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 Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:55 pm
RizzoBM Blau R!ZZ0 Blau RizzoBM And of course, this did not sit well with The Potato Thief. She stormed up and demanded that everyone immediately play BILLION CARD PICK-UP! as she turned on the army's special industrial hair-dryer, and blew all the cards in their faces. And the army was curious as to why she was storming up when they were in fact down on the other side of the battle field. As the army was ducking and covering to get away from all the cards that were about to come hit them in the face with hurricane force winds, The Potato Thief found out that the army's special industrial hairdryer couldn't be plugged in. So she improvised. With a little leaf. With this leaf, she came up with the plans for the world's most useless and annoying invention : the leaf blower. SO! She case Arial and Haste repeatedly on the little leaf, until it could spin around and make little tornados...inverted tornados. It blew outward in spiral rotations, instead of sucking things in. She was quite proud of herself. Until the inverted tornadoes formed together and followed her around. Where ever she went. And when she ordered it to go over and blow around the other armys cards it didn't obey her. Instead it got out it's own set of cards and blew them around The Potato Thief. She was very annoyed at the paperwork she had to fill out to change her name. She signed where she was supposed to sign and initialed where she was supposed to initial but the stack of paperwork seemed to grow.. She even filled out the multiple choice questions. That seemed completely irrevelent to the rest of the paperwork. Examples of the questions are:
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:09 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau R!ZZ0 Blau RizzoBM And of course, this did not sit well with The Potato Thief. She stormed up and demanded that everyone immediately play BILLION CARD PICK-UP! as she turned on the army's special industrial hair-dryer, and blew all the cards in their faces. And the army was curious as to why she was storming up when they were in fact down on the other side of the battle field. As the army was ducking and covering to get away from all the cards that were about to come hit them in the face with hurricane force winds, The Potato Thief found out that the army's special industrial hairdryer couldn't be plugged in. So she improvised. With a little leaf. With this leaf, she came up with the plans for the world's most useless and annoying invention : the leaf blower. SO! She case Arial and Haste repeatedly on the little leaf, until it could spin around and make little tornados...inverted tornados. It blew outward in spiral rotations, instead of sucking things in. She was quite proud of herself. Until the inverted tornadoes formed together and followed her around. Where ever she went. And when she ordered it to go over and blow around the other armys cards it didn't obey her. Instead it got out it's own set of cards and blew them around The Potato Thief. She was very annoyed at the paperwork she had to fill out to change her name. She signed where she was supposed to sign and initialed where she was supposed to initial but the stack of paperwork seemed to grow.. She even filled out the multiple choice questions. That seemed completely irrevelent to the rest of the paperwork. Examples of the questions are:
Do you think this paper is too heavy?
What did you eat for breakfast?
Why are you grimacing at these papers?
Does your mother make mashed potatoes?
Do they taste good?
Can we come over for dinner?
And so on.
And the Queen of Aces was quite tired of this Inquisition. So, she donned her paper-cut proof armour, and ordered the little leaf to tornado the papers away, or make them into some paper animal...like a...
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:12 pm
RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau R!ZZ0 With this leaf, she came up with the plans for the world's most useless and annoying invention : the leaf blower. SO! She case Arial and Haste repeatedly on the little leaf, until it could spin around and make little tornados...inverted tornados. It blew outward in spiral rotations, instead of sucking things in. She was quite proud of herself. Until the inverted tornadoes formed together and followed her around. Where ever she went. And when she ordered it to go over and blow around the other armys cards it didn't obey her. Instead it got out it's own set of cards and blew them around The Potato Thief. She was very annoyed at the paperwork she had to fill out to change her name. She signed where she was supposed to sign and initialed where she was supposed to initial but the stack of paperwork seemed to grow.. She even filled out the multiple choice questions. That seemed completely irrevelent to the rest of the paperwork. Examples of the questions are:
Do you think this paper is too heavy?
What did you eat for breakfast?
Why are you grimacing at these papers?
Does your mother make mashed potatoes?
Do they taste good?
Can we come over for dinner?
And so on.
And the Queen of Aces was quite tired of this Inquisition. So, she donned her paper-cut proof armour, and ordered the little leaf to tornado the papers away, or make them into some paper animal...like a...gecko! Which immediately started talking about insurance! The Queen of Aces found this interesting so she sat down and started listening to the gecko who's name she found out was
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:32 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau R!ZZ0 With this leaf, she came up with the plans for the world's most useless and annoying invention : the leaf blower. SO! She case Arial and Haste repeatedly on the little leaf, until it could spin around and make little tornados...inverted tornados. It blew outward in spiral rotations, instead of sucking things in. She was quite proud of herself. Until the inverted tornadoes formed together and followed her around. Where ever she went. And when she ordered it to go over and blow around the other armys cards it didn't obey her. Instead it got out it's own set of cards and blew them around The Potato Thief. She was very annoyed at the paperwork she had to fill out to change her name. She signed where she was supposed to sign and initialed where she was supposed to initial but the stack of paperwork seemed to grow.. She even filled out the multiple choice questions. That seemed completely irrevelent to the rest of the paperwork. Examples of the questions are:
Do you think this paper is too heavy?
What did you eat for breakfast?
Why are you grimacing at these papers?
Does your mother make mashed potatoes?
Do they taste good?
Can we come over for dinner?
And so on.
And the Queen of Aces was quite tired of this Inquisition. So, she donned her paper-cut proof armour, and ordered the little leaf to tornado the papers away, or make them into some paper animal...like a...gecko! Which immediately started talking about insurance! The Queen of Aces found this interesting so she sat down and started listening to the gecko who's name she found out was
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:00 pm
RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM The Potato Thief was not amused. And now, she had lost her name. She was now the Queen of Aces. And very annoyed. She was very annoyed at the paperwork she had to fill out to change her name. She signed where she was supposed to sign and initialed where she was supposed to initial but the stack of paperwork seemed to grow.. She even filled out the multiple choice questions. That seemed completely irrevelent to the rest of the paperwork. Examples of the questions are:
Do you think this paper is too heavy?
What did you eat for breakfast?
Why are you grimacing at these papers?
Does your mother make mashed potatoes?
Do they taste good?
Can we come over for dinner?
And so on.
And the Queen of Aces was quite tired of this Inquisition. So, she donned her paper-cut proof armour, and ordered the little leaf to tornado the papers away, or make them into some paper animal...like a...gecko! Which immediately started talking about insurance! The Queen of Aces found this interesting so she sat down and started listening to the gecko who's name she found out was But the Queen of Aces just thought he was an annoying gecko. But he was really the least annoying of all the geckos in the world. Suddenly! There was a revolt in the land of the Geckos! And Rauel asked The Queen of Aces to come help stop the revolt!
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:32 pm
And to help stop the revolt the Queen of Aces ate a dozen harmless defenseless little plants.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:12 pm
Which were going to be discarded anyway, because no one would take care of them...
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:15 pm
Because they had a lot of plants at home that they already had to take care of. But that is besides the point.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:48 pm
Which in fact it wasn't, but the Queen of Aces was willing to let it slide.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:24 pm
But the other narrator, who doesn't have any other name currently because she can't think of one, insists that all of that was besides the point. And so she gave the Queen of Aces a message which informed the Queen of Aces that her home was being attacked!
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:54 pm
So, the Queen of Aces mustered all her courage, and dove under the bed, sending the little leaf out to deal with whatever it was.
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:29 pm
RizzoBM So, the Queen of Aces mustered all her courage, and dove under the bed, sending the little leaf out to deal with whatever it was. But the Queen of Aces soon found that Whatever it was was actually under the bed with her and that the little leaf had been captured!
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:03 am
And she very wisely decided to cry like a little baby. Oh woe was her. She also wondered what on earth this had to do with any sort of "revolt".
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:45 pm
That last post is like one of the most recent ones in here... glad to see the never ending thread hasn't ended yet. pirate
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