Private RP Thread: Alternate Universe Final Fantasy 9

[GamerdaGreat]

Steiner clanked his armor in dismay. I have to survive this or I can't into Beatrix's metal thong when we get back, he thought anxiously. Luckily for him salvation was just behind the locked door, and they had managed to sneak the cell key away from Kuja and Itachi once they had started making out again. It was a good thing this salvation person was conveniently hiding in Itachi's billowing cloak of homosexuality, now wasn't it?  

[Bizzaro Mikey]

Gollum/Sarah in the Gollum suit, burst through the door.

The blue mage was about to consume Steiner. Gollum snarled and ate Quina's face.

OOC: OMGF LAWLZ fanfic ref that no one understands!  

[Anryoku]

Vivi suddenly had an idea. Vivi gave Knifey 3 Midol.

Knifey regained the ability to speak.

OOC: Aaaaand her cramps were gone!