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Hmm...This, or Mad Libs?
  This one is infinately more awesome, of course.
  Meh. Mad Libs is still better. =s
  Shut up, Rizzo. Just Stop. XP
  I hate them both. And now I hate you, for bringing it up.
  Heeeey! We should have a Mad Libs topic! That way we can all help Rizzo get rid of those book things!
  Or just for the sake of having a Mad Libs thing.
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RizzoBM
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:47 am


....What? What do you mean "That's already been made"? It's MY...OUR story!
...It WILL be our story. When we start writing it. ...Which is now, after this introduction.
Okay, okay. How about "The Story That Never Ends- DEAR GOD, WHY DOESN'T IT END?! HASN'T IT RUINED ENOUGH LIVES ALREADY?!"? That one's up for grabs? Okay, good. Has a nice ring to it, too.
Anyway, I'm tired of being left out of Jen and Shawna's stories. ...Which they write during biology...when they should be taking notes. xp If you wanna read those...Have fun. >LINK HERE<

So. I'm starting it off. =D
((This will be the story. If you want to question insane lines, or make fun of people's ideas...use parenthesis. Which I cannot remember how to spell. OH WELL))
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It was a dark and stormy night. Well, actually it was day and it was nice and bright and sunny, but that's not the point. BUT! It was still dark, because suddenly a bear appeared and started stealing everyone's tacos. And people like their tacos. ((GO!))
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:51 am


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THE STORY SO FAR
((This is where the whole insane thing will be clumped together. Ha-ha.))
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RizzoBM
Vice Captain


NoNoNotNormallyo.o!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:55 am


((XDD *cracks up* Whoo. Wow. ))

Well. People usually like their tacos during the night. But since there is so much confusion about whether it's day or night. The people didn't know what to do. So..
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:57 am


NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
((XDD *cracks up* Whoo. Wow. ))

Well. People usually like their tacos during the night. But since there is so much confusion about whether it's day or night. The people didn't know what to do. So..
Unsuspecting, they left their tacos wide open! And the bear stole them! Because that's what bears do. Raccoons steal shinies. Bears steal Mexican food. Which is why they're so dangerous.

RizzoBM
Vice Captain


NoNoNotNormallyo.o!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:02 pm


RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
((XDD *cracks up* Whoo. Wow. ))

Well. People usually like their tacos during the night. But since there is so much confusion about whether it's day or night. The people didn't know what to do. So..
Unsuspecting, they left their tacos wide open! And the bear stole them! Because that's what bears do. Raccoons steal shinies. Bears steal Mexican food. Which is why they're so dangerous.
Oh of course. Which is why there are so many various help manuals written in these countries that eat a lot of Mexican food. These help manuals not only cover what to do whenever a bear is about to steal your Mexican food but also..
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:06 pm


NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
((XDD *cracks up* Whoo. Wow. ))

Well. People usually like their tacos during the night. But since there is so much confusion about whether it's day or night. The people didn't know what to do. So..
Unsuspecting, they left their tacos wide open! And the bear stole them! Because that's what bears do. Raccoons steal shinies. Bears steal Mexican food. Which is why they're so dangerous.
Oh of course. Which is why there are so many various help manuals written in these countries that eat a lot of Mexican food. These help manuals not only cover what to do whenever a bear is about to steal your Mexican food but also..
...what to do if a bear has stolen your Mexican food, and how to get it back. A similar manual has been written about penguins and ice cream, because penguins can be just as sneaky. But,that doesn't matter because we're talking about the vicious Taco-Stealing Bear that is tormenting the poor town of...

RizzoBM
Vice Captain


NoNoNotNormallyo.o!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:09 pm


RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
((XDD *cracks up* Whoo. Wow. ))

Well. People usually like their tacos during the night. But since there is so much confusion about whether it's day or night. The people didn't know what to do. So..
Unsuspecting, they left their tacos wide open! And the bear stole them! Because that's what bears do. Raccoons steal shinies. Bears steal Mexican food. Which is why they're so dangerous.
Oh of course. Which is why there are so many various help manuals written in these countries that eat a lot of Mexican food. These help manuals not only cover what to do whenever a bear is about to steal your Mexican food but also..
...what to do if a bear has stolen your Mexican food, and how to get it back. A similar manual has been written about penguins and ice cream, because penguins can be just as sneaky. But,that doesn't matter because we're talking about the vicious Taco-Stealing Bear that is tormenting the poor town of...
OH MY IT'S A BEAR RUN!!! And this poor town is probably the poorest town known throughout the history of the known world. Or maybe not. There might be others... Oh well. Anyway. This was a pretty poor town.. The people had no idea what to do with themselves.. All they ever read were these manuals and on occasion they..

((o.O DON'T MIND MY TENSE SWITCHING!! IF I AM SWITCHING TENSES!! gonk ))
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:16 pm


NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
((XDD *cracks up* Whoo. Wow. ))

Well. People usually like their tacos during the night. But since there is so much confusion about whether it's day or night. The people didn't know what to do. So..
Unsuspecting, they left their tacos wide open! And the bear stole them! Because that's what bears do. Raccoons steal shinies. Bears steal Mexican food. Which is why they're so dangerous.
Oh of course. Which is why there are so many various help manuals written in these countries that eat a lot of Mexican food. These help manuals not only cover what to do whenever a bear is about to steal your Mexican food but also..
...what to do if a bear has stolen your Mexican food, and how to get it back. A similar manual has been written about penguins and ice cream, because penguins can be just as sneaky. But,that doesn't matter because we're talking about the vicious Taco-Stealing Bear that is tormenting the poor town of...
OH MY IT'S A BEAR RUN!!! And this poor town is probably the poorest town known throughout the history of the known world. Or maybe not. There might be others... Oh well. Anyway. This was a pretty poor town.. The people had no idea what to do with themselves.. All they ever read were these manuals and on occasion they..

((o.O DON'T MIND MY TENSE SWITCHING!! IF I AM SWITCHING TENSES!! gonk ))
...held councils and meetings, like the one they were holding today. "QUIET! YOU CANNOT PANIC UNTIL I TELL YOU TO PANIC! Now...WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" shouted Mayor ___________ As he pulled on his magical hat of Mayor-iority. "What can we do about the.....

((Oh Well. XD Doesn't matter right now. =3 ))

RizzoBM
Vice Captain


Blau

PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:19 pm


RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
((XDD *cracks up* Whoo. Wow. ))

Well. People usually like their tacos during the night. But since there is so much confusion about whether it's day or night. The people didn't know what to do. So..
Unsuspecting, they left their tacos wide open! And the bear stole them! Because that's what bears do. Raccoons steal shinies. Bears steal Mexican food. Which is why they're so dangerous.
Oh of course. Which is why there are so many various help manuals written in these countries that eat a lot of Mexican food. These help manuals not only cover what to do whenever a bear is about to steal your Mexican food but also..
...what to do if a bear has stolen your Mexican food, and how to get it back. A similar manual has been written about penguins and ice cream, because penguins can be just as sneaky. But,that doesn't matter because we're talking about the vicious Taco-Stealing Bear that is tormenting the poor town of...
OH MY IT'S A BEAR RUN!!! And this poor town is probably the poorest town known throughout the history of the known world. Or maybe not. There might be others... Oh well. Anyway. This was a pretty poor town.. The people had no idea what to do with themselves.. All they ever read were these manuals and on occasion they..

((o.O DON'T MIND MY TENSE SWITCHING!! IF I AM SWITCHING TENSES!! gonk ))
...held councils and meetings, like the one they were holding today. "QUIET! YOU CANNOT PANIC UNTIL I TELL YOU TO PANIC! Now...WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" shouted Mayor !!?))(....''!!? As he pulled on his magical hat of Mayor-iority. "What can we do about the.....

((Oh Well. XD Doesn't matter right now. =3 ))
shortage of paper??" At this question the townspeople were speechless because they didn't know that there was a shortage of paper! Suddenly...

((YAY!))
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:25 pm


Blau
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
Oh of course. Which is why there are so many various help manuals written in these countries that eat a lot of Mexican food. These help manuals not only cover what to do whenever a bear is about to steal your Mexican food but also..
...what to do if a bear has stolen your Mexican food, and how to get it back. A similar manual has been written about penguins and ice cream, because penguins can be just as sneaky. But,that doesn't matter because we're talking about the vicious Taco-Stealing Bear that is tormenting the poor town of...
OH MY IT'S A BEAR RUN!!! And this poor town is probably the poorest town known throughout the history of the known world. Or maybe not. There might be others... Oh well. Anyway. This was a pretty poor town.. The people had no idea what to do with themselves.. All they ever read were these manuals and on occasion they..

((o.O DON'T MIND MY TENSE SWITCHING!! IF I AM SWITCHING TENSES!! gonk ))
...held councils and meetings, like the one they were holding today. "QUIET! YOU CANNOT PANIC UNTIL I TELL YOU TO PANIC! Now...WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" shouted Mayor !!?))(....''!!? As he pulled on his magical hat of Mayor-iority. "What can we do about the.....

((Oh Well. XD Doesn't matter right now. =3 ))
shortage of paper??" At this question the townspeople were speechless because they didn't know that there was a shortage of paper! Suddenly...

((YAY!))

as the recorder tried to write down they mayor's question, he ran out of paper! The council searched the entire room, but they couldn't find any! All they found was....

RizzoBM
Vice Captain


Blau

PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:29 pm


RizzoBM
Blau
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
Oh of course. Which is why there are so many various help manuals written in these countries that eat a lot of Mexican food. These help manuals not only cover what to do whenever a bear is about to steal your Mexican food but also..
...what to do if a bear has stolen your Mexican food, and how to get it back. A similar manual has been written about penguins and ice cream, because penguins can be just as sneaky. But,that doesn't matter because we're talking about the vicious Taco-Stealing Bear that is tormenting the poor town of...
OH MY IT'S A BEAR RUN!!! And this poor town is probably the poorest town known throughout the history of the known world. Or maybe not. There might be others... Oh well. Anyway. This was a pretty poor town.. The people had no idea what to do with themselves.. All they ever read were these manuals and on occasion they..

((o.O DON'T MIND MY TENSE SWITCHING!! IF I AM SWITCHING TENSES!! gonk ))
...held councils and meetings, like the one they were holding today. "QUIET! YOU CANNOT PANIC UNTIL I TELL YOU TO PANIC! Now...WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" shouted Mayor !!?))(....''!!? As he pulled on his magical hat of Mayor-iority. "What can we do about the.....

((Oh Well. XD Doesn't matter right now. =3 ))
shortage of paper??" At this question the townspeople were speechless because they didn't know that there was a shortage of paper! Suddenly...

((YAY!))

as the recorder tried to write down they mayor's question, he ran out of paper! The council searched the entire room, but they couldn't find any! All they found was....
a leaf! But they couldn't use this leaf because it was a sacred leaf and the town would be punished even more if they dared to write on this sacred leaf. So the townsrecorder who is named _______ had to resort to...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:35 pm


Blau
RizzoBM
Blau
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
OH MY IT'S A BEAR RUN!!! And this poor town is probably the poorest town known throughout the history of the known world. Or maybe not. There might be others... Oh well. Anyway. This was a pretty poor town.. The people had no idea what to do with themselves.. All they ever read were these manuals and on occasion they..

((o.O DON'T MIND MY TENSE SWITCHING!! IF I AM SWITCHING TENSES!! gonk ))
...held councils and meetings, like the one they were holding today. "QUIET! YOU CANNOT PANIC UNTIL I TELL YOU TO PANIC! Now...WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" shouted Mayor !!?))(....''!!? As he pulled on his magical hat of Mayor-iority. "What can we do about the.....

((Oh Well. XD Doesn't matter right now. =3 ))
shortage of paper??" At this question the townspeople were speechless because they didn't know that there was a shortage of paper! Suddenly...

((YAY!))

as the recorder tried to write down they mayor's question, he ran out of paper! The council searched the entire room, but they couldn't find any! All they found was....
a leaf! But they couldn't use this leaf because it was a sacred leaf and the town would be punished even more if they dared to write on this sacred leaf. So the townsrecorder who is named Tom The Typist had to resort to...

writing! With a pen! He thought about writing on his arm, but then he remembered he was very sensitive to ink, so he started writing on the _____ of the person next to him, who just happened to be...

RizzoBM
Vice Captain


Blau

PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:44 pm


RizzoBM
Blau
RizzoBM
Blau
RizzoBM
NoNoNotNormallyo.o!
OH MY IT'S A BEAR RUN!!! And this poor town is probably the poorest town known throughout the history of the known world. Or maybe not. There might be others... Oh well. Anyway. This was a pretty poor town.. The people had no idea what to do with themselves.. All they ever read were these manuals and on occasion they..

((o.O DON'T MIND MY TENSE SWITCHING!! IF I AM SWITCHING TENSES!! gonk ))
...held councils and meetings, like the one they were holding today. "QUIET! YOU CANNOT PANIC UNTIL I TELL YOU TO PANIC! Now...WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" shouted Mayor !!?))(....''!!? As he pulled on his magical hat of Mayor-iority. "What can we do about the.....

((Oh Well. XD Doesn't matter right now. =3 ))
shortage of paper??" At this question the townspeople were speechless because they didn't know that there was a shortage of paper! Suddenly...

((YAY!))

as the recorder tried to write down they mayor's question, he ran out of paper! The council searched the entire room, but they couldn't find any! All they found was....
a leaf! But they couldn't use this leaf because it was a sacred leaf and the town would be punished even more if they dared to write on this sacred leaf. So the townsrecorder who is named Tom The Typist had to resort to...

writing! With a pen! He thought about writing on his arm, but then he remembered he was very sensitive to ink, so he started writing on the forehead of the person next to him, who just happened to be...
The Mayor's long lost cousin that always comes to these meetings and no one knows why the Mayor's long lost cousin is always considered long lost.. The Mayor's cousin doesn't even know why he's considered long lost... He just is.. So the Mayor's long lost cousin who we shall call ______ didn't appreciate Tom The Typist writing on his forehead so he..
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:49 pm


Blau
RizzoBM
Blau
RizzoBM
Blau
shortage of paper??" At this question the townspeople were speechless because they didn't know that there was a shortage of paper! Suddenly...

((YAY!))

as the recorder tried to write down they mayor's question, he ran out of paper! The council searched the entire room, but they couldn't find any! All they found was....
a leaf! But they couldn't use this leaf because it was a sacred leaf and the town would be punished even more if they dared to write on this sacred leaf. So the townsrecorder who is named Tom The Typist had to resort to...

writing! With a pen! He thought about writing on his arm, but then he remembered he was very sensitive to ink, so he started writing on the forehead of the person next to him, who just happened to be...
The Mayor's long lost cousin that always comes to these meetings and no one knows why the Mayor's long lost cousin is always considered long lost.. The Mayor's cousin doesn't even know why he's considered long lost... He just is.. So the Mayor's long lost cousin who we shall call Amazing Bill didn't appreciate Tom The Typist writing on his forehead so he..
smacks him upside the head with a pan full of muffins he had made specially just for the occassion. Then he was sad, because his muffin pan was dented and...

RizzoBM
Vice Captain


Blau

PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:54 pm


RizzoBM
Blau
RizzoBM
Blau
RizzoBM
Blau
shortage of paper??" At this question the townspeople were speechless because they didn't know that there was a shortage of paper! Suddenly...

((YAY!))

as the recorder tried to write down they mayor's question, he ran out of paper! The council searched the entire room, but they couldn't find any! All they found was....
a leaf! But they couldn't use this leaf because it was a sacred leaf and the town would be punished even more if they dared to write on this sacred leaf. So the townsrecorder who is named Tom The Typist had to resort to...

writing! With a pen! He thought about writing on his arm, but then he remembered he was very sensitive to ink, so he started writing on the forehead of the person next to him, who just happened to be...
The Mayor's long lost cousin that always comes to these meetings and no one knows why the Mayor's long lost cousin is always considered long lost.. The Mayor's cousin doesn't even know why he's considered long lost... He just is.. So the Mayor's long lost cousin who we shall call Amazing Bill didn't appreciate Tom The Typist writing on his forehead so he..
smacks him upside the head with a pan full of muffins he had made specially just for the occassion. Then he was sad, because his muffin pan was dented and...
he didn't have a special case to put these muffins in so that whenever he saw them he could remember this very special occasion when he smacked Tom The Typist with his pan of muffins. While Amazing Bill was staring sadly at his muffins, Tom The Typist was recovering from being smacked with a pan of muffins. He has a very special way of recovering. Here's what he does:
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