Vehicle:'95 Thunderbird, yellow with black double racing stripe; stickers and magnets covering the bumper & interior; outline of a d**k spray-painted on the drivers' side door in black, courtesy of Kerri
Why did you choose Fuxley?Well, I had a list of colleges with pretty good art programs (which I hid from my parents) that my sister helped me compile that I had full-rides to, and, ya know, the name just stuck out to me. I usually have a hard time really settling on a decision, but this one was cake. I mean, it has the word "********" in it. How could I pass that lewd opportunity up?
What all family do you have? Pets?I have both of my parents, which is really rare these days. That doesn't mean they're "loving" parents or "family people".
My dad's an attorney, so he's usually hunched over his desk either doing paper work or on his laptop. We basically see him when it's dinner time, if he's not working overtime on a case. He's generally disappointed in how I'm living my life. I can only imagine how he'd react if he found out I dig any gender. He's not exactly, cue air quotes, "open-minded".
Mom's a typical 21st century mom, minus the fact that she considers me her "baby" and not her daughter. She's one of those "I just want what's best" moms, which means she wants what's best...in her opinion. She's never really satisfied with anything going on in her life or those around her. She works as a secretary at some firm or other. She doesn't really share much about work with us. She's kind of superficial.
I have an older sister, Kerri, by three years, and she is the s**t. She's just as open with her sexuality as I am, 'cept our mom knows about her. Dad doesn't know, but he doesn't know much about us. I mean, he got me a bottle of hair gel, a pack of cigarettes and a zippo for my eighteenth birthday...a month after my nineteenth. The only thing I enjoyed was the zippo, and I always have it on me. But my sister got me a galaxy sweater and about ten CD's full of "bad music" by my mom's standards. Apparently, my sister's corrupted me.
As for pets, I have one. He's a one-eyed, black, fuzzy little s**t of a cat named Buttons. He's the closest thing I have to the love of my life. Since he's missing an eye, I decided he needed an eyepatch...so I got my sister to sew him an eyepatch for every holiday. He's so festive. Kerri's watching him while I'm at school, because my parents hate him.
Since you're perpetually bored, what do you do to entertain yourself?Well, I paint. So there's that.
When I can't seem to get anything down on canvas, you'll often see me laying on the roof of my house or in the grass cloud-watching or stargazing. If it's a rainy day, you'll see me walking the streets. Or inside making love to a bag of marshmallows watching Netflix. Depends on the day.
Some days I just sleep for seventeen hours.
Why do you seem so damn detached from the world?That...that's literally just my face. Thanks.
I actually DO want friends, you know. I'm just...not very good with the whole "communication" thing. Just because someone SEEMS unapproachable, doesn't mean they ARE. I mean, I actually LOVE bodily contact. Doesn't even have to be sex. Hugs? Yes please. Cuddles? Hell yes. Shower cuddles? Literally the best thing in the universe. Hands-down. And I could snuggle up on the couch all ******** day long.
Where are you from?It's a mystery. Woo~
Any substance abuse in your past? Drinking, drugs, the like?Nah. I mean, I've had some b***h beers with my sister, but that's about it. I'm not naive about it or anything, I've just never really had the opportunity for any experientation with any "substances". I don't go anywhere. I don't socialize. Like I said before: communication issues.
Yay for new college experiences.
I do smoke every now and then. Not weed or anything. Black & Milds.
Any distinguishing marks or features?I have a scar on my elbow from falling off the roof and breaking it when I was, like, thirteen. I'm...I'm not very coordinated.
I also have a tattoo. Singular. And it's tiny. It's a match with one of Kerri's tattoos. Where and what is it?
It's a mystery again. Woo~
It's a kiss mark. On my left hip. Cliche, but I luuuurve it.What's your favourite piece of clothing?Honestly? When I first got here, I went to the student store and bought one of those "No Fux Given" sweaters. I can't stop wearing it. I'm such a noob.
Second in line is my pair of hipster boots. They're so beautiful. *single man-boy tear*
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