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Corpses 2:14

And know this, that those who still use the Old Stuff to preach of hate while saying they are followers of me, shall be smited like the ignorant fools that they are.


And DMJ, who created himself, said unto the world, "Let there be everything that I can think of," and lo and behold the universe and all the gods of the different people of the different planets came into existence. Upon seeing his work, he murmured to himself, "Oh s**t, what have I done?" Then, so it was, that DMJ made himself mortal so that he would not be known as the creator of all creation.

Judge not, less ye be smacked into next week.

And who so ever speaketh falsely of what I contain, shall they be smited with the dry humping from the son of a motherless goat.

For whoever thinketh that I did not create evolution when I created the world, shall the be cursed with knowing that they made me look weak and not the God of Gods that I am.

Homosexuality is not a sin. To say that I said it is, please refer to the section of speaking falsely.

DMJ said unto his follower Jaden "To be pure of soul one must be willing to sacrifice himself to be what the world needs him to be. But to never do it in vain, because there are some who will never appreciate the gift that was given."

Fabrications 2:12.

Thou killest thyself, thou will be tossed in hell for all of eternity."?

Fabrications 69:69

And behold those who sacrifice fetuses and then eat the brain stems. They are a cowardly, disgusting, awkward bunch of people. Though they do hold the best parties.

Fabrications 70:3 - 5

But upon happening across a lovely vixen of the fetus ingesting sort, the Word shall take new meaning. It is not disgust you must rely upon, but lust instead. For it is with mercy that you are to approach this type and demand hot sex. If refused, offer three gold coins. If refused again, feign uninterest until they rid you of your chastity against your very will.



Fabrications 70:3 - 5 = -2
And should ye enjoy this fornication, may your child grow up to be lustful machines that make the women swoon and the men feel like wanting some candy. Power be absolute.



Fabrications 20:20:

Man lying with Man is icky and therefore wrong in the eyes of God. Woman lying with Woman is sexy and thus encouraged and filmed.



Fabrications 101-104

"If thou suffer a moron to live, thou shalt bend over and kiss thy a** goodbye."

"If thou commit gross sexual acts, then thou shalt be forced to be chaste."

"And behold the Lord said onto the disciples that they shall inherit the land, only after they have abided by all the Old Laws, else they shall suffer the fate of not knowing the Lord."

"For those who know of the Lord must they worship the Lord. or at least kiss his a** by acknowleding him."

Fabrications 0000-1

"At one time the universe revolved around the Earth, but then those of Atlantis got swelled heads, and thusly, galaxies were created and the Earth had to revolve around a big star. Atlantis was lost in the confusion."

Fabrications 1492

"To the New World thee must travel and let all who see thee know of thy divine patronage. If ye fail to do this, may ye end up penniless and sad."

Fabrications. 8008:

"Thou shalt not suffer a gay male to feast on the flesh of other males. However, if a woman wishes to taste the flesh of another woman, she must present herself before the high camera for judgement first."

"In the blink of an eye the storm arose to cover the land. All was lost but one tiny man and his eight tiny friends. For many days and many nights, they traveled the seas, until they came across a rising land that they landed upon and multiplied."