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 Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:46 pm
*FrozenPhoenix32 made a thread like this in a Star Wars Guild... and I thought it might be fun here too... ^-^*
It's time for Line's you'll never hear Harry Potter characters say! Keep it G-PG rated peps! biggrin ^-^ Okay... go!
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:17 pm
Sirius: I love kitties! Meow!
Harry: Filthy little mud-bloods!
Malfoy: Let all races be equal! I've decided to become a Priest and an Auror!
Hermione: duh.....I like cheese!
Voldemort: ...Whatcha doin'?
Percy: *rocking out* I wanna rock and roll all night! We are the champions of the world! We have been fighting! Oh we are the champions of the world!
Fred and George: Lets join the Ministry!
Everyone rapping: I like lots of magic and I cannot lie! You other wizzy's(wizards) can't deny!
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:19 pm
Yay!
Malfoy:...darn sorting hat. I really wanted to get sorted into Gryffindor to be closer to that beautiful Granger... crying
Voldemort: I'm tired of this whole evil gig... I wanna be good! I'm going to go kiss babies, and give money to orphanages. (skips away leaving his followers speechless)
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:55 pm
Fred/George- I'm tired of all this nonsense. I wanna be just like Percy!
Harry- I hate Quidditch.
Ron- Go Holyhead Harpies!!!
Hermione- I'm tired of all this schoolwork! I just wanna go home and watch TV, while pigging out on potato chips....
Snape- Sirius was my one true love....
Sirius- I love you Kreacher! *hugs*
I love doing this...^^
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:01 am
Hagrid: Damn spiders!! *steps on them*
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:49 am
Snape: Here's a gift for your birthday Voldy!
Voldemort: AW! A kitty! You're so cute yes you are!
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:35 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:36 pm
Kreacher
Ah, master! Would Harry Potter like a cup of tea? Coffee, perhaps? Would Harry Potter like Kreacher to dance?
Hagrid
Yeh must be insane, with all that schoolwork 'n all! Are yeh crazy, I wouldn't want a dragon if it were the last beast on earth!
Dudley
Harry, you want my cupcake? I've had enough as it is...
Hermione
Ron, honestly! You can't just barge in like that! You have to take a more *invisible* approach, if you know what I mean.
Harry
Oh look. Malfoy's stolen Neville's Remembrall. Well, nothing I can do!
Ron
Spiders!! Aww, lookit the cute widdle spiders!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:02 am
Crabbe: Hey! Malfoy! Lay off Granger will you?!
Ron: God Grasiouse, Hermione! Do you think I'd CARE if you kissed Victor?
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:30 am
Proffesor Mognagul: Voldy, your eye are like red sapihres glowing in a white slate of pure beauty....
Voldemort: Mognagul, I love you and will never do evil again! For you, I will!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:44 am
Voldemort
EEK! A SNAKE!
Wormtail
But, sir, that's Nagini...
Voldemort
I don't care! Kill it! Killitkillitkillit!
Wormtail
Looks at Nagini and shivers. Uh, oh, no can do, sir! I've, uh...just retired! Flees.
Voldemort
No! Wait! Come back! I'm defenseless!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:09 pm
Malfoy: I will defend Hermione to the death!
Voldemort: You must not hurt Harry Potter. I will take my life to protect him! He's my best friend!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:05 pm
Hehehe, I posted this in a forum like this in the Harry Potter subforum.
Voldemort: Harry... I am... your Father.
Harry: What are you talking about? I love being "The chosen one" I love all this attention and people looking at my scar all the time which makes me feel akward and weird. I love being an attention whore while all my friends hate me. I love it all! *stupid, gleeful grin*
Hermione: Krum, I have to confess my true feelings, I love you!
Krum: Dude, too late Hermione man, I love Harry and there's nothing you can do about it.
Harry: What? But I love Flickwick!
Flickwick: ... I love Fang!
Fang: ...Woof...
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:25 am
Harry: Oh, Percy, darling, I love you.
Percy: I love you too, Harry - let's elope!
Harry: What about your job, pumpkin?
Percy: What job? I quit, because I'm sick of it, and I want to spend more time with Won-Won.
Harry: Won-Won?
Percy: Ah... yes, about that, Harry.... I love another.
Harry: Another? You mean...?
Percy: Yes. My brother, Ron.
Harry: Can we have a threesome?
Percy: I was just hoping you'd ask that, love!
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:18 am
Voldemort: I love you Harry.
Harry: I can't live without you, my sweet, sweet evil boyfreind!
Hermione: Look! A horse with a horn on it's head! What do you call that again?
Hagrid: ...Pointy horn horsey!
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