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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:09 pm
Sex- at a pregnancy prevention center Gott ist ein Popstar- In church Der Präsedent ist Töt- At a state of the union meeting
feel free to add more...
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:40 pm
I definitely agree with the Gott Ist Ein Popstar one >.> You might end up being labeled as the spawn of the devil or something...
Der Neue Gott also falls into that same category.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:36 am
Eiszeit...when you're in Alaska, Antartica or someone shuts you in a gaint freezer xp
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:28 pm
Gekruzeigt....
At church, or durring/before confession (as you're walking to the little booth thingy)
Eine Frau Spricht Im Schlaff, durring your divorce hearing. o_o or, when you're about to fall asleep...
that's the only song that creeps me the FAAK out o_o
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Metamorphosis Lycanthropy
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:44 am
hmmm...Menschsein...when you're in a religion class.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:28 pm
During communion, I found myself mouthing the lyrics to Gott ist ein Popstar in church. Oh, how I hope God forgives me, but it's not my fault the song is catchy. o 3o
Edit: Oh. How about:
Don't listen to Das letze Streichholz if you're daughter hates you/is on the verge of hating you/you treat her badly/if you're her mother/if you're a father that takes the roll of the mother (this isn't counting the music video to it).
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:55 pm
for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:30 am
Top-hat-Kruspe for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans Ha, yeah, I know about that. I've even had a teacher ask me that (and I was listening to a Norweigen band at the time...)
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:15 pm
-_gekreuzigt auf dir_- Top-hat-Kruspe for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans Ha, yeah, I know about that. I've even had a teacher ask me that (and I was listening to a Norweigen band at the time...) One teacher that I know thinks I'm weird ever since I said that I listened to Rammstein [but he said he liked 'Du Hast'!]. My friend calls me a little Nazi, even though he listens to German music, too [I got him into it]. Was the Norwegian band you were listening to Kaizers Orchestra? O:
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:23 pm
!GreenEnigma! -_gekreuzigt auf dir_- Top-hat-Kruspe for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans Ha, yeah, I know about that. I've even had a teacher ask me that (and I was listening to a Norweigen band at the time...) One teacher that I know thinks I'm weird ever since I said that I listened to Rammstein [but he said he liked 'Du Hast'!]. My friend calls me a little Nazi, even though he listens to German music, too [I got him into it]. Was the Norwegian band you were listening to Kaizers Orchestra? O: Yes! surprised
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:08 pm
-_gekreuzigt auf dir_- !GreenEnigma! -_gekreuzigt auf dir_- Top-hat-Kruspe for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans Ha, yeah, I know about that. I've even had a teacher ask me that (and I was listening to a Norweigen band at the time...) One teacher that I know thinks I'm weird ever since I said that I listened to Rammstein [but he said he liked 'Du Hast'!]. My friend calls me a little Nazi, even though he listens to German music, too [I got him into it]. Was the Norwegian band you were listening to Kaizers Orchestra? O: Yes! surprised They're great, aren't they? : D Just thought of where not to listen to 'Die Schlinge'. When you're visitng a therapist that helps you with suicidal thoughts/actions. surprised
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:58 pm
What about sex hat keine macht while making love to your woman/man/whatever? biggrin
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:52 pm
Sex while your neighbor introduces you to his family......right on the orgasmic moaning part. Trust me from experience, horribly awkward
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