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 Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:41 am
Step One. While sleeping, the victim initiate must have thier hand placed in a bowl of warm water. If they do not make a mess, then step two is to take place.
Step Two. Initiate is to eat a bowl of rocky road ice cream. If initiate is lactose intolerant, then initiate has to eat a bowl of grape jello.
Step Three. Initiate must recite at least one passage from the book of DMJ.
Step Four. Initiate must eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream.
Step Five. Initiate must proclaim at least one virtue of Satin.
Step Six. Initiate must eat a bowl of peanut butter ice cream.
Step Seven. Initiate must acknowledge the existence of DMJ, but not pray to DMJ.
Step Eight. Initiate must eat a bowl of chocolate mint ice cream.
Step Nine. Initiate must use and then clean the Sacred Bucket of Hurl.
Step Ten. Initiate dresses in the sacred vestments and repeat the chant ten times.
"Oh great Satin, may your smoothness envelop and comfort me. May it forever feel soft to the skin. May it forever be part of my life."
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:38 pm
Has anyone tried the initiation? If so, let me know the results and what spiritual awareness/visions, if any, you experienced.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:49 am
jaden kendam Has anyone tried the initiation? If so, let me know the results and what spiritual awareness/visions, if any, you experienced. I don't think I own that much ice cream.
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:22 am
Nines19 jaden kendam Has anyone tried the initiation? If so, let me know the results and what spiritual awareness/visions, if any, you experienced. I don't think I own that much ice cream. I think I'm willing to buy it to find out. Or just, y'know, eat it.
Nowhere to place a bowl of water near me, though. And I don't own a "Sacred Bucket of Hurl".
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:32 am
Militant Christian Nines19 jaden kendam Has anyone tried the initiation? If so, let me know the results and what spiritual awareness/visions, if any, you experienced. I don't think I own that much ice cream. I think I'm willing to buy it to find out. Or just, y'know, eat it.
Nowhere to place a bowl of water near me, though. And I don't own a "Sacred Bucket of Hurl". You get a bucket and paint it black. Granted, it is a b***h to see at night when you really need it and are too far from the light switch.
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