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 Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:58 pm
I always wanted to start a thread like this. ^_^
...you need a cup of coffee and a plastic spoon to take a shower.
...you hear voices in your head. In Japanese. And you don't even SPEAK Japanese. (at least, not very well... at all...)
...you have a thirty minute-long conversation with your sandwich.
...you think that "Crispy" is a cute name.
...you swear your dog is actually a rare alpaca-eating Guatemalan hamster.
...you go to a mall and the only store you want to go into is the giant sock market. (omg, I'm turning into Cheese. O_O)
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:49 pm
.... the voices in my head are scottish, and its my cat thats the rare alpaca eating hampster. I think Skitzo would be a cute name. i run the giant sock market >_>
*drags Toro by the leg off to therapy*
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contamar-the-deamon-blade
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:29 pm
NOOOO!!! I don't want to go to therapy!!!! >_<
...your favorite type of cake is pepto bismal pink...
...and you don't even LIKE pink.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:07 pm
fine *locks toro in St. Bethlahem's mental asylum* and that one was actually accurate 0_o
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contamar-the-deamon-blade
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:22 pm
Eh? What IS St. Bethlam's Mental Asylum? O_O
...you named a stuffed bunny Crispy and claim that it can read.
...you actually think Crispy can read.
...your priest stops in the middle of his sermon, shifts through a bag he has behind his podium, freaks out, turns around and practically yells "Teri! Where's my ninja sword?!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:54 pm
it is a crazy serious mental asylum in england...
i dont go to church, but i saw a hippie do that
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contamar-the-deamon-blade
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:17 pm
...you get frusturated because a Sea Lion is barking at you, and not only can you not understand it...you can't talk back...
...last time you saw your friends was in a forest and you had spray paint and sharp objects.
...you always have something sharp with you at all times.
...you are a teenage girl, and instead of having makeup or money in your bag, you have two pairs of headphones, a dozen pens and pencils, three notebooks, two sketchbooks, a pair of scissors.
...you get nervous when you don't have a pen.
...you get nervous when you're not wearing a wristband.
...you only call the Buddha "Siddharta Gutama"...which was his name.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:28 am
XD
...you believe that your brain is a hamster running in circles AROUND a wheel.
...whenever you brush your hair the phrase "Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend" pops into your head.
...you regularly lock yourself out of your house, on purpose. (although for no particular reason)
...when it's your turn to make dinner (IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER) you make steaming hot tomato soup and hot bread.
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contamar-the-deamon-blade
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:03 pm
*lungs blow up from laughing* xD
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:10 pm
...you end ANY sentence with "...now if we had a water magnet..."
...you believe that said "water magnets" actually exist, although you have no idea what they actually do.
...your brother regularly video tapes you on his cell phone whenever you're around anything that could be used as a weapon.
...you yell about nothing for two hours straight, stop, and then realize that no one was actually listening.
...you spend exactly thirty-two minutes opening the silverware drawer, straightening them out, slamming it shut and opening it again.
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contamar-the-deamon-blade
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:58 pm
i own a water magnet.... not that it works....
my bro doesnt have a cell... or a camera...
i did that yesterday.
im too busy reading to open the drawer, i just punch a hole in it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:10 am
-when you have nothing better to do at three in the morning than post this!
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contamar-the-deamon-blade
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:37 pm
when you have to carry a pocket knife at all times to keep your little brother away.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:03 pm
-when you have to run out of the house to get the noises out of your head
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:34 pm
...you get stressed out if you walk/run in a counter-clockwise direction.
...you fall asleep regularly during LUNCH.
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