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 Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:21 am
I don't feel like posting a serious topic now... So here we are in NYC. Lotsa things to blow up. Have fun.
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:05 am
*comes in, riding a dragon-like demon* A city . . . filled with extremely tall objects that, if knocked over, could cause a domino effect and cause mass destruction . . . *grins fiendishly, then jumps off and takes out his machine gun* This is gonna be fun.
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:47 am
Are... are you from Google?! Get away from me!!! I swear, I didn't know what the red button did!!! STAY AWAY!!! STAY AWAY!!! *wildly brandishes scythe*
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:13 am
He did not fit in at all. A farmer in New York? Impossible? No. Improbable? Indeed. He was wearing his finest overalls (and only that...)and a straw hat. With a single piece of... barley sitting in the corner of his mouth, a drop of spit formed around the base and a hoe sitting on his shoulder, this was the last place you would expect to see Mr. Johanna. World renown turnip grower and millionaire. Wearing nothing but overalls.
By golly. Only twelve minutes in the big city and already a flying dragon. This is going to be interesting...
*looks up at dragon-like-demon*
Wowee. Thas' a biggen. Hey! HEY! MISTER DRAGON RIDER THING! HEEEY!!!!
*jumps up and down in joy waving arms*
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:05 pm
*Eyes shift to Farmer Johanna* Heh. *swoops down to the farmer, looking a bit confused at his inferior looking clothing, strange hat, and strange mouth accessory* Well you sure are an odd-looking fellow. Hey could you help me out with a little destruction spree? See there's all these tall buildings that totally get in the way of my flight pattern. I wanna see 'em crumble. You got anything that could help me out, here?
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:17 pm
Well, you see this hoe here?
*lifts hoe off shoulder*
This thing can turn things into turnips... look!
*points hoe at nearby building. a yellow ray of light shoots out of the tip. building shrinks into a turnip.*
I think that might be a little easier to destroy!
*smiles*
I think we can work together...
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:57 pm
YAY! NEW YORK! *Shadow wraps around Skidder and they both begin flying through the city* ICE CREAM! YAY! *eats ice cream cone but eyes down demon looking things* Deamons... the worst shadows to deal with. *drops ice cream cone* This is serious *Shadow's eyes glow brightly and they both flash out of sight*
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:24 am
NOOOO!!! GOOGLE TURNIPS!!! *starts cutting up turnips as fast as he can*
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:02 pm
My demons!! GET HIM!! *thousands of demons rise out of the ground and attack Koo*
*completely ignoring the whole battle scene* So, Mr. Farmer guy, can you turn turnups into other things as well?
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:25 am
Particle Wad
My demons!! GET HIM!! *thousands of demons rise out of the ground and attack Koo*
*completely ignoring the whole battle scene* So, Mr. Farmer guy, can you turn turnups into other things as well?
*Skidder looks at Koo and crys* WHY MUST THE INNOCENT BE ATTACKED BY THESE EVIL DEMONS! *re-appears in sight by Koo demolishes demons* Ok Koo, we gotta partner up now against this demon. It's a toughy. Koo: I JUST WANT A CUPCAKE! Skidder:Here ya go *gives cupcake* Now let's go!
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:09 pm
*attempts to steal redneck's magic hoe in the confusion* If I just... no that would... chain reaction... time... dinosaurs... LET'S DO IT ANYWAY!!! *tags hoe with plasma grenade*
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:49 pm
Particle Wad
My demons!! GET HIM!! *thousands of demons rise out of the ground and attack Koo*
*completely ignoring the whole battle scene* So, Mr. Farmer guy, can you turn turnups into other things as well?
*zaps recently formed turnip. turnip tuns into donkey. sits on donkeys back and eats pop-tart*
Cool eh?
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:52 pm
HappyPlace *attempts to steal redneck's magic hoe in the confusion* If I just... no that would... chain reaction... time... dinosaurs... LET'S DO IT ANYWAY!!! *tags hoe with plasma grenade*
THAT WAS A DECOY! HA!
*Zaps pizza boy*
TURNIPIFIED!
*zaps pizza boy again. PB turns into a piece of ham*
HA!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:48 am
Eh. *attempts to move* Eh. Damn it all. Phil! KILL HIM!!! *sics falcon on redneck*
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:45 am
*Runs away screaming*
I'm allergic to falcons! This is not fair!
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