Places NOT to hear Oomph! songs...

[watchdawg77]

Sex- at a pregnancy prevention center
Gott ist ein Popstar- In church
Der Präsedent ist Töt- At a state of the union meeting


feel free to add more...  

[Seth Riegan]

I definitely agree with the Gott Ist Ein Popstar one >.> You might end up being labeled as the spawn of the devil or something...

Der Neue Gott also falls into that same category.  

[watchdawg77]

Eiszeit...when you're in Alaska, Antartica or someone shuts you in a gaint freezer xp  

[Metamorphosis Lycanthropy]

Gekruzeigt....

At church, or durring/before confession (as you're walking to the little booth thingy)

Eine Frau Spricht Im Schlaff, durring your divorce hearing. o_o or, when you're about to fall asleep...

that's the only song that creeps me the FAAK out o_o  

[watchdawg77]

hmmm...Menschsein...when you're in a religion class.  

[!GreenEnigma!]

During communion, I found myself mouthing the lyrics to Gott ist ein Popstar in church. Oh, how I hope God forgives me, but it's not my fault the song is catchy. o 3o

Edit: Oh. How about:

Don't listen to Das letze Streichholz if you're daughter hates you/is on the verge of hating you/you treat her badly/if you're her mother/if you're a father that takes the roll of the mother (this isn't counting the music video to it).  

[Top-hat-Kruspe]

for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans  

[Gek -LaLeLu-]

Top-hat-Kruspe

for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans

Ha, yeah, I know about that. I've even had a teacher ask me that (and I was listening to a Norweigen band at the time...)  

[!GreenEnigma!]

-_gekreuzigt auf dir_-

Top-hat-Kruspe

for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans

Ha, yeah, I know about that. I've even had a teacher ask me that (and I was listening to a Norweigen band at the time...)

One teacher that I know thinks I'm weird ever since I said that I listened to Rammstein [but he said he liked 'Du Hast'!]. My friend calls me a little Nazi, even though he listens to German music, too [I got him into it].

Was the Norwegian band you were listening to Kaizers Orchestra? O:  

[Gek -LaLeLu-]

!GreenEnigma!

-_gekreuzigt auf dir_-

Top-hat-Kruspe

for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans

Ha, yeah, I know about that. I've even had a teacher ask me that (and I was listening to a Norweigen band at the time...)

One teacher that I know thinks I'm weird ever since I said that I listened to Rammstein [but he said he liked 'Du Hast'!]. My friend calls me a little Nazi, even though he listens to German music, too [I got him into it].

Was the Norwegian band you were listening to Kaizers Orchestra? O:

Yes! surprised  

[!GreenEnigma!]

-_gekreuzigt auf dir_-

!GreenEnigma!

-_gekreuzigt auf dir_-

Top-hat-Kruspe

for me its any songs at school. they automatically throw the nazi card at me when im not one. no love for the germans

Ha, yeah, I know about that. I've even had a teacher ask me that (and I was listening to a Norweigen band at the time...)

One teacher that I know thinks I'm weird ever since I said that I listened to Rammstein [but he said he liked 'Du Hast'!]. My friend calls me a little Nazi, even though he listens to German music, too [I got him into it].

Was the Norwegian band you were listening to Kaizers Orchestra? O:

Yes! surprised

They're great, aren't they? :D


Just thought of where not to listen to 'Die Schlinge'. When you're visitng a therapist that helps you with suicidal thoughts/actions. surprised  

[Sexual Spork]

What about sex hat keine macht while making love to your woman/man/whatever? biggrin

 

[Enishi Futashika]

Sex while your neighbor introduces you to his family......right on the orgasmic moaning part. Trust me from experience, horribly awkward