you are
If I'm doing my job then it's your resolve that breaks
Because the hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook brings you back
On that you can rely
There is something amiss
I am being insincere
In fact I don't mean any of this
Still my confession draws you near
To confuse the issue I refer
To familiar heroes from long ago
No matter how much Peter loved her
What made the Pan refuse to grow
Was that the hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook brings you back
On that you can rely
Suck it in suck it in suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
Make a desperate move or else you'll win
And then begin
To see
What you're doing to me this MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me
So desperately I sing to thee
Of love
Sure but also rage and hate and pain and fear of self
And I can't keep these feeling on the shelf
I've tried well no in fact I lied
Could be financial suicide but I've got too much pride inside
To hide or slide
I'll do as I'll decide and let it ride till until I've died
And only then shall I abide by this tide
Of catchy little tunes
Of hip three minute diddys
I wanna bust all your ballons
I wanna burn of all your cities to the ground
But I've found
I will not mess around
Unless I play then hey
I will go on all day
Hear what I say
I have a prayer to pray
That's really all this was
And when I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
I don't rely on luck because
Because the hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook brings you back
On that you can rely
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Dreamwhisper Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:29 pm
For Maarten! The Overly Sexual Man!
Maarten:
Who do they think they are?
That pair has tangled with the wrong man!
Karel:
Darn right.
Maarten:
No one says "no" to Maarten!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
Karel:
More candy?
Maarten:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Karel:
Who, you? Never! Maarten, you've got to pull yourself together.
Karel:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Maarten
Looking so down in the dumps.
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Maarten
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in school as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see whyyyy..
No one's slick as Maarten!
No one's quick as Maarten!
No one's laugh as incredibly sexual as Maarten's!
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Isaac, Rachel, or Grietje
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
Karel and Soccer Team:
No one's been like Maarten!
A king pin like Maarten!
Karel:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Maarten!
Maarten:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Karel and Soccer Team:
My what a guy, that Maarten!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Karel:
Maarten is the best
And the rest is all drips!
Soccer Team:
No one fights like Maarten,
Douses lights like Maarten!
Karel:
In a soccer match nobody bites like Maarten!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny!
Maarten:
As you see I've got biceps to spare. *flex*
Karel:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny!
Maarten:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with haaaaaair!
Soccer Team:
No one hits like Maarten,
Matches wits like Maarten!
Karel:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Maarten!
Maarten:
I'm especially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Soccer Team:
Ten points for Maarten!
Maarten:
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen kids (Pyro told me!)
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen kids!
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Soccer Team:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Maarten!
No one kicks like Maarten
Makes those goals like Maarten!
Karel:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Maarten
Maarten:
I use soccer balls in all of my decorating!
Soccer Team:
My what a guy,
Maarten!
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:48 pm
Charlie! To the young, innocent girls Camilla and Adelaide. XD
(Total joke, of course, but since Camilla and Adelaide are as of yet unwitting. biggrin )
Girls!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
We can buy a whore, buy a hot whore,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.
Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any lube?
I wanna spend all your lube,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
[Pause]
I've got something to teach to you,
I've got something to teach to you,
I've got something to teach to you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
Girls're a superwhore, at the gay bar.
Girls're a superwhore, at the gay bar.
Yeah! I'm a superwhore, at the gay bar.
You're a superwhore, at the gay bar.
Superwhore.
Super, super, superwhore!
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:33 pm
LOL XD
Dude, that is so fitting. And just in case they didn't bring lube, she has some in her purse, along with the pepper spray.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:47 pm
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBNy3l3Me5oMaarten: As the Homecoming King plotmaster Charlie and Dorian: As the girls who get in a bitchfight. Cori: As Stacie. Rachel: As her girlfriend. Members of the Soccer Team: As the ninjas. Rodas in Drag: As the repulsive fangirl.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:43 pm
Ivy-chan http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBNy3l3Me5o Maarten: As the Homecoming King plotmaster Charlie and Dorian: As the girls who get in a bitchfight. Cori: As Stacie. Rachel: As her girlfriend. Members of the Soccer Team: As the ninjas. Rodas in Drag: As the repulsive fangirl. That Was Golden.
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