Quotes
Feel free to submit your favorites too to be added to the list!Otto: "A man who saves a drowning man riskes drowning himself."
Davy: "No, I don't want to buy a princess phone, I'm trying to locate a princess! Princess Bettina! Look, I don't care what colors they come in, and I don't care what they do when you pick the phone up! Would you
please look under Harmonica? H-A-R-M-- Look, it's a country! *pause* There is so!"
Mike: "Do you know we haven't worked in a month?"
Peter: "Gee, it seems more like 4 weeks!"
Micky: "Hey Davy! You talking about a chick, uh, name's Bettina, she's a princess?"
Davy: "That's right!"
Micky: "She's here with her uncle, the Archduke."
Davy: "OTTO!"
Micky: "Yeah, Otto! And a uh, a bodyguard."
Davy: "Yeah! Sigmund!"
Micky: "Ah, naw, that one's Igor! Must be a different princess!"
Mike: "Davy, look, man, you cannot go down there to the Rich Swank Hotel and barge in there on a suspicion!"
Davy: "Look, will you trust me? She's got my jacket!"
Mike: "Oh, well, if she's got your jacket."
Davy: "Yeah!"
Mike: "She's got his jacket!"
Peter: "She's got his jacket."
Mike: "She's got his jacket!"
Mike: "What time does the sun come through that window?"
Peter: "What time does the sun come through that window?"
Chambermaid: "About 12 noon, I think."
Mike: "No good, I want it here by 10:30 in the morning!"
Peter: "Right, W.H.! 10:30 in the morning!"
Chambermaid: "Look, wait a minute! What is this?"
Micky: "That's W.H. Woolhat! THE W.H. Woolhat!"
Chambermaid: "Who's he?"
Micky: "You've heard of wool hats haven't you? That's him!"
Mike: "Work hard, play hard, and get plenty of roughage in your diet, and someday you'll OWN this hotel!"
Mike: "Uh miss, I have a tip for you."
Chambermaid: "Oh, thank you!"
Mike: "Buy international steel at 28 1/2."
Otto: "The plan, my dear Sigmund, is to dispose of the princess as soon as the reception as over."
Sigmund: "And when is that, Sire?"
Otto: "Tonight! Can't you remember anything?"
Sigmund: "I'll write it down!"
Otto: "If you were working for my enemies, I'd rule all of Europe!"
Micky: "Now if you pay cash, we'll give you absolutely free with no extra charge, this tufted footstool, sculptured in the form of a servile flatterer!"
Micky: "The 309! Fit for a king! It captures your ruthless ambition, your cruel determination. This throne is for men who dare to be called tyrants! We call it The Usurper!"
Man on phone: Hello?
Sigmund: Hello. The streetcar is going up the hill!
Man on phone: A fox has stolen a chicken.
Sigmund: The onions ripen in the spring!
Man on phone: Especially when it is raining. *pause* Hello?
Sigmund: Especially when it's raining? What number is this, please?
Man on phone: Klondike 58618.
Sigmund: Oooh....I must have dialed the wrong number. Sorry!
Peter: Are you sure we lost him?
Micky: What're you worried about? We've got the door all rigged, and besides, they have about as much chance of finding us here as I do of becoming Miss America.
[knocks on the door]
Mike: *sings* There she is, Miss America...
Off screen: Peter, what'd you think about it, hey?
Peter: Well, I thought it was alright except for the duelling scene.
Davy: What're you talking about? Our fencing scene was great. None of you could've done it.
Peter: Fencing scene? Great? Davy's, y'know, short, and I could've done it better.
Davy: He's always picking on me because I'm small!
Micky: He's not short. Stand up Davy and show em how tall you are.
Davy: I am standing up.
Mike: Why do you ask stuff like this, really? I mean like success and stuff like that. Why don't you ask us stuff like, what time is it?
Off screen: What time is it, Mike?
Mike: *looks at his watch* Uh, it's time to go, man!