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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:28 pm

OHTORI AMSTERDAM! THE MUSICAL
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I was inspired by the positive comments about Charlie, "Part of Your World" song about her collection, and I was struck with a new idea for a thread... character songs for an Ohtori musical! Take some famous songs and change the words to make songs for the Ohtori Amsterdam Musical. xd

This took some time and a lot of creative thinking, but I'm pretty proud of it. And what's more, I can actually imagine someone dressed up as Charlie singing this on stage. Scary!!

I'll be your Girl (sing to Part of Your World)
sung by Charlotte Keese

Charlie
(Maybe Mother's right. Maybe there is something the matter with me.
I just don't see how a feeling that's so wonderful ...could be bad!)

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one dorm room hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything!

I've got three books that I took from Betty
I've got a weird watch that Whitney once wore
That cute girl with a bob?
I've got her panties!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more...!

I wanna be in a hot girl's arms
I wanna be, wanna be romancin'
Laughing at those thingamabobs... - what do you call them?
Oh right - boys.

Flipping your fingers, you don't get too far
A girlfriends required for @#!*ing, *&%#ing
What's that you say Angel - You're a virgin?
SWEET!

No need to hide, no need to run
Come to my place and we'll have such fun
Right now I'm free- Let's get busy
I'll be your Girl

What must I plea just to see you in hot garters?
What would I pay if I could slay each prostate gland?
In Catholic school, it totally rules
That's where they send all their vestal daughters
Sick of waitin', abstinatin'
From One Night Stands!

You're ready to know where two girls can go
Ask me your questions and get some answers
What is a G spot and where is it? - Oh baby...
I yearn!

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore those curves I dream of?
Watch and you'll see
Someday I'll be...
I'll be your Girl

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:52 pm

Just Around the Ohtori bend (sing to "Just Around the Riverbend")

sung by Karel Ter Heide while paddling about in a dress

What I love most about chocolate is:
You can't bite into the same little piece twice
The carmel's always melting, always flowing
But people, I guess, can't live like that
They're just too fat in the head
But I myself, love the taste of never knowing
What's around the Ohtori bend!
Waiting just around the Ohtori bend

I prance once more
Just around the Ohtori bend
Upon the Dutch shores
Where White Chocolate's free
In the kitchens, I soar!
What I dream that Dael might send
Jut around the Ohtori bend
For me
Calling for me!

It could be past my fav fountain
Or right behind these rose bushes
Can I ignore that sound of Gregor drumming
Science stuff and studies
Into my wee Karel brain
And still the Poopy Head never dreams that my doodles are coming!
Just around the Ohtori bend
Just around the Ohtori bend

I squeal once more
All around the Ohtori bend
Past the Tall Girl's shoulders
Somewhere past Natalie
Don't know what for ...
Why do all my tastebuds extend
Just around the Ohtori bend?
Just around the Ohtori bend ...

Should I make a Second Course
As filling as my days are fun?
Shouldn't I be doing my homework?
Instead of all this...singing...
But we all know I won't get an 'A' anyway
So I might as well go around the Ohtori bend!

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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:05 pm

"What's This?" from The Nightmare Before Christmas >_< heart (It's sooo long, why? I love it, go danny elf!)

Sung By: Pacorro Rodas Cervantes

What's this? What's this?
There's pictures everywhere
What's this?
There's birds up in the air!
What's this?
I can't believe I'm late
I must be skipping
Pick one, Ak! This isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? ******** this
What am I doing here?
What's this?
Do I really see King Kong?

'Like this..
These seats are lined with
Little spotted snowflakes
Everybody seems so cold
Am I possibly on fire?
What's this?
But this...

Dorian is throwing snowballs
instead of goin' to bed
I'm busy taking pics
And I can't get Sol in bed

There's Charlie in the window
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in the school I taste the fear
That causes us to die

No, look
What's this!
They're hugging and then...they kiss
Why that looks so damn cute, high five!
They're gathering around to watch and see
funny how none of them are me
What's this?

What's this?
Some deer is in the tree? I'm queer!
No one will ever think
Is he?

I'm covering it with tiny little lies
They've got nothing me, Oh my!
And there's a sock on the ground
So, now, correct my crappy song
My photographs
My photographs
Oh, could it be I have to piss?
Suck this!

Oh my, what now?
there's something on my feet
but look, I've gone to take a seat
No fouls, no bitches here to come and bother
Or annoy me, only little white things
All over the place, calming *sigh*
WHAT'S THIS?

The people are all kissing
And the nightmares can be found
And in this place there seems to be
Some bad cold all around

Instead of sicks, I swear
I can hear music in the air
The smell of socks and deers
are absolutely everywhere

The night, the clouds
It's everything I dream about
I've never felt so good before
This camera's lost out all of the film, getting dark
I simply need to get awake

I need it, oh, I need it
Oh, I need to get more film
I got to go
I got to go
What is this place that I have found?
WHAT IS THIS?
Charlie's Collectables, hmm...

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:53 pm

(Dorian's rendition of 'Today 4 U' from the Musical RENT)

DORIAN
Gentlemen, Your Benefactor On This
Lovely Day
Whose Cleverness Is Only Matched By
Talent, I Must Say
A Patron Of Ohtori's
Avant-Garde
Dorian Grey! The Vanguard!

Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

And You Should See Me Act
The Best And That's A Fact!

It Was My Lucky Day Today In Hallway B-A
When A Student In A Uniform Passed My Way
He Said, "Dorian - Be A Dear - Haven't
Slept In A Year
I Need Your Help To Make One Of
My Girlfriend's Disappear"

"This Lolita-Evita - Just Won't Shut Up
I Believe If You Prank Non-Stop That Girl
Will Breathe Her Very Last High-Strung
Breath
I'm Certain That b***h Will Cry Herself To
Death"

Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

We Agreed On A Fee - A No-Blackmail
Guarantee,
Tax-Free - And A Bonus, To 'Do It' With Eve
Now Who Could Foretell That It Would
Go So Well
But Sure As I Am Here That Girl Is Now Burning
In Hell

After An Hour - Evita - In All Her Glory
On The Window Ledge Of That 23RD Story
With An Accidental Push,
Beg My Pardon,
Smashed Through Glass Cage Of The
Rose Garden

Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

Then Back To The Street Where I Met
My Fleet
Where They Were Laughing And Cackling On
The Cold Concrete
The We Went Out Back For A Few
Cigarettes
And We Plotted Some More While We
Dealt Some Crack

Sing It
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me
Today For You - Tomorrow For Me!

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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:46 pm

(Sung to tune of 'What's My Age Again?' by Blink 182)

What's My Age Again?
Karel Ter Heide

I snuck out it was Friday night
I ate some bon bons to get the feeling right
I started crying when Maarten trashed my dessert
But I turn my cheek to bullies

And that's about the time that Charlie walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 15

And are still more amused by Cartoon shows
What the heck is S.E.X.?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Then later on, on the walk to the dorm
I called Natalie from a pay phone
I said I was the Chairman
And your boyfriend's name is Dael
This school looks down on Kissy-Face
And that's about the time my sis hung up on me

Nobody likes you when you're 15

And are still more amused by Grass Angels
What the heck is Ritlin?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

And that's about the time Gregor walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you act happy and free.

And you still act like you're in Elementary year
What the heck is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

That's about the time Dorian broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:21 pm

Hye everyone, this was Protegiere's doing, but she had to leave so she threatened asked me to post it for her. ninja

Noir's Song (sung to the tune of Sally's Song ~ The Nightmare Before Christmas)

I sense there's something in my suit
That feels like it might be a newt
And though I'd like to stand my ground
Can't shake this feeling that I have
The worst is just around the hall

And does he notice my feelings for him?
And will he see how much he means to me?
I think it's not to be

What will become of my respect?
When will my lack of action end?
Although I'd like to join the crowd
In their so dominating cloud
Try as I may, it doesn't last

And will I ever get things together?
No, but I'll try
to sharpen up my tongue
So I will not be shunned...

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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:43 pm

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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:00 am

This number would take place in a flashback, and it concerns Charlie's expulsion from her last school. I think it might also shed some light on her character, as some of her past which is elaborated on in this song hasn't been brought up in the RP yet. wink

Gee, Sister Mary (Sung to "Dear Officer Krupke" from West Side Story)

Charlie:
Dear kindly Sister Mary,
You gotta understand,
I'm not really that scary
I just got outta hand.
My Mom's turned dominatrix
Ever since she was betrayed,
Golly Moses, naturally I'm gay!

Charlie and various Catholic Schoolgirls:
Gee, dear Sister Mary, we're very upset;
We never had the love that every girl oughta get.
We aren't delinquents,
We're misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!

Charlie:
There is good!

Charlie and various Catholic Schoolgirls:
There is good, there is good,
There is untapped good!
Like inside, the worst of us is good!

Sister Mary: (Speaking sarcastically) A very likely story!

Charlie: (Spoken) Let me tell it to the world!

Sister Mary: (Pulling Charlie by the ear) Just tell it to the Reverend.

Charlie:
Dear Reverend, your Honor,
My Mother treats me rough.
She preaches abstination,
And all that crazy stuff.
She didn't wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!

Reverend: Good God!
Come now Sister Mary, you're really a square;
Forget the exorcism, she needs an analyst's care!
It's just her neurosis that needs be curbed.
She's psychologic'ly disturbed!

Charlie
I'm disturbed?

Charlie and Schoolgirls:
We're disturbed, we're disturbed,
We're the most disturbed,
Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed!

Reverend: (Spoken) It is my opinion that this child is depraved on account of her unprincipled home.

Charlie: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on the account that I'm deprived!

Reverend: So take her to a headshrinker.

Charlie: (Sings)
My father is a b*****d,
Left my mom when I was three
My mom is a disaster,
And she takes it out on me!
It's not that I don't love her,
It's just I've been repressed.
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!

Psychiatrist: Yes!
Oh Sister Mary, you're really a slob.
This girl don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played her a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly she's sick!

Charlie
I am sick!

Charlie and Schoolgirls:
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick,
Like we're sociologically sick!

Psychiatrist: In my opinion, this child don't need to have her head shrunk at all. Homosexual tendency is purely a social disease!

Charlie: Hey, let's hope it's contagious! (is hit with a ruler by Sister Mary) Owch!

Psychiatrist: So take her to a social worker!

Charlie:
Dear kindly social worker,
They say go earn a buck.
Like be a maybe be hooker,
But I'm choosy who I ****.
It's not I'm anti-social,
I'm only anti-d**k.
Gloryosky! That's why I like chicks!

Social Worker: Eek!
Oh Sister Mary, are you feeling unwell!?
This girl don't need a job, but she must be expelled!
I know you tried hard and you've done all you could;
But deep down inside her, she's no good!

Charlie:
I'm no good!

Charlie and Schoolgirls:
She's no good, she'd no good!
She's no earthly good,
Like the rest of us, she'd no damn good!

Nun:
The trouble is she's crazy! *whacks Charlie with a ruler*

Nun 2:
The trouble is she thinks. *whack*

Nun 3:
The trouble is she's lazy. *whack*

Nun 4:
The trouble is she stinks. *whack*

Nun 5:
The trouble is she's growing. *whack*

Nun 6:
The trouble is she's grown. *whack*

Charlie:
Sisters, I've got troubles of my own!

Gee, dear Sister Mary,
I'm down on my knees,
I promise I'll be discreet, just don't expel me, Please!
What's that, Sister Mary,
They're expelling you too?
Gee, Sister Mary,
Who knew!?

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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:54 pm

(Sung to tune of 'Cats: Rum Tum Tugger' )

Maarten Hoffman
Performed by Maarten Hoffman

Maarten Hoffman is curious cat

If you offer me a red head I'd rather have blonde
If you put me in a house, I'd rather make-out on the lawn
If you put me in a class then I'd rather play ball
If you set me on one date then I gotta have 'em all
If you set me on a pair of B's then I'd rather chase C's

Maarten Hoffman is a frisky cat
And there isn't any call for me to shout it
Cause you ladies know my number
Why not do something about it!

Maarten Hoffman is a terrible tease

When you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I like to lie with a beau in her own dorm
But I make such a fuss if I can't get out

Maarten Hoffman is a bullying cat
And it isn't any use for you to doubt it
For I'll fight off the f**-boys
And there's no doing anything about it!

Maarten Hoffman is a curious beast

My disobliging ways are a matter of habit
If you offer me snack then I always want a feast
When there isn't any pen then I'll just find a victim
If you offer me cream then I'll take only the crop
But I only like what I do for myself
My hands are always red from love
I'll keep your heart on my larder shelf

Maarten Hoffman is artful and knowing
Maarten Hoffman doesn't care for a cuddle
But I'll leap in your lap in the middle of your sewing
For there's nothing I enjoy like a nice little tryst!

Maarten Hoffman is a curious cat
Maarten Hoffman doesn't care for a cuddle

Maarten Hoffman is a curious cat
And there isn't any need to make a fuss about it
For I'll do as I do do
And there's no doing anything about it!

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:20 pm

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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:07 pm

Comical. Dorian and her roommate Roxanne, shortly after moving into their dormitory.

(Original Song/Lyrics - Wicked: What is this Feeling? )
( crying I cant stop. I love Wicked <3)

What is this Feeling?
Performed by Dorian Grey and Roxanne Bryce.

ROXANNE
(spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical:

DORIAN
(spoken) My dear Father:

BOTH
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Ohtori:

ROXANNE
But of course, I'll care for my studies:

DORIAN
But of course, I'll rise above it:

BOTH
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is:

ROXANNE
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:

DORIAN
Blonde.

ROXANNE
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

DORIAN
I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you:

ROXANNE
My pulse is rushing:

DORIAN
My head is reeling:

ROXANNE
My face is flushing:

BOTH
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!: Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

ROXANNE
For your face

DORIAN
Your voice

ROXANNE
Your clothing

BOTH
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

STUDENTS
Dear Roxanne, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Roxanne, you're a martyr!

ROXANNE
Well: these things are sent to try us!

STUDENTS
Poor Dorian, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your:

ROXANNE AND DORIAN AND STUDENTS
What is this feeling / Loathing
So sudden and new? / Unadulterated loathing
I felt the moment / For her face, her voice
I laid eyes on you / Her clothing
My pulse is rushing / Let's just say:
My head is reeling / We loathe it all!
Oh, what is this feeling? / Ev'ry little trait
Does it have a name? / Makes our very flesh
Yes: / Begin to crawl:.
Ahhh: / Ahhh:

ALL
Loathing!

DORIAN AND ROXANNE AND STUDENTS
There's a strange exhilaration / Loathing
In such total detestation / Loathing
So pure, so strong / Loathing

STUDENTS
So strong!

DORIAN AND ROXANNE AND STUDENTS
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last / ALL
And I will be loathing / Loathing
For forever loathing / Loathing
Truly deeply loathing / Loathing you
My whole / Loathing
Life long! / Unadulterated loathing

DORIAN
Boo!

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:48 am

I was looking up Broadway musical posters, and found the one for Hairspray. I just couldn't resist tweaking it a bit:

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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:59 am

(Sung to the tune of Half a Life by Bayside)

Half a Life
performed by Issac Scranton

Maarten, I've been meaning to ask you...how life looks from the nose bleed seats,
And to ask you how it feels to bleed
Your life's a waste...and the way that I'll ask it will have revenge woven throughout,
But will be masked with the concern that a friend could bring
You're so incomplete

Hold a mirror to show just what you've become
And read your diary to figure out where things went wrong
I don't think I'll ever understand, how a cowardly cat can call himself a man

You're all show, and it's getting old
You're all show, and it's getting old...

As for the rest of us, we do fine with what we have.
Making the best of what is left, man.
And you're a naysayer who will never know what it's like to really have half a life.

I've been meaning to harm you...in the best way that I see fit
I'm not sure if this did the trick, but I think it did.

Hold a mirror to show just what you've become
And read your eulogy to figure out where things went wrong
I hope one day you'll understand that a girl on your arm won't make you a man

You're all show, and it's getting old
You're all show, and it's getting old...

As for the rest of us, we do fine with what we have.
Making the best of what is left, man.
And you're a naysayer who will never know what it's like to really have half a life.

Keep walking down your shallow lonely road
It's dark and cold, and it's yours and yours alone

If you dig too deep are you scared you'll find something?
Spoonfuls of s**t will surely add up.
Inside you're begging for a cure to your disease
Your life's a crime scene and it won't help to blame it all on me.

As for the rest of us, we do fine with what we have.
Making the best of what is left, man.
And you're a naysayer who will never know what it's like to really have half a life.

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:14 pm

HA!! HA HA!!! rofl rofl rofl

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